Anti-Zombie Boot Camp in the UK Starts Soon
Well, we’ve seen Anti-Zombie camps for kids and such here in the US, but what if you’re an adult who wants to learn how to brutalize the innocent, unsuspecting Undead population with military precision? Or what passes for it in a few hours of training?
And what if you live in the UK, and want your savage Anti-Zombie indoctrination to be mass transit-accessible?
Then you’re in luck, you evil person, you:
On this zombie experience day, you’ll take out these maggoty scumbags with only airsoft rifles, your fists – and possibly a pitchfork – to help you.
How on earth can this be achieved without recourse to David Blaine/Ali Bongo style conjuring? Surely black magic will have to be involved?
Not a bit of it. We will train you within an inch of your life, sharing skills that can be employed wherever you find the dastardly zombie hordes.
It goes on like that. A lot.
Basically there are three training sessions and then a faux ‘raid’ on a Zombie ‘lair’. Honestly, they make it sound like Zombies live in caves or something.
Lots of fake gunplay with airsoft pistols, and yes, even indulging the cowards out there who can’t bear to see their Zombie victims up close with a bit of sniping training.
I’m sure 40 minutes will be sufficient to master that.
And not to worry, English Living Supremacists, this isn’t some coarse, American-style survivalist experience, no sir or madam. This one’s *civilized*:
Is there somewhere to get food & drink?
Zombie fighting is hard work. Tea, Coffee and light snacks available on site for you to purchase.
Oh, *well* then, that makes it all right then. Tea and light snacks means it’s not a cruel, dehumanizing spectacle after all.
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