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Zombies Are ‘The Worst Thing To Happen to the Jersey Shore Since Snooki’?

Our friends at the Horror Society alerted us to a fundraiser for upcoming, and clearly Anti-Zombie, project ‘Zombeach’:

This is our newest project, “Zombeach”. It is a new kind of zombie apocalypse story. With the Jersey Shore giving the area a bad rap we are aiming to bring the focus back to the ‘Horror Capitol’ New Jersey, and not the Guido New Jersey.
The story is set in the off season, where only the locals remain to stick out the winter months next door to the Atlantic Ocean. But what happens when they get new neighbors and they are more violent and hungry for meat than a drunk guido on Independence Day? Guess you’ll have to watch and find out.

Don’t think we’re going to fall into the politics of division and bash ‘guidos’ to defend Zombies, ‘Zombeach’. The ZRC is more than willing to say that ‘guidos’ are people too.

But when Zombeach, as the title of this post states, then directly compare Zombies to Snooki? That’s a low blow, and going way too far.

We are very offended on behalf of the Zombies.

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One Response to “Zombies Are ‘The Worst Thing To Happen to the Jersey Shore Since Snooki’?”

  1. Wayne Zombie says:

    I saw the Three Stooges movie Thursday, and perhaps my favorite scene was Moe working over the cast of Jersey Shore. I’ve never seen the show, will never willingly watch it, but Moe’s sequence was fantastic.

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