It’s sad that a book as divisive and disturbingly Living Supremacist as ‘World War Z’ is getting made at all, but the hoops it manages to jump through astound me. Someone out in Hollywood must really, really hate Zombies. We’re guessing it’s Brad Pitt:

With Paramount threatening to cut the rope without a financing partner, all hope on a World War Z film had seemingly been quashed.

But today word reaches us that talks are being carried out with a few interested prospectors, with rumours of production beginning as early as June.

If it gets the green light (and we hope it does), Quantum of Solace director Mark Forster will be jumping on board to helm, and Brad Pitt will take a lead role – which should ease the minds of potential investors.

Boo. The last thing we need is Brad Pitt luring lots of gullible Americans into a theatre to see Anti-Zombie propaganda.

I don’t know what Brad Pitt has against the Differently Animated. Did one of them dent your car door at the supermarket or something, Brad? Honestly, it’s time you got over whatever slights you *think* you’ve felt from the Zombie Community. Pushing the Anti-Zombie equivalent of ‘The Birth of a Nation’ is way too far to go for revenge.

Tags: Max Brooks is a Jerk, Movies

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