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Bizarre Column Compares Zombies to Rats, Implies They Will Chew Through Your Power Cords

I really don’t know what to make of some of the stuff we see in our email inboxes at the ZRC sometimes:

Or, and this is most likely, there will be a zombie apocalypse and the zombies will chew through all the charger cords to all our electronic devices (these will clearly not be brain-sucking zombies, but electrical-wiring-nibbling zombies along the lines of rats. Rats can be a huge problem. So can zombies). Then we’ll all be sorry Encyclopaedia Britannica went exclusively online way back in 2012 because that will be the moment we’ll need to look something up. Like how to kill zombies.

Zombies.. chew on power cables? Since when? When is that even a thing?

Good grief. For every stereotype we debunk someone out there just *has* to come up with another one, don’t they?

For shame, Angela Hill. For shame.


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