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Brain-Cupcakes for Your Next Living-Undead Mixer

Posted By on July 1, 2010

It can be hard to break the ice at a gathering of mixed Living and Undead individuals. Sometimes awkward stereotypes, nervousness and ill-feelings, even amongst those inclined to be social, can hang over such an event like a cloud. In such cases, you need something fun and surprising to get everyone to loosen up a bit, to drop their guard.

How about cupcakes frosted to look like brains?

So you’re preparing your ultimate zombie-themed dinner party, and you’re stuck for a dessert. Or you’re entertaining a zombie who’s recently gone vegetarian, and is jonesing for those good old days of gray matter and the delicious taste of human brains. Whatever your reasons, you need a brainy treat that puts the “sweet” back into “sweetmeats.”

Now I know both this site and the video seem to play up the old Zombie stereotypes a tiny bit, what with the brain-munching and all, but I think it’s in good fun here. Gentle ribbing, not torch-bearing mobs.

After all, you don’t serve cupcakes to your enemies.

So let’s all celebrate better Living-Undead relations with sugary treats!

Zombie Disney Princesses!

Posted By on July 1, 2010

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This is an awesome show of Zombie solidarity, with some undead getting together for a costume theme party.

Either that, or fictional characters can rise from the dead without ever having been alive, and they come back as Zombies. Which would be awesome, but might pose some difficulties, especially as regards paperwork, drivers’ licenses, what have you. Plus we’d need to amend the immigration law to allow fictional home countries. I’m pretty sure ‘Agrabah’ isn’t on any contemporary maps of the Middle East.

Lurch for the Cure Auction Items #2-3

Posted By on June 29, 2010

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The next auction items to arrive via the magic of the Postal Service were two autographed books from famous horror author David Wellington, who has applied his own unique takes to horror mainstays like vampires, werewolves and, yes, unfortunately Zombies in three separate hit series of novels. The ‘Monster’ line (Monster Island, Monster Nation and Monster Planet) tell of a very unusual Zombie apocalypse indeed, and the ZRC will be doing a more in-depth piece on the pros and cons of the Wellington approach to Zombies in fiction at a later date. For now, as part of the charity amnesty, we’re looking past the less favorable aspects of Zombie coverage in his books, and focusing more on their high popularity and edge-of-your-seat reading quality.

Charity can make mercenaries of us all.
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As you can see, each book is hand-signed by the author; the handwriting samples should come in very handy indeed for any future ‘Crimes Against Zombie-Humanity’ trials, or perhaps a Living-Undead Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

We heartily recommend spending a great deal of money on them.

Lurch for the Cure Auction Item #1

Posted By on June 29, 2010

As we count down the days to the highly anticipated Lurch for the Cure Silent Auction, the ZRC will be highlighting the individual items as they come in, so as to thank those who generously gave to this worthy cause, and to show off how much cool swag that you can purchase at the Famous Monsters of Filmland Convention in Indianapolis, July 9th-11th.

Integrated the plug with normal blogging *seamlessly*.

First up, here is an autographed copy of pro-Zombie, ZRC-approved, Indie-cool card game Zombie Cafe. Wayne West was nice enough to provide us with this autographed copy of his groundbreaking pro-Zombie Capitalism game, and so we’re putting it up sale.

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If you too would like to own a copy of Zombie Cafe signed by the innovative man behind what may be the first pro-Zombie card game in history, then all you have to do is have the highest bid at our auction. Or, as our horror host friend Baron Mardi would say:

GIVE US YOUR MONEY

Until next time, Zombie-fans.

Review: ‘Snikt!’

Posted By on June 28, 2010

(As I finished unpacking stuff from our recent move here at ZRC headquarters I rediscovered a huge pile of Zombie and Zombie-related media, good and bad, that never got reviewed the first time around. So over the next few weeks, leading up to the auction, reviewing some of this stuff seems like a good way to pass the time. We’re still hard at work on more contemporary projects and prep work for the auction, of course, Loyal Zombie Fans.)

This review will contain spoilers so I’m putting it behind the cut. Short answer: Not ZRC approved, but not your typical Zombie-bashing either.

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Zombie Perfume?

Posted By on June 24, 2010

This is decidedly a mixed bag for me, but a web-company is selling Zombie.. Perfume:

The scent of death lingers on the walking dead. Limbs rot, organs turn rancid, and decomposition sets in. For a zombie in a state of decay, they need Zombie Fragrance Oil. Liberally apply this scent, and combat that lingering odor of decay to entice the comely young undead thing that has caught your fancy.

Now, on the face of it, this seems pretty defamatory for Zombies. The scent of death lingers on the ‘walking dead’? Really?

On the other hand, we are talking about a cosmetic product. It’s not atypical to sell that kind of product by working on the insecurities of the end-user. Making that allowance, a cosmetic product targeting Zombies might well be a bit harsh on Zombie body issues in order to get a sale.

Compare that with the history of Listerine, where they made up a fake medical condition to sell mouthwash and convinced people they were doomed to a lonely existence as a result of having… halitosis! *dun dun DUN*

So… it’s a step. A baby step forward, to an era when Zombies are considered a lucrative niche market rather than a hated minority.

Update: I almost forgot to mention, this ad assumes that a Zombie can be ‘comely’. Zombies considered comely? That’s also progress, I think.

Another Zombie Apocalypse Page

Posted By on June 22, 2010

This time a graph on what people will do in the supposed Zombie Apocalypse.

Now, seriously. What is with the Zombie Apocalypse? Even with other hated-and-feared subgroups of humanity we rarely see talk of an Apocalypse.

Well, ok. Perhaps the Black Helicopter crowd talks about some kind of crazy anti-White Apocalypse, I don’t know. Still, in wider society, or even just within the horror community, there’s a fixation on the idea that, if there are Zombies, there must be an apocalypse. It doesn’t make sense to me.

We don’t see talk of a Vampire Apocalypse, or a Werewolf Apocalypse. And Living people would never tolerate this meme applied to themselves. Can you imagine the outrage if someone was going around talking about the Hispanic Apocalypse? How about a WASP Apocalypse, where mayonnaise supplies run dangerously low and polo shirts are nowhere to be found?

Yeah. Scary, I know.

Lego Decides Zombie Kids Can Play with Something Else

Posted By on June 21, 2010

I’ve been looking at this for some time now, and I can’t begin to fathom it. I really can’t.

Lego is putting out a series of special, collectible little Lego figurines. You know, the tiny people who can interact with the things you construct out of the beloved, often primary colored connectible play blocks.

Included in this first wave is a ‘Zombie’, but even I, a veteran Zombie Rights campaigner, well-versed in the many forms of Living Supremacist prejudice, was unprepared for the toy they’re foisting off on the chidlren of the world.

Check out the description:

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“Briiiiiiiiiicks…”

Slow in speed and even slower of mind, the lumbering Zombie may look a little scary, but he’s completely harmless in every way. Everything he does is slow, mindless and repetitive, from zoning out while watching TV, to waiting in line at the grocery store, to stacking one brick on top of another to build a perfectly even, completely featureless wall that stretches along for miles and miles.

If you interrupt him, he’ll just stare at you blankly before going back to whatever he was doing before. If you put an obstacle in front of him, he’ll keep bumping into it over and over again until someone turns him around. If you pick him up and move him to a new place, he’ll start doing something mindless there instead. The only thing that seems to motivate him is his cherished turkey leg – if you dangle it in front of him, he’ll stretch his arms out toward it and follow it wherever it goes.

Wow. I’m legitmately, completely shocked and appalled. What is Lego *thinking*? Don’t they understand the hateful stereotyping they’re engaged in? What will the little Zombie children of the world do when they find this toy in the aisle at the local Toys R Us? When they’re playing with a friend and little Living Billy gets out his Legos and lo and behold, there’s the Zombie stereotype figure?

Even though the line consists of broad caricatures of various iconic figures, they’re generally presented with a bit of humor, wit and sympathy. But no, not the ZOMBIE. The Zombie gets made into a pathetic joke, a sad, unintelligent drone who you literally lead around by the nose with a TREAT.

Once again we’re presented with a toy that I have to keep away from poor Tim. He’s quite sensitive you know; Zombie kid self-esteem can be a fragile thing. Who knew that we’d all have to shield our young Undead friends and family from hate-speech proudly bearing the Lego logo? What a dark day this is indeed.

Liberal Bloggers Again Defame Zombies

Posted By on June 21, 2010

I’m very saddened but not surprised that, yet again, the so-called ‘Liberals’ of the online world have taken to defaming Zombies in the pursuit of scoring political points.

Basically, as I understand their serial misuse of the term, it works like this:

-Certain untruths or factual misunderstandings are particularly pervasive in the field of politics and/or economics.
-Since they can’t manage to ‘kill off’ these factual errors, they are therefore ‘Zombie’

I’ve mentioned this misuse of language before, from a similar recurring use of the term last year dealing with the Public Option in health care (which, one must note, did in fact die when deals were cut with the big industries in the health sector who wanted it gone). It was unacceptable then, and it’s unacceptable now.

What’s worse is how quickly the rhetorical abuse of Zombies spreads in today’s heavily quoted, heavily linked online world. From today’s column by Nobel Prize Winner (and Anti-Zombie Living Supremacist?) Paul Krugman, we have the following:

It must have sounded like a good idea (although not to me): establish a bipartisan commission of Serious People to develop plans to bring the federal budget under control.

But the commission is already dead — and zombies did it.

OK, the immediate problem is the statements of Alan Simpson, the commission’s co-chairman. And what got reporters’ attention was the combination of incredible insensitivity – the “lesser people”??? — and flat errors of fact.

But it’s actually much worse than that. On Social Security, Simpson is repeating a zombie lie — that is, one of those misstatements that keeps being debunked, but keeps coming back.

So what does it mean that the co-chair of the commission is resurrecting this zombie lie? It means that at even the most basic level of discussion, either (a) he isn’t willing to deal in good faith or (b) the zombies have eaten his brain. And in either case, there’s no point going on with this farce.

So, Mr. Krugman, if you disagree with someone it’s because ZOMBIES ATE HIS BRAIN? What an awful stereotype, and terrible slander against the entire Differently Animated community. Mr. Krugman must either be convinced he’s living in a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ or he must encounter remarkably little disagreement in his life, if he believes all those who stubbornly disagree with him or mislead the public are brain-munching victims.

From Patient Zero Krugman, the meme spread around the blogosphere.

Famed liberal blogger Digby repeated the slander and demonstrated her own Living Supremacist tendencies:

I’m of the opinion that zombies ate his brain some time ago and that he has never been willing to deal in good faith. He’s a misanthropic coot put on the commission to persuade his fellow seniors that they have nothing to fear from the reforms and reassure them that this is aimed at the ungrateful kids who were given everything in life and now can’t even find the time to call.

This is a new one; conflating Zombies with elderly curmudgeons. I guess that, when all you have is a rhetorical shotgun, every problem looks like a zombie to you, Digby? Ugh.

Fellow liberal economist Duncan Black got in on the action too:

These commissions are bad ideas anyway, and this one is extra bad, so I imagine that zombie debt commissions, like zombie lies, are rather hard to get rid of.

I for one am disgusted. Aren’t liberals and Democrats supposed to be the tolerant ones in our society? More open to new ideas, new people, new ways of thinking? More multicultural, more flexible, more friendly to immigrants? Why is that the tolerance shown for gay Americans and recent immigrants from outside our borders isn’t shared with immigrants from beyond the mortal coil?

It’s a sad commentary on our society that a person’s heartbeat matters more than their personal honor and decency. For shame, all of you in the commentariat, who bash the Differently Animated as casually as those in an earlier era might bash the Irish or the Italians or the Poles. For shame.

Undead Boy Makes Good

Posted By on June 19, 2010

Well, ok. ‘Good’ is always a flexible term with the Baron. Nevertheless, look which gang of miscreants, who are very friendly with the Undead, has moved to the high-tech world of net celebrity?

That’s right, the old gang from Atomic Age Cinema, including noted Bloomingtonian Undead Baron Mardi, will be hosting 100 Years of Monster Movies on July 9th at 9 pm. They promise wit and erudite humor, but don’t believe the hype. They’ll be down in the gutter in no time.

It’s where they do their best work.