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ZRC Review: ‘Juan of the Dead’ (Plus Zombie Politics, Communism, and More)

Posted By on April 18, 2012

‘Juan of the Dead’ was one of the titles we wanted to evaluate most for the ZRC, and fortunately Chicago Fear Fest just about dropped a screening opportunity in our laps.

The film has gotten considerable attention over the last year, both from the international press and from the Zombie Rights Community. Some see the film as a chance for the high brow but isolated Cuban film industry to break out into broader markets, while those of us in the activist community were of course very concerned that yet ANOTHER country seemed to have succumbed to malign Anti-Zombie influence. This concern only grew when it began to see distribution deals pop up worldwide. For many viewers ‘Juan of the Dead’ will represent their first taste of Cuban filmmaking, and its success can only encourage imitation. The potential for an Anti-Zombie movie cottage industry loomed large.

But all that, of course, depended on the movie itself. How is ‘Juan of the Dead’ for Zombie Rights? In a word: dreadful.

JotD is, naturally enough, centered on the life of Juan, the charismatic slacker and ringleader of a loosely affiliated criminal enterprise in his rundown Havana neighborhood. Juan spends most of his days hanging out drinking with his best friend/sidekick Lazaro, who in turn spends a lot of his time watching out for his skirt-chasing son California.

Yes, that really is his name.

Juan hustles enough to get by, sleeps with neighborhood women while their husbands are away, and drinks to pass the time. His life is adrift, and although he swears he’s content, it’s obvious that Juan is waiting for an opportunity, anything, to fall from the sky and give him a chance at something bigger and better.

Being a Zombie movie, this opportunity soon shows up in the form of, you guessed it, an outbreak leading toward the Zombie Apocalypse.

Not that Juan takes advantage at first. As the streets fill up with unfortunate and undoubtedly confused Zombies (whom the government labels as ‘dissidents’ supposedly acting under American orders), Juan retreats to his rooftop hideout to conduct business as usual. Eventually, however, he has an idea: the Zombie Apocalypse can be his shot at making a fortune.

And so, over the objections of his estranged daughter, Juan repurposes his little criminal organization toward running a new business: ‘Juan de los Muertos’, a murder-your-Undead-relatives mercenary shop. Half-rates for elderly or child customers, double for foreign tourists.

*sigh*

Things only go downhill from there. JotD is full of ‘comedic’ violence, ie lots of graphic mayhem against the Differently Animated, set against a backdrop of Juan’s already tattered little piece of Cuban society falling further apart due primarily to indifference. The state is concerned only with maintaining its image and is profoundly ineffective at providing security, while the people either hide in their homes or run around aimlessly in panic. The latter group of course increasingly end up Zombified and then victims of Juan de los Muertos in turn.

As the title suggests, Juan of the Dead is heavily influenced by earlier Zombie movies. References to prior offenders in the genre abound; Lazaro can be seen as a Cuban version of Ed from ‘Shaun of the Dead’, there’s a very blatant reference to ‘Dead Alive’ and its kung-fu priest, a spoof of the military survivalists in ’28 Days Later, and so on. The characters even discuss, and slyly poke fun at, the sharp divide among Zombie movie fans (and Zombie movies) regarding ‘Fast Zombies’ and ‘Slow Zombies’.

As an organization ‘Juan de los Muertos’ seems to have learned from those other Zombie-hating movies as well, for Juan’s quintet of Zombie-bashers constitute that rarest of breeds in Anti-Zombie film: a tactically effective, emotionally and mentally stable band of survivors. Amoral, greedy, violent survivors, sure, but Juan’s seen enough Romero movies to know where infighting gets you during the Zompocalypse.

And yet, for all this genre knowledge and reasoning, the film still can’t see past its own prejudice against the Differently Animated. The state labels the Zombies as ‘dissidents’, but Juan, and presumably the filmmakers, see them as an annoyance, an opportunity, and eventually, as an obstacle to overcome; never as people. Just things, targets, entities to drive the story. What a waste.

The film’s politics are also worth discussing from a Zombie Rights perspective. While on the surface the film feels genuinely critical of the contemporary Cuban government, casting it as ineffectual and absentee at best, as Juan’s struggle to profit off of innocent Zombies grows, Juan de los Muertos (the business) clearly takes on a revolutionary fervor. Juan himself compares it to the Cuban revolution at one point. In this respect, Juan of the Dead establishes a bit of a secular, political parallel to REC 3′s religious condemnation of Undeath. To be a REC Zombie is to be damned individually; to have Zombies in the streets of Havana is to be damned *politically*, on a societal level. Cuba wouldn’t have a Zombie ‘problem’, the film seems to say, if it governed itself properly, if it had lived up to the ideals of a populist revolution.

If your society falls to (marginalized, oppressed, misunderstood) Zombies, it’s not that, say, Communist Cuba failed, but that *you*, or in this case, Juan, failed Communist Cuba.

Naturally The Zombie Rights Campaign disapproves of secular scapegoating of Zombies every bit as much as religious scapegoating of Zombies, and we strongly condemn this Zombies-as-political-crisis metaphor.

‘Juan of the Dead’ has a lot going for it, purely as a movie. The acting is superb, the characters interesting and well-realized, the movie never drags or feels repetitive. It’s even a very pretty film, dark and moody visually.

Pity that it has to put all that talent and skill in the service of promoting hatred of the Differently Animated.

The ZRC rates ‘Juan of the Dead’ (original title: ‘Juan de los Muertos’) as Living Supremacist.

Whatever 'for shame' would be in Spanish. Imagine that's here.

For shame.

ZRC Review: “REC 3: Genesis”

Posted By on April 18, 2012

Warning: Due to the ending of REC in particular, as well as the tightly related nature of the film series generally, it is impossible to meaningfully discuss ‘REC 3: Genesis’ without spoiling events in the first two films. If you have not seen these movies and still wish to, I strongly suggest you not read the review behind the cut at this time.

Suffice it to say you can trust us when we say that ‘REC 3: Genesis’ easily deserves our lowliest review grade of ‘Living Supremacist’.

For shame. For triple shame, even!

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The ZRC at Chicago Fear Fest

Posted By on April 17, 2012

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Well, we’ve had a day to decompress from the astoundingly Zombie movie packed inaugural Chicago Fear Fest and have a lot to report to you, the loyal Zombie Friendly readers out there.

CFF sets a record for the ZRC, actually; we saw seven separate Zombie-related films for the first time at Chicago Fear Fest.

The list:

-[REC 3]
-Juan of the Dead
-Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
-Zombie Bohemia
-For the Love of Zombies
-Dead Weight
-A Cadaver Christmas

Talk about synergy! I’m working on reviews of those presently, but how was the festival overall?

Wonderful. Really! If I have to sit through a bunch of Anti-Zombie (and a few precious Zombie Friendly) experiences, then by George the Zombie, the Muvico is a fine place to do it. As predicted, having a full service restaurant and bar on the premises is a seriously nice perk for a film festival.

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(I’m a sucker for a good marquee)

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(Some of the best movie theatre food you’ll ever have)

The Muvico had two screens set aside both days for the festival which ran alongside their usual programming, so there was an interesting mix of horror fan and conventional moviegoer crowds too. I wonder if my bright green hair stood out; if so, good! I do it for Zombie Solidarity.

The festival was staffed in part by a large contingent from Zombie Army Productions, and I really need to ask them about their ‘Army’ at some point, make sure we’re talking about a volunteer force of the Differently Animated and not Zombies press-ganged into servitude.

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(The bus seems a bit.. martial, but I bet it’s for the Zombies’ safety)

They seem like nice enough people though, I think we can extend the benefit of the doubt.

One of the highlights of the festival was definitely getting to hang out with the star of Zombie Bohemia, who came out to CFF to win over some hearts and minds. Here’s Michael looking very slick in a black tie ensemble at the after party on Saturday:

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(Undead sophistication)

Speaking of those after-parties, they made for a fun and productive venue for ZRC outreach.

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Note that we always have literature on hand to spread the good word about Zombies:

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We also had a good discussion about broader Undead Rights with this Werewolf Rights advocate:

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Good to have a productive meeting of the minds, eh? We think so.

At last, and far too late I might add, on Saturday night it was time for us to pack up and head back to Madison. We’d braved Chicago traffic, networked and talked and watched and discussed for two days. What a trip, and what a great outing for the Zombie Rights Campaign!

As usual you can see our collection of photos in this collection on the ZRC’s Flickr page.

The Zombie Rights Campaign is Back from Chicago Fear Fest

Posted By on April 16, 2012

Yes, and we had a very productive and often infuriating time watching almost all of the many Zombie-related films on offer. In total we saw 7 that were directly relevant to the ZRC mission, including ‘REC 3′, ‘Juan of the Dead’, ‘Zombie Bohemia’ and even the outrageous piece of revisionist history called ‘Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies’.

Then we stayed for the after parties and did some valuable networking for the ZRC. In fact, we only got back to Madison around 5 am on Sunday. Man was I tired.

I’m uploading pictures and looking through video even now, however, and hope to have a festival wrapup post for you later today, followed by reviews this week of everything we saw at CFF along with three movies we watched for review *last* week, some schedule updates and announcements and more.

Busy busy. You know, for the Zombies.

‘Mmmm Brains’ Shirt

Posted By on April 13, 2012

BuyZombie has a blurb up about a new shirt catering to that recent and yet very pervasive idea that Zombies are obsessed with brain-eating. Because BuyZombie is a cut above average in reporting on Zombie stuff they note the actual origin of the myth in their synopsis though (kudos):

Are you one of the legion of the shambling dead that enjoy what so many zombies who have sprouted from Trioxin enjoy? Do you crave those pink juicy morsels that can only be found at the center of an uncracked open skull? If the answer is yes and brains are on your mind pick this shirt up to share your favorite food with pride!

Brain tissue isn’t really bubble-gum pink, for the record; seems to be a mix of white, beige and a little bit of pink.

And I worry that all the Zombies who don’t eat brain, as well as the ones who do, are being objectified here. Since when do we define people solely by their diet?

It’s not fair to the Zombies, we say. Zombies are people too, and there’s more to Unlife than what you eat.

Zombie ‘Apocalypse’ Simulator, for the Paranoid Max Brooks Fan Out There

Posted By on April 13, 2012

I’m not sure I’d even characterize this as a game; more like a virtual ant farm you get to kick over as often as you like.

Which is pretty sadistic, really:

The game uses Google Maps to overlay swarms of zombie on real-world locations—imagine how eerie it would be to watch the undead descend on your house and backyard. And there are tons of variables, like zombie movement speeds, that you can to change things up. The different types of zombies even have clever names like “Romerus Lazicus”.

Bad latin names are clever now? Please don’t tell me humor’s cyclical, I don’t want to deal with Vaudeville Zombie bashing.

Anyway, it’s available for iOS and, apparently, PC. I bet Max Brooks himself would get a kick out of this.

Because he’s, you know, evil.

Taiwan’s First Anti-Zombie Movie: “Zombie 108″

Posted By on April 13, 2012

The ZRC will be watching ‘Juan of the Dead’ this weekend, but the international market continues to supply us with new Anti-Zombie ugliness:

Billed as the very first Taiwanese zombie movie, Zombie 108 (棄城Z-108) has generated lots of buzz among horror aficionados both at home and abroad.

With a more than adequate beginning that recalls many blockbusters of its kind, the self-proclaimed horror B-movie gets off to a good start. Yet the momentum soon dissipates as the movie struggles to flesh out its story.

“Zombie 108″ is apparently a pretty sleazy hybrid of the Anti-Zombie and Torture Porn horror subsets, and I guess it didn’t work too well even from a mainstream entertainment point of view. I doubt it would fare much better from a Zombie Rights one.

Add Taiwan to the Atlas of Zombie Hating Shame.

Working on Store Updates, Site Stuff, Please Stand By

Posted By on April 10, 2012

So after the convention we planned to put the new Necronomicon shirt up right away, but one thing led to another and we’ve decided to make some changes to the store, tinker with a few things, maybe put in a new payment system since PayPal is being erratic, etc.

Even if something’s not in the store (like the Necronomicon shirt, for the moment) you can always contact me at the ZRC email address and we’ll sell it to you. We like you. Honest.

An updated Public Appearance schedule with a new big convention announcement is also coming soon!

‘Lemming Dead’ a Fairly Innocuous, Kind of Adorable Zombie Shirt

Posted By on April 10, 2012

Longtime readers of this blog will know that we rarely find shirts featuring Zombies online very agreeable, which is one reason we make our own garments. However, it’s not all bad out there in the internets. Take this ‘Lemming Dead’ shirt:

Pretty cute, right? And no vicious put-downs of the Undead in the description or marketing either. Just a shirt showing the proud struggle of an Undead Lemming to get back on its feet after death.

I think we can get behind that.

Full Disclosure: The ZRC follows the creator of this shirt on Twitter, and we once conducted an interview for their Zombie-centered podcast.

‘Castle’ Adds Zombies for Episode; Zomsploitation?

Posted By on April 8, 2012

The ZRC is always cautious about just putting Zombies into any old story for the novelty’s sake, because usually that novelty is anything but novel and degenerates to an Anti-Zombie pogrom, but handled properly, this sounds like it could be a bit more interesting:

Castle has an episode coming up that’s hopping on board a trend made popular by The Walking Dead: zombies. Creator Andrew W. Marlowe explained to TVLine of “Undead Again,” “Zombies are very much in the zeitgeist, and we thought it was something that was worth tackling.” The way they’ll do it will be “credible,” and as Marlowe brought up how they’ve tackled aliens, there’s really no reason to think they’ll do anything but handle this the right way. Previous spoilers did reveal that there are characters part of “Zombie Walks,” so it sounds like it’s going to just be something that’s done in the city. Is their victim going to be someone who participates in those walks?

Zombie Walks are becoming fodder, or at least backdrops, for plots in entertainment as they establish a nearly ubiquitous presence nationwide; we talked about at least one example from the world of film was discussed previously here on the ZRC blog.

The problem is the constant risk of what you could call (and I choose to for this post) ‘Zomsploitation’; are Zombies (or Zombie events) being added merely for sensationalistic reasons? Will their presence demonize (not usually literally) the Undead, or help to acclimatize the public to the existence of the Differently Animated on their streets?

Still, even if a TV series only featured a Zombie as a victim of the week, that’d be something, an acknowledgment via the backdoor that Zombies are people too (because to be a victim, one probably needs to be a person).

Food for thought.