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Bob the Angry Flower Blames the Victim On World War Z

Posted By on October 12, 2013

The Zombie Rights Campaign wasn’t hugely enamored with World War Z. It had many issues, both cinematic and Civil Rights in nature.

But it’s hard not to view this Bob the Angry Flower comic as blaming the CG Zombies for the failures of the film. We cannot agree with that.

BTAF has had some issues with Zombie Rights before, and author Stephen Notley’s perspective on Zombies is well known (at least in our movement) and pretty intolerant.

Still. To blame the ZOMBIES for World War Z? Harsh, Mr. Notley. Harsh.

Your Routine Reminder to Read ‘Skin Horse’

Posted By on October 5, 2013

We like webcomic extraordinaire ‘Skin Horse’ around here at the ZRC, for its longstanding and remarkably tolerant depiction of the Undead.

However, the newly-unfolding storyline apparently involves an Undead Equality movement, complete with an ‘Undead Rights’ blogger.

So naturally, we, or rather, *I* love it even more. I can steal activism ideas!

I mean. Bring art to Unlife. Surely that’s appropriate.

Save the Date: Nightmare on Chicago Street, October 26th, 2013

Posted By on September 27, 2013

Once again The Zombie Rights Campaign will be going to ‘Nightmare on Chicago Street’ in Elgin, Illinois, to spread the good word about Zombies and why they should have rights.

Even in the midst of a simulated Zombie ‘Apocalypse’.

Past years have been memorable to say the least, and the ZRC is stepping up our game this year, creating a Zombie Friendly oasis in the midst of the most unfriendly Apocalypse. Still, with your help, we hope to reclaim a little piece of public real estate for the Undead population of Elgin.

And we’ll have treats for the Zombie Friendly. It is Halloween season, after all.

The ZRC Back from Horrorhound Indianapolis 2013

Posted By on September 12, 2013

Apologies for the belated post, all. Lost a camera cable, had some technological issues, even had to sort out some issues with the trusty ZRC Mobile — as trip aftermaths go, this was intense!

But the actual journey to Horrorhound Indianapolis was fine, and fun, and we talked to a lot of great people about Zombie Rights. Some picture highlights below.

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We got to talk with Spot the Zombie! He was very friendly and not at all bitey. A good role model and example of the amiable Undead for conventions like Horrorhound.

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Zombie Ally Michelle Hartz dressed up as one of the Undead for a bit of research the second day of Horrorhound. She says that when done respectfully, like here, it’s not ‘Greenface’ but becoming ‘Transliving’. We can get behind that.

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I think the talking, carnivorous plants are a bigger threat to humanity than the Undead. But we’d still be willing to agitate for their rights.

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I totally got sassed by these puppets! They said some unkind things and speculated about ulterior motives for helping Zombies. There’s no helping some people, alas.

You can see a few more pictures from our trip here. Remember: the ZRC will be at Nightmare on Chicago Street next month, and we have some big surprises in store!

Mwahaha. Etc.

The Zombie Rights Campaign is Off to Horrorhound Indianapolis!

Posted By on September 6, 2013

Posts will be spotty for the next few days as the ZRC travels back to the Motherland to visit family, friends and oh yeah, vend stuff at Horrorhound Indianapolis!

We’ll be selling our still-secretive new T-Shirt to raise money for charity, picketing the Unjust, and generally having a good time. We hope to see some of you there!

*Note, due to travel arrangements, the ZRC may be a bit late setting up the booth on Friday evening. Saturday and Sunday we’ll be there the whole time though! Come visit.

The Dishonored Dead: The Giveaway!

Posted By on September 6, 2013

The Zombie Rights Campaign loved ‘The Dishonored Dead’, as longtime readers will recall. Would you like to read it for free? Well here’s your chance!

Don’t say we never gave you anything. Well, don’t say we never gave you the chance to win anything, at least.

‘GNASH’, A Zombie Apocalypse Novel for the War on Terror Generation

Posted By on September 6, 2013

It is often said that Zombies, in fiction, are a metaphor for social unrest or collapse. Conversely, Zombie fiction is sometimes said to be tied to *good* times. It’s complicated.

But whether Zombies are themselves a metaphor, Zombie fiction still has to deal with the world its readers/watchers/players are from. In 1985, for example, ‘Return of the Living Dead’ had the Cold War leading to a, ahem, Zombie Apocalypse. In the original ‘Night of the Living Dead’, made a generation earlier, it might have been a contaminated space probe.

Today, novels like ‘GNASH’, by Brian Parker, posit a different origin for the End of the World:

An ancient fundamentalist organization chooses to lash out against its enemies by conducting several attacks simultaneously across the globe. One of these assaults unleashes a deadly virus within the Pentagon, which sets off a chain reaction of events that the United States may not overcome.

The virus mutates beyond anything the terrorists had expected and the nation’s capital is plunged into a violent zombie outbreak that threatens to infect everyone in the region.

The ZRC as an organization would never endorse the use of a Zombification organism as a bioterror weapon, of course; we feel that Zombiism should, whenever and wherever possible, be a personal choice. And ancient fundamentalist organizations certainly do like to lash out.

But ultimately, The Zombie Rights Campaign is certain the United States will overcome both the threat of terrorism and fears of a Zombie Apocalypse. We’re patriotic, bleeding (and sometimes only oozing) heart sorts that way.

In the meantime, let’s hope the terrorism, and the Apocalypse, stays confined to easily purchased fiction available on Amazon.com, like ‘GNASH’

The Zombie Rights Campaign at The Dark Carnival 2013

Posted By on September 4, 2013

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Last weekend The Zombie Rights Campaign journeyed all the way to lovely (but somewhat distant) Columbus, Indiana for the Seventh Annual Dark Carnival Film Festival.

We had a good time, and I think there has been major progress toward The Cause, as we will discuss below.

First, let’s give a hand to the Dark Carnival staff for finding such an excellent new location for their film festival. The Crump Theatre has a long and storied history. The current building has apparently been standing since 1889, and operating as a movie theatre since the 1920s.

It’s a beautiful old movie palace, and remarkably well preserved.

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Now, on to the film festival. We arrived on Saturday so the ZRC missed a few films, due to almost biblically terrible weather in Chicago – we literally drove through a dust storm *and* a torrential rainstorm. But we definitely got a good sampling of the current state of the independent horror scene.

You can see the entire list of films here.

The good news? Not a single film we saw this year was Living Supremacist, and there was only ONE Anti-Zombie slur! This is a remarkable change from some previous years, as longtime readers will be aware.

The bad news? Not a single film this year starred or featured Zombies!

This is a decidedly less positive development. Ignoring the Zombie community isn’t the same thing as accepting it, after all.

Still, compared with active cinematic persecution, we’ll mark it down as a step in the right direction. This year.

Next year we hope for better, independent horror community!

Some non-Zombie Rights thoughts on films we saw follows.

Torturous: An interesting short film about the career woes of professional torturers. Pretty funny too.

Silent Agony: Haunting and spooky movie about a nightmarish orphanage and the suffering of the children who live there.

Game: You won’t see the ending to this one coming. At all.

Baby-Sitting: This short film will make you afraid of French children. We’re not the French Child Rights Campaign, so we have no information about how scary they actually are.

The Girl: Moody and atmospheric movie that does feature a girl (the titular girl, in fact) who is a bit… Differently Animated. We won’t say more.

Nursery Crimes: You’ll cheer for the bloody antics of an animated Little Bo Peep and her massacred sheep. We guarantee it.

Root of the Problem: This movie might make you feel a bit more sympathetic to Dentists, so we’d really like to have the filmmakers do some work on Zombies. Our clients need the PR.

All You Can Eat: Very interesting film which plays out in reverse. You’ll chuckle, then perhaps grimace a bit.

Sader Ridge: A story about how you can’t go home again, or more exactly, many times you shouldn’t. Some very nice acting.

Motivational Growth: Jeffrey Combs plays a talking fungal life coach in a movie full of bizarre dialogue that you love to listen to. The ending is a bit confused, however.

Worm: A great movie about addiction in a near future society that has lost the ability to dream, and gets it back through a dubious new drug.

Buy Buy Baby: Again, children are terrifying, and can lead to widespread havoc. The Dark Carnival may be taking a position here on the safety of children. Hmm.

Cataract: A neat experimental movie about the plight of the insomniac. No scary children here.

Well, that’s it for this year at The Dark Carnival! The ZRC will be back next year, as we always are.

Watching. Judging. Agitating.

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(See You Next Year)

The ZRC at Flashback Weekend

Posted By on August 20, 2013

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(These poor Zombies clearly just want friends or hugs)

Hello, Zombie Allies! This post is mainly a brief selection of photos from our recent trip to Flashback Weekend. The ZRC was mainly there for a little outreach with/recon on the cast of ‘Dawn of the Dead’, and I think it was a success! In particular, Gaylen Ross took one of our signature pamphlets to read about Zombie Rights later.

A convert, we hope?

The ZRC was also super-pleased to see that even businesses we have never (to our knowledge) directly spoken to have picked up on the Zombie Friendly cause, through the power of capitalism!

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Michelle Hartz deserves a lot of credit for printing up those little tent sign beauties. If your business is Zombie Friendly, let the ZRC know and we will get you a sign to display your mercantile tolerance!

Sadly we didn’t have time to stick around for much of the festivities. Next year in Chicago, perhaps?

PS. We did have time to pick up one very cool/potentially historic item at Flashback: an actual piece of the ‘Dawn of the Dead’ mall.

No, really:

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This little beauty is a piece of the exterior of the J.C. Penney seen in the movie, and the ZRC likes to think we’re reclaiming it for a more tolerant future. We obtained it from the Monroeville Zombies people, who are apparently setting up a museum dedicated to ‘Dawn of the Dead’.

We hope it has room for a future Zombie Rights perspective alcove.

The ZRC hopes to see some of you at either Dark Carnival Film Festival in about two weeks, or a week later at Horrorhound Indianapolis!

Reminder: Zombies Doing Good, Avon Zombie Walk Edition

Posted By on August 18, 2013

Just putting a post up reminding our Indiana readers that there will be a fine Zombie walk in Avon this October benefiting a good cause and arranged by an inspiring young Zombie Ally:

The Avon Zombie Walk (AVZ) is a first year event which is being coordinated by eleven year old Jon Barker of Avon, Indiana.

From each zombie there is a requested donation of ten non-perishable food items. These food items will be donated to the Hendricks County Food Pantry Coalition to help feed the hungry in Hendricks County. Besides the AVZ, other events that are being offered are: a Thrill the World worldwide “Thriller” dance, a Zombie Cake Decorating Contest, a Pre-Walk Zombie Movie (all three are being held at the Avon Monster Mini Golf, and a Zombie Short Film Contest on Youtube. Thrill the World, Zombie Cake Contest and the Video contest are free and open to all ages.

The coordinator of the event. He is Jon Barker, He is 11 years old and has been a zombie fan from birth. He loves comic books, video games, movie make-up, Ultraman, Godzilla, and Lord of the Rings. He is a homeschooler and enjoys drawing, sculpting, karate and swimming. Yes, he is a self-admitted nerd who has wanted to start a zombie walk for three years.

We hope for a great turnout and applaud both the outreach effort and the outstanding parenting that must have gone into raising such an upstanding member of Living society.

You can also learn more at the Avon Zombie Walk’s blog or their website.