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Gainesville Anti-Zombie Anti-Crime Campaign is Outrageous

Posted By on February 22, 2012

Unsatisfied with tying Zombies to every social ill rhetorically, some woefully ignorant individuals are stooping to forging the link between Undeath and various unpleasant things themselves:

Gainesville Police Department Lt. Art Adkins can deliver this line with a straight face: “We’ve had an uptick in recent zombie activity.”

Until this month, police were using a “Lock it or lose it campaign” to encourage people to keep their cars locked. But Adkins said the campaign was not having a big effect, pointing out that half of the cars in some apartment complexes were still left unlocked.

So Mazlaghani, Adkins and others put together a new campaign, this one featuring the undead.

“The idea is to use popular culture — zombies — to reach students,” Adkins said. “It’s a little bit of humor, but we are taking these property crimes seriously.”

With University of Florida students portraying zombies who rip off students and other unwitting victims, police have created posters, social media spots and even a video the agency will soon be posting to YouTube.

Posters? Social media? Video? Obtaining *actors* to put on greenface and pretend to be Zombies?

I… I’m stunned. This is a police department, not some director with a digital camera and an axe to grind! They’re supposed to be civil servants, you know, ‘Protect and Serve’, not demagogues out there putting a big target on the backs of the peaceful and law-abiding Zombie Community.

Completely unacceptable behavior, and another sad chapter in the long and ugly history of police abuses against oppressed minority communities, I’m afraid.

Tragic.

You can see their Anti-Zombie propaganda below. Remember folks, this was produced using taxpayer resources and money. Taxes that, no doubt, ZOMBIES helped pay.

Be a ‘Zombie’ Extra Without Leaving Home for Upcoming ‘Year Zero’ Anti-Zombie Animated Film

Posted By on February 22, 2012

I swear, if nothing else the forces of Anti-Zombiism are fiercely devoted to innovative new uses of social media to advance their cause.

As are we.

The sheer creativity our foes possess, however, with regard to marketing is something else:

So, I’ve been working on a trailer for a new Year Zero feature film since December. And you know what they say: You can’t make a zombie trailer without breaking a few zombies. Well, many zombies, this is NYC, afterall. I need zombies extras!

So how can you be an extra from your home? Do you have a camera? Well then, it’s easy!

1. Set your camera to the better resolution it’s got.

2. Pose in front of a window with a shade (or thrown a thin sheet over one), or in front of a white wall if you’ve got no windows!

3. Wear GRAY, NO black or white

4. Have fun with your zombie pose. (Or choose to be a survivor in flight!)

5. Send your images/questions to rec327@gmail.com, or via Dropbox

Thanks,

Richard Cunningham

I had a brief glimmer of hope that this might not be a totally Anti-Zombie project, mention of ‘survivors’ aside, but that was crushed when I went to the Year Zero Facebook page and saw that, in fact, this will be a violent, bloody, very thoroughly Anti-Zombie animated film.

Which is a shame. Wouldn’t it have been great to allow people to vicariously walk/lurch a few feet in a Zombie’s shoes without the prospect of a headshot, Mr. Cunningham? Why put so much effort into animating helpful strangers just to splatter them in effigy?

It’s kind of creepy when you think about it.

Thanks to BuyZombie for pointing this out, for more details see them or the ‘Year Zero’ Facebook page located here.

ZRC Review for ‘A Morning Stroll’

Posted By on February 21, 2012

The Zombie Rights Campaign set out to the local independent theatre on Sunday afternoon to see ‘A Morning Stroll’, the Oscar-nominated short animated film that’s been causing some buzz. The terms ‘blood-thirsty’ or ‘Zombie dystopia’ are bandied about quite frequently, and naturally caused the ZRC considerable concern.

Sadly, the film was even worse than I had imagined.

First, the description of ‘A Morning Stroll’ from our last post is essentially accurate; this is an animated film about a chicken walking down an alleyway in a major metropolitan area, knocking (well, pecking) on a door and being let inside. Only, repeated three times, in three differing art styles to represent three distinct time periods. The first segment is set in the 50s and drawn mostly in simple, black and white outlines. The second is set in 2009 and is a riot of neon colors, music and noises. But neither of those concern Zombie Rights, at least directly. It’s the third segment, set in the future (2059) that features, yes, the Zombie ‘Dystopia’.

Naturally, in this future with Zombies, the city lies in ruin, virtually devoid of movement or life. The streets are littered with trash, cars are parked haphazardly along the road and a lone, sad looking Undead fellow is limping up the alley when he notices the chicken walking back the other way.

And then things get violent. I mean, really, really violent. Shockingly violent, should-probably-carry-a-warning-label violent.

The pitiable Zombie, who probably hasn’t had a good meal in a long time (supposed downfall of civilization and all) starts flailing around, violently pursuing the chicken with manic movements and extreme, Tex Avery-esque facial expressions, designed no doubt to be jarring and dehumanizing. The blood and gore are excessive and more than faintly nauseating, as our poor Undead individual chases the chicken down the broken street, crawling and scrabbling at it under a parked car, desperately squeezing into tight spaces in search of a meal.

I was wincing pretty badly as the Zombie scrabbled its poor, bare fingertips against the asphalt. *shudder*

It gets worse, if you can believe it, with limbs ripped off, fountains of blood and viscera, culminating in a ghastly and savage end for our poor Undead protagonist (I refuse to believe the chicken is the hero of this story).

I go to a lot of horror conventions, film festivals, etc. I read and watch a lot of Anti-Zombie media. I can safely say that nothing they showed at The Dark Carnival last year, for example, was this graphic. And if it had been, it would have been shown in a special Adults Only section.

For the Academy to put this out there without even a cursory advisory is a bit unnerving, and shows the extent, I fear, to which Hollywood has decided that the Zombie subculture is an ‘acceptable’ target. The lack of sympathy, the cruelty, the outright glorification of the suffering of others, so long as they are Undead, is repugnant. Do Zombies deserve debasement and starvation, homelessness and deprivation, solely because they are Undead? This film seems to think so.

We, however, strenuously disagree.

The Zombie Rights Campaign rates ‘A Morning Stroll’ by Grant Orchard and Sue Goffee as one of the worst offenders in the Anti-Zombie short film genre to date, and accordingly awards it our lowest and most odious mark of shame, branding it: Living Supremacist.

Really, really awful stuff.

Anti-Zombie Study Uses Fear to Increase Art Appreciation

Posted By on February 19, 2012

Academia has flirted with Anti-Zombie attitudes and prejudices in the past but this is, I have to say, the most direct use I’ve yet seen of prevailing Undead hatred yet in an academic study:

According to a new study, feeling fear may actually help people to better engage with abstract art.

In the study, which used 85 Brooklyn College students as a sample, participants were assigned randomly to one of five conditions: fear, happiness, high physiological arousal, low physiological arousal or a control group.

Fear was induced with a video of a screaming, zombie-like face, happiness with a clip of a baby and dog interacting, and high and low physiological arousal by having participants complete 30 or 15 jumping jacks, respectively. Participants were then shown four paintings by abstract artist El Lissitzky.

Oh, sure. Use a *screaming* ‘zombie-like’ face to induce fear. First of all, being screamed at is rarely pleasant, so I’m not sure why people conclude it’s the ‘zombie-like’ part that’s distressing. But second, it’s sad that we see more purported people of learning using such ugly stereotypes as the Undead Menace in their work.

I’m a bit mystified by the dog and baby part too. I find babies fairly nerve-wracking, and I can’t be alone in that regard. Dogs too, but that might just be because we have some neighbors with noisy dogs as pets. Still, isn’t anyone afraid the dog’s going to, you know, attack the baby? I’d worry about that a lot more than a Zombie.

At any rate, once again we see the wide-ranging and highly unpredictable effects of Anti-Zombie prejudice. Now fear of the Undead is being used in psychological studies and for art appreciation. Tomorrow, maybe it’ll be used to teach you to appreciate music? Who can say.

It’s a disturbing trend.

Animated Short Film with Zombie(s) Nominated for Academy Award

Posted By on February 18, 2012

Now that’s a headline you don’t see every day, isn’t it?

True though; one of this year’s nominated Best Animated Short Films has Zombies in it:

Pixar is riding a losing streak, Canada has two films in the running, and the contenders include everything from a bloodthirsty, chicken-chasing zombie to a kindly Humpty Dumpty.

“A Morning Stroll”
Grant Orchard and Sue Goffee

Loosely based on a six-sentence story collected in the Paul Auster book “True Tales of American Life,” “A Morning Stroll” tells the simplest of tales: A man walks down the street and passes a chicken. The chicken knocks on a nearby door, then goes in when the door is opened.

But the telling – and the retelling – is what counts. The short sets its action in three different time periods, using three dramatically different styles of animation, from line drawings to 3D.

1959 is in black and white, with stick figures. 2009 is vibrant, bright and chaotic. 2059 is a dystopian future vision, with deserted cities apparently populated by zombies, one of whom has an appetite for chicken.

Dystopian? Why, because it has zombies in it?

Or because the one Zombie likes chicken? Unless this piece was written by a rather militant vegan I think that’s discriminatory. Zombies can eat chicken too, so far as we’re concerned!

Honestly, Mr. Steve Pond, can’t a Zombie catch a break?

So, the short features in the various categories are being compiled into theatrical programs this year, and one of our local indie cinemas is screening this slate. It seems like the best chance to see this Oscar nominated, and apparently Anti-Zombie, film in action.

Yes, it’s probably all of a minute or so of film to deal with Zombies, and from the sounds of it, those sixty seconds will be unpleasant. But I sort of feel like we can’t pass up this historic occasion.

A Real Sign of the Maturity of Our Opponents

Posted By on February 17, 2012

You know how there’s a phase, perhaps quite lengthy, where kids become obsessed and fascinated by bodily functions, especially making crude jokes about them?

Well, perhaps our enemies on the Anti-Zombie side of the Zombie Rights question are still children in the head as well as at heart, because look at the serious topics they address:

We’ve already discussed whether or not zombies actually swallow what they eat. This photo from French culture and art magazine, Chronic’art, suggests whatever goes in must come out. Imagine the smell!

Yes, that’s the much-vaunted ‘Zombie Research Society’, delving into the important topic of whether the oppressed and maligned Undead population has to defecate.

By using a picture from a French art magazine.

It takes a measure of willpower not to just declare our victory now. It seems inevitable, if as yet still far off.

Parenting Fail? Try Parenting WIN

Posted By on February 17, 2012

ZRC pal Michelle Hartz alerts the ZRC to this alleged failure of parenting over on the Failblog:
Image used for commentary and with attribution.

All I can say is, I think this is hardly an example of failed parenting, but rather one of exemplary child rearing! Look how optimistic this kid is about coming back from the grave as one of the Differently Animated. Look how they confront mortality head-on and emerge stronger for it.

Kudos, anonymous parents, wherever you are. The ZRC approves.

Osama Bin Laden Zombie Movie? You Have *Got* to Be Kidding

Posted By on February 16, 2012

Well, with Zombies being associated with every negative thing from aging retail stores to cash-strapped companies to various animal parasites and even seasonal colds, I guess it was inevitable that Zombies would be tied to terrorism.. again.

We saw this before in the remarkably-awful ‘Zombies of Mass Destruction’, which I had hoped would be the high water mark of mixing Anti-Zombiism with terrorism fear.

I was probably wrong about that:

The Obama administration thought they had planned for every contingency when they took out terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden, but they didn’t expect this.

In a low-budget film that could be making its way screens this summer, an undead Osama returns from his watery grave to raise an army of zombie terrorists.

Kynan Griffin, executive producer of “Osombie: The Axis of Evil Dead,” told ABC News that the script was “too good to pass up.”

Oh, somehow I doubt it.

In a nutshell, a special forces team in Afghanistan has to hunt down Zombie Bin Laden and stop him from unleashing the Zombie Apocalypse using, and I swear I’m not making this up, a ‘zombie insurgency’.

Questions abound. Why would Zombie Osama go to Afghanistan, when he’d been working out of Pakistan for years while still alive? Doesn’t ‘insurgency’ imply that the Zombies in question have concrete political goals and aspirations, and therefore shouldn’t be treated as mindless movie monsters? Is the intent to blur the lines between current foreign policy goals in Afghanistan (ie, fighting the insurgency, which is in fact mostly Taliban and not Al-Qeada) with the hunt for (now-Zombie) Bin Laden?

For now, I’ll leave you with a link to their Kickstarter (naturally) and the trailer, which sadly doesn’t shed light on these questions and adds a few more (like, why are Western troops in Afghanistan fighting with swords?):

PS: They’re actually peddling ‘Zombie Insurance’ on the Kickstarter page.

Zombie Insurance – if you or any of your immediate family members are ever attacked by zombies, our Zombie Hit Squad will provide the necessary support. Zombie Crisis Hotline number and insurance card will be provided.

Jonathan Maberry Sadly Still Not a Friend to Zombies

Posted By on February 16, 2012

We’ve talked about, and with, Mr. Maberry before but this latest interview with Buy Zombie is a bit depressing:

JONATHAN MABERRY: I have two main reasons for my fascination with zombies. As a storyteller, I love the fact that there is no end to the number of stories you can tell about a zombie outbreak or apocalypse. It’s the ultimate doomsday scenario. Everything you know is called into question, all of the infrastructure you rely upon collapses, even the people you know and love can turn on you. This allows us to explore the dynamics of people under great pressure –and that’s pretty much the definition of ‘drama’.

I feel so sad that so many automatically associate Zombies with the apocalypse, I really do. Is it that people fear change? Is this like thinking that rock music was going to create a generation of uncontrollable social deviants or that videogames could turn our nation’s children into an army of violent sociopaths?

I’ve always marveled at how many Anti-Zombie authors appear to be genuinely afraid of their own creations. Max Brooks seems to be almost literally worried his own books will come out and bite him, but you see some of the same signs with Mr. Maberry. I guess that’s part of creating a believable story? That even the author believes it?

One more excerpt and then I insist you go read for yourselves:

BUYZOMBIE: What scares you?

JONATHAN MABERRY: The thing that frightens me the most is the potential disaster of a misuse of technology. Every day we see amazing leaps forward in all aspects of technology, science, medicine, and warfare. But what I don’t see is a leap forward in maturity, restraint, subtlety, compassion, tolerance or basic common sense. I don’t think we, as a species, are mature enough to play with some of the toys we’re creating. A monster could get off the lease way too easily. That’s why I write science-based thrillers.

A leap forward in tolerance, Mr. Maberry? I have two words for you: Zombie Tolerance.

Food for thought, isn’t it?

Robert Kirkman Promises More Anti-Zombie Mayhem in Last Half of Walking Dead Season 2

Posted By on February 14, 2012

A lengthy, disturbing, and at times quite interesting interview with Walking Dead creator (or alleged co-creator, according to recent lawsuit) Robert Kirkman is up at Salon.

Some highlights, and our responses:

So what is it about zombies in general that people are so interested in them these days?

First of all, they’re awesome. They look cool. They do cool things. There’s definitely a lot of reasons to love zombies. Culturally, the last time zombies were this popular was the height of the Cold War. So I think any time there’s a sense of unrest in society, it tends to drive people toward stories of the apocalypse and the end of the world. It makes it interesting to sit on your couch and think: OK, if society did collapse, would I be like Daryl Dixon? Would I be like Shane Walsh? Would I be like Rick Grimes? Which person would I be like? What decisions would I make? And analyzing that kind of stuff makes it easier to ignore the economic collapse or the crisis with oil prices, or whatever is going on in the world today. It’s much easier to sit in the safety of your living room and analyze it rather than to actually think about all the horrible things that are going on out in the world.

This plays into the ‘Zombies are a harmless, socially acceptable substitute for pondering actual doom’ pop psychology answer that you get a lot when various Anti-Zombie media figures are asked to explain the popularity of (overwhelmingly Anti-) Zombie works.

But I have to say, the concept of elaborately pondering what you would do in a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ is counterfactual to almost all Anti-Zombie fiction, where either a) the characters have never seen a Zombie movie before and are completely and regularly surprised by predictable events, or b) the characters are head-smackingly stupid and self-destructive. Usually both.

In fact, The Walking Dead explicitly relies on b), since no sane person would behave like the characters in Kirkman’s story, half the time. Just wait until the show gets to the prison arc from the comics if you don’t believe me. You’ve never seen so much dysfunctional cutting of one’s own throat in a narrative before.

That’s not necessarily a knock on all characters in all Zombie films (or comics, here), either. Sometimes they DO know the ‘rules’, like in ‘Shaun of the Dead’, and other times they’re just, well, under a lot of stress, and cannot see that they would clearly be better off mediating a peaceful solution with the Undead than fighting a battle they cannot realistically win (and ultimately, you never really ‘win’ a conflict like that).

Speaking of ‘the rules’ though, Kirkman has this unquestionably and objectively wrong thing to say later in the interview:

With “The Walking Dead,” I try to take the best part of the Romero model – George Romero by far did the best zombie movies in history — and his films are all consistent. Then I wanted to use most of those rules, because those are the best, and then add a few of my own — things that are logical; things that to me make sense. To just to try and say: Look, there should be some set rules on zombies. There are certain set things that make zombies cool, and we should try to maintain them.

Statements like that make me wonder if I’m the only one who ever actually watches a Zombie movie and remembers it afterward.* Romero Anti-Zombie films have in fact been quite inconsistent on the ‘rules’ of Zombification.

In ‘Night of the Living Dead’, the Undead revive due to unknown factors, but the film strongly implies that it’s due to space radiation from a probe returning from Venus. It has nothing to do with the spread of a microorganism, and is mostly not dependent on your stereotypical Zombie bite. A little girl does become a Zombie after being bitten, but the vast majority of Zombies seen in the film were not revived in that manner, she may simply have died from her wound. The newscaster, in fact, explicitly says that any body of anyone who recently died comes back to life, regardless, it seems, of contact with the Undead.

vlcsnap-2011-01-30-00h53m31s255(Ahh, radio. Once the dominant news medium, believe it or not, for day to day life or Zombie Apocalypses)

I blame that space probe, myself.

Contrast that with ‘Dawn of the Dead’, where there’s no space probe mentioned and being bitten by a Zombie is now the dominant method by which Zombiism spreads on-screen, although many Zombies already Undead seem to have never been injured previously.
vlcsnap-2011-01-30-00h39m21s238(Presumably if the Hare Krishna Zombie was bitten it was on his pamphleteering hand.)

In ‘Day of the Dead’ a biological explanation is aggressively posited, but also questioned, since the alleged scientists cannot isolate the actual cause of Zombification despite extensive study and a well equipped facility.
vlcsnap-2011-01-30-01h43m00s34(Science: Overrated, apparently.)

Later Romero movies equivocate between these two ideals. The global, simultaneous ‘apocalypse’ comes up in ‘Diary of the Dead’ and ‘Survival of the Dead’, precluding a purely biological model again, but no alternative is mentioned. Space probes aren’t as menacing as they seemed in the 60s, I suppose. ‘Land of the Dead’ seems to be very strongly in the ‘bite’ camp, on the other hand.

Stephen King, for what it’s worth, manages to unify the two Romero dynamics fairly well in his short story ‘Home Delivery’, so if you want a good retcon to explain these inconsistencies away he’s your man. Most people just fail to notice them anymore, like Mr. Kirkman.

The rest of the interview has lots of details about gruesome violence against Zombies and promises that under Walking Dead’s new showrunner Glen Mazzara the show will be faster paced and, presumably, even more Living Supremacist.

We can hardly wait. /sarcasm

Again, for more insight into the truly twisted mind of Robert Kirkman, you can read the full interview here. I recommend against doing so if you’ve recently eaten. It’s pretty repulsive stuff.

*Actually, I know I’m not the only one who notices these things, because the glowy space radiation comes up in ‘Marvel Zombies 5′.