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Walking Dead Lawsuit Obscures Real Story: ‘Walking Dead’ Creators are Bad People

Posted By on February 14, 2012

The ZRC obviously takes no position on the *legal* merits of this lawsuit over proper ownership of ‘The Walking Dead’ and its money spigot:

With the amazing The Walking Dead having returned this last Sunday.. oh wait.. yesterday. We felt we should have share with you some bad news that Dread Central reported on. Michael Anthony (“Tony”) Moore is suing Robert Kirkman. Tony is was a childhood friend and helped create The Walking Dead. He is trying to claim in a lawsuit that he deserves up to half of the profit that the comic and show have been generating.

Really this is all beside the point. I’m sure it matters a great deal to Mr. Kirkman and Mr. Moore who gets those big Anti-Zombie royalty checks, but the fact is, both men helped create this monstrously evil franchise and both get rich off of Living Supremacism – and that’s just wrong, whether you’re a co-creator or merely a helping hand.

Shame on you too, Mr. Moore. Shame.

Looking Forward to Horrorhound 2012

Posted By on February 14, 2012

We’ve mentioned before on the blog, but the ZRC is going to be in attendance at Horrorhound Columbus this March, and it’s a good thing, too!

There’s a veritable bonanza of Anti-Zombie film stars (and a few Zombie Friendly ones) at the convention, particularly actors from the infamous 1985 Living Supremacist film ‘Day of the Dead’.

I mean, just look at this list: Lori Cardille, Taso Stavrakis, Anthony Dileo, Mark Tierno, Debra Gordon, John Vulich and, of course, Tom Savini, who we’ve crossed swords with before.

I do like how this convention is featuring so many actors who played Zombies. Maybe we can offer critiques to help them deliver less stereotypical performances in the future!

Also slated to attend are Patricia Tallman and Judith O’Dea (who is really nice in person and willing to read our propaganda, err, educational literature), as well as Adrienne Barbeau from ZRC-favorite Creepshow and a number of actors and actresses from Re-Animator movies (which are pretty awful Zombie Rights wise, let’s be honest)

It’s a great outreach opportunity. We have got to bring our A-game.

And I didn’t even mention Norman Reedus, who I’d love to guilt trip over his work on The Walking Dead!

Busy busy. March will be awesome.

io9 Has Gone Too Far This Time

Posted By on February 12, 2012

Given the return of ‘The Walking Dead’, io9 (our longtime foes) decided to solicit opinions on when it’s ‘okay’ to murder people for the supposedly heinous crime of being Undead:

The Walking Dead returns tomorrow night in the wake of a moral dilemma: Should zombies be killed on sight, or quarantined as sick humans? We look at some of the issues surrounding zombie murder, and want to hear what you think about the ethics of killing these infection-spreading cannibals.

Yes, I’m sure framing the question in that Yellow Journalism manner would have no impact on the answers one might receive. Kudos, io9, for showing that the grand American journalism tradition of William Randolph Hearst is still alive and well in the internet age.

Moving on, first they ask the CDC via its spokesman about when it’s ‘okay’ to kill innocent Undead, neither accused nor convicted of any crime, and receive a surprising (to us and them) response:

Since the CDC has already put out a pamphlet on zombie preparedness, we asked CDC spokesman David Daigle whether the government agency would ever recommend killing a zombie. The answer was a resolute no:

‘No, I can think of no scenario where that recommendation would be employed, breaking the cycle of transmission is key and if we look at SARS, H1N1 we see pandemics that public health battled one without a vax and one where a vax was developed later using public health techniques of quarantine, isolation, changing behaviors (more washing of hands, social distancing, avoiding mass gatherings, etc)’.

I have to say this sudden reversal from the CDC is astonishing in light of their complete and shamelessly tawdry embrace of Anti-Zombiism in the recent past. Has the CDC found itself responsible for a wave of new Living Supremacism in the wake of its odious and shameful Anti-Zombie campaign last year, and reconsidered? Have cooler heads prevailed at the once-proud, now-disgraced disease fighting agency?

The ZRC wonders, but is thankful nonetheless for this definitive retraction. It gives us some limited hope for meaningful change from our federal government in the near future on the Zombie Rights issue.

Having been stymied in obtaining official governmental sanction for their violent proclivities the io9 Living Supremacists seek out a ‘bioethicist’ by the name of Kyle Munkittrick, who apparently labors at a website called Pop Bioethics, to justify their behavior using odious theories of inherent Living biological superiority:

Thus, the resolution is that, should a cure become available, it comes with the presumption that active killing may still be necessary to prevent further suffering. Delivering the cure during the transition of an individual may result in recovery with none, minor, significant, severe, or mortal brain damage. Based on the individual and the decisions of trusted surrogates, it may be necessary to euthanize anyone with significant or worse brain damage. To persist in such a state is undignified and violates [the dignity of the human body].

Tragically throughout history there has never been a shortage of individuals like Mr. Munkittrick, eager to apply the dominant quasi-scientific paradigm of the day to rationalize the oppression, and even, as here, eradication of a disfavored minority population. Reading his hateful screeds reminded me of nothing quite so much as the 19th century Positivist criminology or the early Eugenics movement here in the United States.

In both cases supposedly learned men came up with oh-so-reasonable excuses for the exclusion, persecution, even elimination of groups of people who, the evidence *clearly* showed, were no longer fully human. Criminals, the positivists thought, were atavistic throwbacks to earlier stages in human evolution. If possible, they should be isolated and forbidden to breed, lest they spread their inferior traits and contaminate the mainstream population. Likewise the eugenicists looked out at society and concluded that social ills stemmed from weaker genes being carried by subhuman populations; they too advocated isolation, where possible, and compulsory sterilization where not.

The parallels would be eerie if they were not so tragic. First, Mr. Munkittrick on ‘Rage’ Zombies:

It is possible that the 28 Days Later rage zombies actually exist in this category, in that they are not “dead” per se, but reduced to madness….[I]t is ethically permissible to terminate anyone infected with rage because of 1) the extremely high potential for harm to others 2) the strong possibility of current harm to the individual (presuming a nugget of preserved consciousness likely experiencing nothing but pain and fear) 3) and the fact that involuntary rage behavior violates [their dignity as a human being].

Compare that with the reasoning of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. in Buck v. Bell, which legalized compulsory sterilization of social undesirables in the United States on eugenicist grounds:

We have seen more than once that the public welfare may call upon the best citizens for their lives. It would be strange if it could not call upon those who already sap the strength of the State for these lesser sacrifices, often not felt to be such by those concerned, to prevent our being swamped with incompetence. It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind. The principle that sustains compulsory vaccination is broad enough to cover cutting the Fallopian tubes.

Yes, the interests of ‘society’ must be preserved, must they not? The inherent danger posed by the unfit/Zombies, who can of course transmit their unfitness to larger society by reproducing, justifies strong state action to eliminate this threat. The body politic must be preserved. Sacrifices must be made, and at any rate, they’re simply ‘degenerate’ individuals whose very condition ‘violates [their dignity as a human being]‘

I could go on but this topic is, quite frankly, sickening. History should serve as a warning about blasé speculation about how best to justify the removal of human populations, but somehow it rarely does. Instead we repeat the same mistakes over and over again. If it’s not fear of the Native Americans, it’s the Germans. If not the Germans, the Jews, the Irish, the Italians, African-Americans, Arabs and Middle Easterners, even our ideological foes are maligned as subhuman savages (why else would they believe in things like Communism/Socialism/Anarchy/etc?) in need of the strict and paternalistic controlling hand of the state.

And now, of course, it’s Zombies.

For shame, io9. You’ve really outdone yourselves this time.

Buying the ZRC Compound

Posted By on February 11, 2012

Just putting a quick note up here to say that we’re knee-deep in the process of going from renting the ZRC Compound to buying it, and that’s really kind of hectic so posts may be a bit light until that’s done.

I consider this in furtherance of the Zombie Rights Cause, however, since a permanent base of operations/potential hideout for Zombies from Max Brooks would be very useful for the Movement.

You never know when he might show up after all.

BuyZombie is Giving Away Copies of ‘The Dead’

Posted By on February 9, 2012

We’ve been very wary about the upcoming US release of ‘The Dead’, but here’s your chance to win a copy and tell us just how much it’s outraging YOU:

On February 14th Anchor Bay is bringing The Dead out on DVD and Blu-Ray. From today until the end of the week though you have the ability to enter and attempt to win yourself one of two copies they are giving us to send to you on Blu-ray!

North American residents only. The ZRC has entered in the spirit of not having to pay for a review copy and also making sure it doesn’t somehow end up in the hands of impressionable children, but feel free to lower our odds of winning.

And if you do get it, and watch it, think of the Zombie Children, won’t you?

Lenovo Uses (Unauthorized?) Anti-Zombie Violence to Promote Laptops

Posted By on February 9, 2012

In the growing Tablet pc era laptops are often seen as an endangered species* and the question of how to promote the older form factor against the very trendy tablet market seems to be driving some computer makers barmy.

Or, in the case of Lenovo, into simulated Anti-Zombie violence:

Behold the first absolutely wacky advertisement spot for the Lenovo slim notebook V370, complete with no less than Plants vs Zombies characters, Angry Birds, and an epic battle to the death with Bruce Lee! The point this particular spot appears to be trying to get across is that the V370 is both strong and slim, but you wouldn’t know it was a commercial for a laptop if you didn’t see the first and last 5 seconds of the video. Thus is the way laptops must be promoted in the fact of Ultrabooks, we suppose, now that strength beats down the traditional size and shape of a standard laptop.

Well, when you say ‘Plants vs. Zombies’ and ‘Angry Birds’, I think you may mean knockoffs thereof, Slashgear. Those Zombie heads in particular look a bit off model; was this authorized?

Ditto for the pig from Angry Birds.

At any rate, official or otherwise, the video is full of silly yet still troubling martial arts violence against the Undead, or people dressed up as Undead with giant mascot-size heads:

The ZRC condemns this ad for continuing the long-running trope of depicting Anti-Zombie martial arts as somehow acceptable or laudable. For shame, Lenovo. Zombies do not deserve to be pelted about the face and head just to show off your new computing devices.

*Personally, I’m still a laptop fan

io9 is at It Again

Posted By on February 9, 2012

We’ve had more than a couple bones to pick with the io9 website here in the past at the ZRC, as they grossly misinform about the history of Anti-Zombie prejudice, compare Zombies to cancer, promote already-prominent Anti-Zombie filmmakers and so forth.

Nevertheless it’s worth noting that they continue to this day in their quest to defame the Differently Animated at every turn:

You may recognize artist Keith Thompson’s work from Scott Westerfield’s Leviathan books and as those creepy doodles from the remake of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In addition to those projects, Thompson’s crafted a nightmare fuel gallery of necrotic creatures with pedigrees in both science fiction and fantasy. Just behold that stomach-churning Pripyat Beast above. We’re sorry.

Actually, we find some of these ‘necrotic creatures’ quite adorable, and admire the efforts of others to integrate into a Living-centric society. Note how io9 tries to prevent its readers from feeling similar sympathy with their inflammatory language. ‘stomach-churning’? ‘nightmare fuel’?

I suppose tolerance, equality and understanding really is a nightmare for the, ahem, writers and journalists at io9.

Pity that they insist on living with so much fear and hate for the Undead.

Update: corrected some verb-tense disagreements that I missed due to simmering outrage.

Kansas Lands an Anti-Zombie Film Production, ‘Zompocalypso’

Posted By on February 9, 2012

Yes, Anti-Zombie movies are cropping up everywhere, and the Independent film world is chock-full of aspiring filmmakers who want to make their mark in part by demonstrating that they, too, don’t like the Differently Animated.

Consider this the Kansas edition:

RIVERTON, Kan. — If zombies are spotted outside of Riverton this spring and summer, the likely explanation is that they are actors in the zombie apocalypse comedy “Zompocalypso.”

From the trailer: “In 2012, two men retreated to a remote farmhouse armed only with a camera, a small arsenal and a case of expired beans to await the apocalypse.”

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“The Midwest isn’t just a collection of flyover states on your way to the coasts. It’s America’s heartland, and it’s alive with stories,” reads the Corn Bred website.

Anderson said improvisational actors Chris Meister and Mike Manship play rural brothers Dale and Darren in the movie. One is a free spirit, the other a hard-core conspiracy theorist who believes that the end of the world thought to have been predicted by the Mayan calendar will be brought about by zombies.

This isn’t the first improvisational Anti-Zombie horror film we’ve heard about here at the ZRC either; is everyone really in that big of a rush to bash Zombies? Maybe they’re afraid if they write down their ideas the prejudice will be too obvious, staring back at them from every page?

I wonder.

Naturally, as befits this crowdsourced age we’re entering, they have an IndieGogo page too. As well as this trailer:

We’ll keep an eye out for further developments.

In Memoriam: Bill Hinzman

Posted By on February 7, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, Zombie Rights allies, noteworthy Zombie film actor and cinematographer Bill Hinzman passed away Sunday evening:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Bill Hinzman, who was cast on-the-spot as a zombie in 1968 cult film “Night of the Living Dead” in a role that earned him the longlasting admiration of horror fans, has died at age 75, his daughter said.

Hinzman died of cancer on Sunday evening at his home in Darlington, Pennsylvania, his daughter Heidi Hinzman told Reuters.

He will be cremated, as he had asked, said Heidi Hinzman.

“He always joked with me that if he got buried he would come back,” she said.

Mr. Hinzman played one of the first truly iconic modern film Zombies almost by happenstance. Hinzman wasn’t supposed to act in ‘Night of the Living Dead’; he was in fact the Assistant Cameraman. But as the story goes, he was available, the right age and had an old suit, so Romero cast him at the last minute to be the first Zombie to appear on screen in any of his films.

Iconic, if unflattering to Zombies.
(Original screencapture credit to Wikipedia)

The Zombie Rights Campaign of course cannot approve of Mr. Hinzman’s work, either behind or in front of the camera, on ‘Night of the Living Dead’, the single most influential Anti-Zombie film of all time. As an individual, however, Mr. Hinzman was widely-loved in the horror community and returned that affection graciously.

The ZRC got to meet Bill Hinzman in 2010 at the Famous Monsters of Filmland Convention, and he was even kind enough to autograph our ‘Zombies Forever’ charity auction poster. Thus, in a small but we feel very significant way, Mr. Hinzman helped bridge the gap between the Living and the Differently Animated Communities through shared work fundraising for cancer research.

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(Signature of Mr. Hinzman, ‘Zombie #1′, Upper Left)

Sadly it was that same awful disease that took Mr. Hinzman’s life. Although we may have been at cross-purposes on the Zombie Rights issue, and as stated above Mr. Hinzman did not want to come back as a Zombie, it would have made the Zombie Rights Campaign very proud to fight for his rights if he had changed his mind.

The ZRC wishes to extend our heartfelt sympathies and condolences to Mr. Hinzman’s family. He will be missed.

Using Fear of the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ to Sell Cloud-Based Software? To Dentists?

Posted By on February 5, 2012

Truly some of the stuff we come across here at the ZRC is so bizarre it feels like the entire universe might be pulling a fast one on us.

Case in point, a lengthy blog post that attempts to use the fear of a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ to push the concept of web-based software for dentists:

One key attribute of every potential surviving dentist will be their ability to be quick on their feet. Being able to evacuate to a safe zone in a most expeditious manner is critical. Doctors who have ignored the many warnings of impending doom and who have glossed over the many benefits of the cloud will be at a great disadvantage. Traditional client-server software will be an anchor around their necks when the first orders for evacuation are given. These poor souls will still be trying to pull cables and fit their servers in the trunks of their cars when the first wave of zombies ambles around the block, looking for fresh meat. Alas, they will either become infected themselves or serve as another main course for the zombie hordes.

Look, I like ‘the cloud’ as much as the next fellow. The ZRC is a huge fan of Dropbox, for example.

But I think that in the event of an ALLEGEDLY catastrophic social change one has to assume the internet might, MIGHT be down, and having patient data on the Cloud could be less than useful.

Or my mp3s, say.

Technical issues aside, this piece represents yet another sad attempt to use fear of Zombies for commercial gain, and we condemn it for the mercenary, inflammatory, inherently offensive demagoguery it is.

One has to give the author, now-known-as-a-Living-Supremacist Andy Jensen, some credit though: he doesn’t miss a trick, and the sheer number of problems caused by this ‘Apocalypse’ and any dentists foolish enough not to use web-based services is staggering:

Unfortunately, these doctors will spend more time working with their servers to access patient information than with their families who may be traumatized and in need of comfort. The long-term effects of this trauma, if not immediately addressed, will lead to tens of thousands who will suffer from the effects of PTSD.

You get the idea. It goes on like that… a lot.

It’s worth noting that Mr. Jensen is VP of Marketing for, you guessed it, a dental software firm, Curve Dental, and I don’t think it’s too early to speculate about the financial soundness of a company whose executives see the world’s population dominated by the Undead (in this scenario) and decide that it’s better to market to the dwindling, isolated, Living population.

That sounds like a great way to meet quarterly expectations. Let us know how that Long Tail marketing works out for you, Curve Dental.