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Just In Time for Valentine’s Day, ‘Undying Love’

Posted By on February 14, 2013

You may remember Mad Lab Productions from an entire series of Zombie stop-animations we’ve critiqued here on the ZRC blog; there are some issues with retrograde Zombie stereotyping in their work, but also a measure of sympathy for the Undead that is highly unusual.

Mad Lab’s latest short film, ‘Undying Love’, exhibits a similar mix. Still, in the spirit of the holiday, we present it to our readers in the hope of spreading the message to the world that, yes, Zombies can love.

Touching. Now if only we can get Zombies in the media who exhibit our shared humanity without devouring the Living.

Baby steps. Baby lurches.

Disturbing Living Supremacism on Display in Canadian Parliament

Posted By on February 14, 2013

Sadly the ZRC blog has to report a recent episode of blatant Living Supremacism from the very highest levels of Canadian government; even worse, this ugly and hateful incident was directly inspired by the Anti-Zombie efforts of the CDC, which we’ve been objecting to for the better part of a year.

Truly awful, isn’t it? Disturbingly this also demonstrates the apparently broad-based political animus toward the Differently Animated in Canada; the first Zombie-basher is MP Pat Martin, from the center-left New Democratic Party, while the Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird is from the center-right Conservative Party. A broad coalition of fear and prejudice! Is there no one in Canadian politics who will stand up for the rights of Undead Canadians?

Just listen to Parliament cheer Baird’s refusal to allow Zombies a ‘safe haven’ in Canadian territory. Dreadful. Simply dreadful.

We’ll keep you updated on further developments.

‘ROAM’: Procedurally-Generated Anti-Zombie Game on Kickstarter

Posted By on February 9, 2013

Procedurally-generated games promise nearly infinite replayability, as they can generate levels in which to spend your recreational hours over and over again. In theory, a great deal of bang for the buck, and always a new possibility each time you fire up said game.

But what if the variable virtual world is static in its Living Supremacist world-view? Then you’d have ‘ROAM’, a game now fundraising on Kickstarter:

What is ROAM?

You and up to three friends (online co-op) must scour a grim, ravaged world, where you have complete freedom to choose where you roam, what you do, and how you allocate and use the precious-few resources you will find on your journey. Every action in the game represents a choice – and each choice has pros, cons, and consequences.

Yes, for those who like their prejudice cooperative and interactive, without all the bother of forming an actual, torch-bearing mob, ‘ROAM’ is coming.

And boy is it ever graphically violent and unkind to the virtual Zombies. Observe, but be warned: graphic violence within.

I have to admit that from a purely technological perspective, ROAM looks intriguing. But just look at what happens to all those poor Zombies! If your hobby involves creating piles of bodies out of the innocent Undead, solely for BEING Undead, well. You’re pretty twisted indeed.

The Zombie Rights Campaign is shocked and appalled.

Kid-Oriented Anti-Zombie ‘Cure’ Propaganda?

Posted By on February 9, 2013

We’re sensitive to the issue of a ‘cure’ for Undeath here at the Zombie Rights Campaign. Zombiism isn’t a disease, after all, and the Zombie Community as a whole doesn’t need a ‘cure’, it needs understanding and tolerance.

So naturally, this ‘Zombie I Scream’ game pushing the cure meme at a young audience disturbs us:

Well, except your customers are undead and somehow the U.S. government has figured out how to cure undeath via ice cream. Scoop up the right flavor combination and shambling corpses animated by dark magic or darker science suddenly have all of their limbs and skin and boy do they feel silly for trying to eat people.

Is it kid-friendly? Close enough, I say. The zombies are covered with blood and missing limbs in some cases, but there’s no gratuitous gore and when you die (I am assuming death is involved) there’s no splash of fresh blood on the screen—just an ending.

Sure, pin the blame on the Zombies. The government always has money to research Anti-Zombie technology but never funds for assistance and social welfare for the Undead, doesn’t it? I smell a rat. A big, lucrative, cost-plus defense contract rat.

Interestingly enough, this isn’t the only Zombies and Ice Cream game to come out for portable systems; the far more Zombie Tolerant ‘Zombies Ala Mode’ made news here on the ZRC blog some time ago.

‘ZombieLab’ Explores the Science, Social Status and Legal Rights of the Differently Animated

Posted By on January 28, 2013

We have often lamented the brusque treatment the Differently Animated receive from today’s scientists and scholars here at the ZRC Blog. It seems like Zombies exist only to be exploited by the ivory tower, only discussed in terms of eradication and control, not reason and understanding. Much as the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ is used to promote disaster relief, the alleged Zombie ‘problem’ or ‘threat’ is used in an attempt to interest the public in medicine and biology – not the Undead per se.

This is a sad state of affairs, and runs counter to logic. Zombies are a fascinating topic in and of their undead selves, not merely a sugar coating for someone else’s topic of discussion.

Perhaps we’re not the only ones to think so.

ZombieLab explores the science of consciousness after a zombie outbreak. How can we know if zombies are conscious of their actions? What do you need to understand to respond to the zombie threat?

Our ‘outbreak’ starts at one of the Museum’s popular Lates events on 30 January. Across the following weekend, an isolated zone in the Museum will become the ZombieLab. It will feature interactive live games, mass experiments, a series of short talks and a zombie trial. Explore consciousness science and the implications of a zombie attack!

Now I know what you’re thinking; there it is again, the ‘Zombie threat’ language. And indeed this is disturbing! But read on a bit and you’ll see that there’s more than a bit of nuance added to this special festival at The Science Museum:

Trial (Serious Business)

Are zombies accountable for their actions? Should zombie-killers be imprisoned, not celebrated? The Community Jury Initiative needs you to decide in two critical test cases.

Pro-Zombie Action Group (Stoke Newington International Airport)

Zombies are people too! Pro-zombie activists will be recruiting visitors to stand up for zombie rights with banners, speeches and impromptu demonstrations.

Zombies will get their day in court! Ok, it’s not a formal, legal setting, but a Community Jury is a fine start! Reasoned advocates will present their cases! Logic and reason will have their say! Zombies will get to speak up, groaning as applicable, in a bold quest for understanding, assimilation and acceptance!

And then there’s Pro-Zombie picketing, of which, naturally, the ZRC is always in favor.

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(We take the picketing right to the chief offenders at the ZRC)

And just look under the Talks section (which we admit is also a hotbed of Living Supremacist ideas):

Talks
Are zombies conscious?

How can we interrogate conscious experience?

ZombieLab is finally giving the Zombie Rights Movement a genuine open forum to debate issues of Zombies in society and of the Zombie individual’s rights and shared humanity. Certainly, there is room for improvement (not to mention fewer stereotyped experiences, like the ‘Zombies, Run!’ outing).

But in this instance, let’s not allow the perfect to be the enemy of the good – ZombieLab represents a great leap, or quantum lurch if you like, forward, and the ZRC encourages all our UK readers and Zombie Allies to attend.

Especially the protest and the Community Jury events. Do us proud! Keep it peaceful and positive!

Directions to The Science Museum can be found here, and ZombieLab takes place starting this Wednesday, January the 30th, extending through the weekend.

‘Everything I Learned About Management I Learned from Zombies’

Posted By on January 19, 2013

That’s the title of a graphic BuyZombie brought to our attention recently, highlighting the valuable tips about human resources that you can supposedly learn from studying Zombie society.

Really, I’m not sure the comparison is very flattering to Zombies. And the way they go about making it is pretty heavily stereotyped.

Still, if this helps us get to an integrated workforce…

Update: ‘Dead Island’ Riptide Edition Has Incredibly Tasteless UK Version

Posted By on January 16, 2013

I really shouldn’t have fallen for the Zombie hula girl figurine so easily.

‘Dead Island’, as recounted recently here on the blog, has a new ‘Riptide’ edition coming out soon, and as is common with special editions of games, it has various nifty (to their minds) gimmicky objects to encourage purchasers.

In the US, you get a Zombie hula girl action figure, a Zombie arm bottle opener, and the like. Nothing enormously offensive, to the Zombie Rights Movement or the general populace.

In Europe, however… ugh.

Dead Island: Riptide is the sequel to Dead Island, the survival horror video game that has players stranded on a tropical island with a zombie outbreak. To promote the game, publishers Deep Silver are offering a special “Zombie Bait Edition” which includes the console game, artwork, a weapons pack, and a statue of a woman’s bikini-clad torso with her head and arms chopped off. And so help me god, they’re comparing it to the Venus de Milo.

This really does have to be seen to be believed:

Image from The Mary Sue, Probably Belongs to Deep Silver, Used for Commentary

There’s a lot of outrage on this around the internet, and it’s well deserved. Other commentators I’ve seen include Anime News Network, who provide us with some insight into how NOT to conduct your PR damage control:

Entirely justified outrage followed, and Deep Silver handled it badly. For starters, the administrator of the company’s Twitter feed casually replied that the statue “might have a cock down there,” as though this would mitigate the gruesome offensiveness of the whole thing. Then Deep Silver issued a public apology, which you can see at The Mary Sue. As many people noticed, at no point does the company announce that they’re canceling the bloody bikini torso thing entirely. Nope.

Yessss…. that makes things slightly creepier, if anything, by implying that it’d be ok to chop up a female body if it had male genitalia? I don’t even want to deal with this sort of madness.

So. Ahem. Deep Silver. We knew they had violent cravings for brutalization of the Undead, and I can’t say I’m surprised that they seem to have issues with gender relations and the Living, not to mention bad taste in advertising.

We here at The Zombie Rights Campaign will largely abstain from piling on, except to note that, if you don’t objectify and dehumanize anyone to start with (say, Zombies), you stand less risk of doing it habitually.

And isn’t that better for everyone, Living and Undead alike?

We think so.

Update: Included below is the apology, from The Mary Sue, that Deep Silver issued, which makes it clear that they were led into this particular barbarism by the gateway drug that is Anti-Zombie prejudice.

A statement on the Zombie Bait Edition:

We deeply apologize for any offense caused by the Dead Island Riptide “Zombie Bait Edition”, the collector’s edition announced for Europe and Australia. Like many gaming companies, Deep Silver has many offices in different countries, which is why sometimes different versions of Collector’s Editions come into being for North America, Europe, Australia, and Asia.

For the limited run of the Zombie Bait Edition for Europe and Australia, a decision was made to include a gruesome statue of a zombie torso, which was cut up like many of our fans had done to the undead enemies in the original Dead Island.

We sincerely regret this choice. We are collecting feedback continuously from the Dead Island community, as well as the international gaming community at large, for ongoing internal meetings with Deep Silver’s entire international team today. For now, we want to reiterate to the community, fans and industry how deeply sorry we are, and that we are committed to making sure this will never happen again.

You start out hating Zombies and end up hating everyone. What a pity.

Fancy New Dead Island Edition Can’t Hide Anti-Zombie Prejudice

Posted By on January 14, 2013

So there’s a new version of ‘Dead Island’ coming out and boy does it have a lot of tchotchkes that come with it:

Let’s be honest a zombie hula girl is enough to sell anyone on this even if it wasn’t just one of the more fun zombie games out there. If not the severed hand bottle opener or any of the other bonuses should help do it.

‘Dead Island’, of course, is extremely Living Supremacist. The game cannot hide its shame with shiny toys, or even a quick and easy way to open beer. The ZRC activist in me is not fooled for a second.

But… the consumer in me is admittedly a bit interested in that Zombie Hula Girl figure…

Universal Classic Monsters Box Set: Of Interest to Zombie Historians

Posted By on January 14, 2013

Our friends at the Horror Society brought a killer sale to our attention and it might be of interest to our Zombie Friendly audience as well:

Amazon’s Blu-ray Deal of the Week affects Universal Studios Home Entertainment’s Universal Classic Monsters: The Essential Collection. Through January 19th, Amazon is offering the title for $79.99 (a 50% discount from its MSRP of $159.98).
This eight-disc, limited-edition box set compiles nine films from Universal’s venerated horror movie catalog, all of which make their respective U.S. Blu-ray debuts through this package.
The films include:
Dracula (1931)Drácula [Spanish-language version] (1931)Frankenstein (1931)The Mummy (1932)The Invisible Man (1933)Bride of Frankenstein (1935)The Wolf Man (1941)Phantom of the Opera (1943)Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

Three of Hollywood’s most enduring early depictions of the Differently Animated on Blu-Ray? You’ve got the ZRC’s attention, to be sure. Apparently there’s a lot of fancy restoration work done on the materials, tons of extras, etc.

Sounds pretty sweet. And we also like that Mummies, in the form of The Mummy of course, are getting some attention here.

Naturally early Hollywood wasn’t entirely kind to the Undead, but these earlier depictions still had a lot more nuance than is typical today, when the biggest question, say, The Walking Dead asks about Living-Undead relations is what gauge shotgun should be involved.

The deal runs through the end of the week if you’d like to cinematically return to that era for a visit.

What’s the Matter with Kansas? Living Supremacism, Apparently.

Posted By on January 11, 2013

(Naturally, the ZRC does not mean to condemn all Kansans for the actions of a distasteful few; the title is a reference to the famous and hotly-debated political work, ‘What’s the Matter with Kansas’ by Thomas Frank)

A story came into the ZRC’s inbox a while back about an Anti-Zombie militia in Kansas and it was disturbing. But the more we looked into it, the more disturbing the story became, helping illustrate the connections between Anti-Zombie prejudice and other serious social ills.

First, the militia:

The Kansas Anti Zombie Militia.

But the group is real and its members are pretty serious about it.

Once the Zombie Apocalypse hits, they’ll be ready for it and they want you to be too.

Naturally our misinformed fellow citizens in the KAZM got some of their bad information from the mass media, and were promoted by that media in turn:

Last month, the Discovery Channel featured the Kansas militia in a documentary that concluded that such a Zombie Apocalypse — or Zompoc — was possible. The program featured scientists who speculated some evolving virus is bound to jump to humans on our overcrowded planet.

Of course, scientists have been warning about pandemics such as bird flu that don’t produce zombies, but zombies are the hot monsters right now.

A packed house listened last year at St. Mary’s College of Maryland as a chemist, psychologist and student acknowledged the possibility of an epidemic, according to the school’s newspaper.

The panel pointed out that there already have been zombie-like symptoms dating back to 1594; they were eventually determined to be the first recorded human case of furious rabies — an especially serious form of rabies.

Of course ‘furious rabies’ isn’t Zombification. In fact, it’s the most common form of advanced rabies, and is arguably most noteworthy for its extreme lethality, rather than as some escape from death.

Another highly relevant fact that often goes unmentioned:

To date, there have been no reported cases of human-to-human transmission of rabies. However, it is theoretically possible, so anyone who has been in close contact with someone who has a rabies infection may be advised to have post-exposure prophylaxis as a precaution.

Oopsie.

And it gets worse: the militia is taking their Living Supremacism into public policy.

The site also notes as “a real-life threat to humanity” a biosecurity lab planned near Manhattan, Kan.

The biosecurity lab in question seems to be a long-discussed plan to move much of the nation’s research on highly contagious (mostly) *agricultural* diseases from the famous Plum Island facilities off the coast of NY to a new facility, yet to be constructed, in Kansas.

Regardless of the Anti-Zombie militia’s fears, construction seems to be going ahead.

Leaving aside the merits of this particular proposed research facility, the ZRC finds it deeply troubling that the pervasive, and unjustifiable, fear of a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ should guide public debate on necessary medical research. Isn’t the real ‘threat to humanity’ that we don’t conduct this research, and get blindsided by new and untreatable disease? It’s more than a tad ironic that a group of people who are kept up at night worrying about fictional pandemics are working to block a research facility that would study the real thing.

Finally, and worst of all, the Anti-Zombie militia has some worrying levels of state support:

Kansas even used the militia to help promote general disaster awareness.

Members of the group were featured in a photograph with Gov. Sam Brownback when he signed a proclamation declaring October as Zombie Preparedness Month in Kansas.

No, really. Brownback actually did this.

Actual elected official engaged in open Living Supremacism.

Yes, it’s the ‘promote disaster preparedness by labeling Zombies a disaster’ ploy we’ve often discussed here on the ZRC blog. Only with the active assistance of a paranoid, weapon-loving militia group.

This cannot end well.

We worry for the Zombies of Kansas.