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Man Blames Zombies for Traffic Accidents He Caused

Posted By on April 12, 2013

An unfortunate sign of the Living Supremacist prejudice in our society: scapegoating Zombies, even non-existent ones, for one’s own misdeeds:

(CNN) — A young transient who said he was trying to shake zombies off a stolen semi-trailer truck he was driving caused a major freeway incident in southern California that sent four people to the hospital and tied up traffic for hours, the California Highway Patrol said.

Hartline was apparently under the influence of a substance that caused him to hallucinate, Baer said.
“He thought zombies were chasing him and clinging to the truck,” Baer said in an e-mail.

For shame. For shame.

Copyright Trolls Making Anti-Zombie Movies Just to Sue Downloaders?

Posted By on April 11, 2013

At The Zombie Rights Campaign we try to be flexible with copyright; after all, we release all our content via Creative Commons licenses. The important thing for us is the Zombie Friendly message.

So seeing a nexus between copyright law abuses and Living Supremacism is particularly disheartening:

Over the years, as rumors of the potential profits spread, more and more companies have got involved in copyright trolling, to the point where opportunities to generate additional revenue from settlements are becoming as important as the profit to be made from traditional sales.

Essentially the situation is this: some, ahem, filmmakers produced a movie called ‘Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection’ (or maybe ‘Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation, see below), which has absolutely no relation to Mr. Romero, Mr. Russo, Mr. Savini or anyone else from the Living Dead series. It’s a pretty crass attempt to cash in on their work, and was made in three weeks for a total budget of $20,000. Now they’re suing 21 alleged infringing downloaders and offering to settle for up to $10,000 a piece.

Which, if you do the math, means they could make almost 1000% pure profit without selling a single ticket or DVD, without getting a single actual viewer – just some people who downloaded what they probably thought was a movie made by someone else. Worst of all, from a legal perspective, there’s NOTHING illegal about downloading ‘Night of the Living Dead’ – it’s in the public domain. You can go get it from the Internet Archive anytime you want, for free, without violating anyone’s rights.

I’d wager some of these 21 individuals tried to do just that, and while I can’t praise the influential, Zombie hating film, the ZRC owns a copy ourselves – it’s historically significant. We won’t condemn you for wanting to watch it.

But be careful to download the right thing, or you might end up paying for the production of an extremely low budget Anti-Zombie film instead, which I’d wager is only SLIGHTLY more painful than watching ‘Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection’

Hat tip to Horror Society for this one.

Update: As a commenter below pointed out, it is not entirely clear who is suing over what film. As in, even the Plaintiffs, who filed the suit, do not appear to know.

A notable apparent screw up on this case is that in the motion to take early discovery, the movie listed is “Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation,” and not “Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection.” This appears to be a normal sloppy screw up made by Trolls who are apparently too busy to keep their shenanigans in order. Picture The sad thing is the court didn’t notice the error when they approved Plaintiff’s motion. It still needs to be corrected and I hope some Doe decides to bring it to the attention of the court.

Indeed, if you look at the graphic they excerpt from the original filing, the PLAINTIFFS are confused as to which movie they own.

However, with enough Googling, it seems to be the Re-Animation one, not the Resurrection one.

Normally this is where I’d apologize for the error, but I can’t bring myself to feel TOO badly when the error in question was introduced into court documents by one of the interested parties. That’s going to be embarrassing later.

Thanks to our astute readership for catching what certain hired gun legal eagles didn’t!

Interesting Tidbit About World War Z Editorial Meddling

Posted By on April 9, 2013

We’ve talked here on the blog about the extensive changes to ‘World War Z’ that came from the process of adapting it to film. A CNN story I saw the other day on another topic, about Hollywood’s responses to the needs of the Chinese film market (particularly, state censorship issues) mentioned another alteration. Apparently, unlike in the book World War Z, the ‘Zombie pandemic’ in the film will start somewhere other than China – to ensure it doesn’t ruffle feathers when released in the world’s second largest film market.

Interesting. And a nice reminder that Anti-Zombie media ultimately all comes down to the bottom line.

The Zombie Rights Campaign Will Be at Horrorhound 2013

Posted By on April 9, 2013

Just a quick announcement here at the end of a hectic semester training to be the world’s first Zombie Rights Lawyer to note that the ZRC will be at Horrorhound Indianapolis 2013 this upcoming September! We expect to have new wares and new grievances to explore and agitate against, and as has become the custom will be forming a small Zombie Friendly bloc of booths alongside Zombie Ally Michelle Hartz.

We encourage you to come out, talk about Zombies, and if you like, purchase a Zombie Friendly product or two.

Something *Else* Offensive On Reddit

Posted By on April 1, 2013

I realize of course that Reddit is known for attracting, even reveling in negative attention, but nevertheless it must be noted that they’ve pulled a very cruel prank on the Zombie Community for April Fool’s, restyling their subreddit that is normally about Running (all very well and good) to be about Escaping Zombies (which is not cool).

The Zombie Rights Campaign, of course, is not amused. As an underserved and tragically misunderstood minority population, Zombies need fitness advice and activity more than most. After all, you never know when an angry mob, or Max Brooks, or Max Brooks at the head of an angry mob is going to show up.

But instead of welcoming the fitness minded Undead, Reddit turns a cold shoulder to our Differently Animated friends.

A real pity.

Introducing The ZRC Zombie Shelter

Posted By on March 26, 2013

Due to the rigorous and at-times sanity crushing demands of law school I haven’t been contributing as much to The Cause lately as I would like, so over my Spring Break I resolved to do something worthwile as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

And so I’ve put in some time the last few days to check an item off my to-do list: construct a Zombie Shelter in the basement of ZRC Central.

You see, while Zombie Tolerance advances by leaps and bounds across this great nation of ours, the sad fact remains that the Differently Animated all too often have to live in fear. Fear of angry, Living Supremacist mobs. And when said mobs, perhaps hopped up on Walking Dead and Mountain Dew, take to the streets of a Sunday night, the innocent Undead population needs a place to go. Until cooler heads prevail.

We at the ZRC wanted to provide such a place. So I slapped one together! Here, we’ll go on a virtual tour:

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Zombie Rights at Horrorhound Cincinnati

Posted By on March 23, 2013

No, this isn’t a really belated notice that the ZRC will be appearing at Horrorhound this weekend – I’m afraid Zombie Law School has be pinned down in Madison this season!

But our longtime ZRC pal Michelle Hartz is there this weekend, and it’s a good thing too – apparently Saturday the convention is being invaded by many of the cast of a certain Living Supremacist basic cable drama.

Booo.

We trust Michelle will keep the Zombiphobes on their toes with her book, Brains for the Zombie Soul, which you readers at home can pick up from Amazon.

Norman Reedus will apparently be back this year.

We checked in with him last time. I hope he remembers the guilt.

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As for the rest of you, go see Michelle! Buy books! Stalk Norman Reedus and ask him how he sleeps at night!*

*If you do that last one, stay within the bounds of politeness and legality. We’re a civil rights movement, not a civil wrongs movement.

Subaru Recall and ‘Zombie Cars’

Posted By on March 9, 2013

Automaker Subaru is recalling 50,000 cars for a defect that involves one of those remote activation keyfobs many cars come with these days; basically, theirs can go off without a button being pressed, turning the car on when you don’t mean to.

Sounds simple enough. Obviously something you should fix.

But the media spin is, tragically, a classic case of Don’t Use the Zed Word:

The Japanese automaker Subaru is recalling nearly 50,000 zombie-vehicles because they run the risk of starting themselves, without human intervention.

But the vehicles’ defect does not seem to be paranormal. The affected Subarus contain an automatic transmission and an Audiovox remote engine starter, according to the automaker.
“If the [remote engine starter] is dropped, the fob may malfunction and randomly transmit an engine start request without pressing the button,” read the recall letter from Subaru of America, addressed to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

If it’s not paranormal, CNN, why slander innocent Zombies? Don’t Zombies have a right to safe, drivable cars too?

We’re outraged but not surprised. For some reason the automotive sector has long been full of Anti-Zombie imagery and campaigns. It’s tragic but perhaps inevitable that the automotive press picks up the prejudice.

For shame.

ZRC Public Appearance: The Dark Carnival 2013

Posted By on February 27, 2013

The Zombie Rights Campaign was proud to attend The Dark Carnival film festival every year in Bloomington, Indiana as one of our favorite venues to see the latest in cutting-edge, independent Zombie cinema. Over the years we saw some of the best, worst, most offensive and most enlightening films that the independent horror world had to offer there, everything from ‘George’s Intervention’ to ‘A Break in the Monotony’ to ‘Dead Friends’ and ‘A Chance in Hell’. So we were a bit saddened when it looked like the 2012 Dark Carnival might be the last.

But like the Undead themselves, The Dark Carnival is hard to keep down, and it has returned, Different perhaps but still, to stretch the metaphor, quite animated:

We are excited to announce a new (but very old) venue for the Dark Carnival Film Festival for 2013. This year, the festival will be held at the historic Crump Theater in Columbus, Indiana. Built in 1874, the Crump is the oldest theater in the state, and it’s also recognized as being among the most haunted places!

Given the DC’s excellent track record in providing us with interesting and occasionally quite enlightening films, I think we can safely say we’ll be returning this year. Columbus, IN could use some Zombie Rights agitating I’d wager!

And it wouldn’t be a Dark Carnival, at least for me, without some ZRC picketing. Though I may be biased.

Still Alive (or Undead) and Kicking!

Posted By on February 27, 2013

Apologies for the sparse updates lately, dear Zombie Rights allies. Been having a hectic time learning all about the law so that I might use it to aid the Differently Animated. Updates should be a bit more regular in the future.