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Detroit to Have Many Zombie Events in October, But Media Misses the Point As Usual

Posted By on October 21, 2011

I’m very happy to hear about all the great Zombie events in the Detroit area this month, some for charity, and very disappointed in the press coverage:

Is a zombie apocalypse coming?

Metro Detroiters might wonder as much over the coming weeks.

Not only is today designated as World Zombie Day, but on Sunday, zombies will be lurching through Royal Oak, much as they will on Oct. 22 in Mt. Clemens. Zombies will even be battling vampires in a roller derby match at Michigan State University’s Demonstration Hall on Oct. 29.

What gives, and why are the undead suddenly so active?

The article goes on to describe the popularity of the Differently Animated in the media, and then attributes that popularity to being a sort of ‘monster’ tabula rasa – everyone can project their own fears and ideas onto Zombies, hence, the Detroit Free Press says, their popularity.

Or could it be instead that Zombies are finally walking and lurching into their own, into Equality? Did they ever consider that? Unlikely.

The ZRC of course commends Detroit’s burgeoning tolerance of the Undead and hopes that all events, even the roller derby one, are conducted in a tolerant and open-minded fashion.

‘F*ck Zombies’ Mini-Series? Oh, Very Mature

Posted By on October 19, 2011

Really, when you’re using profanity just for attention in the title I don’t hold out much hope for a reasoned examination of the plight of the Differently Animated:

Note: the special effects will apparently be added later via CG.

So, what’s this about? Besides defaming the Undead? You’ll never guess:

A band of survivors unite to try to make it through a Zombie Apocalypse.

Didn’t see that coming! Just once I’d like to see a band of survivors do something ELSE in a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’. Learn to paint, read the classics, go bungee jumping, SOMETHING. Survivors trying to ‘survive’? By definition that’s what they DO, or at least, what they have done to date!

Let’s try and find a new angle on this, can we?

‘Contract Killer: Zombies’ for iOS

Posted By on October 19, 2011

Why is it that so many of the latest Zombie-themed games for phones are coming out for the iPhone now that the ZRC went with Androids, anyway?

Glu Mobile is on a mission to prove that Free-to-Play iOS games can provide the same rich experience as paid apps. Their latest title, Contract Killer: Zombies, might just be the best argument in the company’s favor yet.

The game just hit Apple’s App Store, but IGN has been playing around with a near-final build of the title for several days. The game revolves around the aptly-named protagonist Shooter, and his attempts to survive in a post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland despite being wheelchair-bound. The game opens with Shooter rescuing a woman named Evelyn as she scavenges a gas station for supplies. The duo form a reluctant team – Evelyn heading out to gather supplies or rescue survivors, and Shooter covering her from atop his armored truck.

It’s like a buddy comedy – for bigots!

*eyeroll*

In terms of gameplay I suppose this represents a return to the early 90s genre of rail shooters, which makes some sense for phones, given their lack of controllers for complicated input schemes. Finger-aiming worked for Angry Birds after all.

Still, why pander to the haters of the Differently Animated?

At least they’re being honest with their title: a person who guns down the Differently Animated is no hero, but rather, a killer. Apparently one being compensated for their mayhem.

Which of course is even more appalling. For shame.

‘Zombie Life’ Appears to Promote Stereotyping of the Adorable Undead for Apple Devices

Posted By on October 19, 2011

There seems to be a regular epidemic of Anti-Zombie games on Apple devices of late!

Case in point, the new title ‘Zombie Life’ (from the makers of apparently-smash-hit ‘Zombie Farm’):

The Playforge clearly aren’t keen to sit back, though, and have released a new zombie social gaming title: Zombie Life. This time round, players take the role of a young zombie as they stumble their way through life in the real world. Comedic opportunities are abound thanks to the zombies needing to work in places like Burger Kong or the local grocery store, while staying consistently fresh and safely disguised.

‘Comedic’ opportunities? Zombies who always have to life disguised and in hiding from the Living?

This doesn’t sound like a very Zombie Friendly game at all.

Indeed, the trailer makes clear that you’re supposed to be laughing at, not with, the Differently Animated:

Yes it’s the old ‘Zombies have no idea how silly and uncoordinated they appear’ gag, which when done properly can illustrate the difficulties and travails some Undead face in their daily Unlives, but here doesn’t appear to rise above the level of a cruel Living in-joke.

A longer gameplay video, which cannot be embedded for some reason, shows that players are also encouraged to have their Zombies randomly attack passersby on the street for points – which aside from conflicting with the whole ‘hiding’ thing, is an ugly stereotype in and of itself.

The ZRC is not amused! As with Plants vs. Zombies it appears that the idea here is to get a foot in the door with cartoony graphics and a lack of gore, then plant seeds of hateful discrimination in the minds of entirely new demographics — and we won’t stand idly by while that happens!

For shame, The Playforge. You are in very poor company indeed.

This Week: The Dark Carnival!

Posted By on October 18, 2011

The ZRC will be a bit busy later this week attending The Dark Carnival. Here are a few highlights! (and we hope to see some Zombie Rights Supporters there)

Friday: “Monster’s Ball” Party 8 pm at Jake’s Nightclub

Live Music, Monsters and Mayhem, sure to be a Zombie Friendly Outing as well

Films We *Need* to See at The Dark Carnival:

‘A Chance in Hell’

We caught a trailer for this Nazi-Zombie film at the Drunken Zombie Film Festival way back when, actually, and now it’s going to be on the big screen! Can’t wait to.. probably hate it. But it looked seriously original, so if it’s offensive, it should be original offense.

‘Dead Friends’

Just listen to this description:

William Martin, Director
Vancouver, BC
12 min

Nine year old Lola Turtle’s only companion is her treasured and tattered stuffed bunny Mister Wimperbottom… until she finds a way to grow her very own Dead best friend.

I need to see this movie so badly it hurts. A Zombie Friendly short film for kids? Can it be?

Finally, of the preliminary film list, we have this:

Fitness Class Zombie
Chris Walsh, Director
Ontario, CA
47 seconds

This super short, super intense stop motion animation illustrates how to lose weight the UNDEAD way!

Yes, he’s at it again. Remember ‘Rise of the Living Corpse’, the shortest Anti-Zombie film on record (so far as we know)?

We reviewed it here if you need to refresh your memory.

Obviously the ZRC will be picketing this one. Granted, the picket signs will take about as long to read as the movie takes to watch!

There are also many seriously intriguing looking films at the festival that don’t seem to involve Zombies. Those aren’t our strong suit but I’m sure they’ll be entertaining. And if years past are any indication there will be a film or two that keeps its Zombie focus under wraps in the previews as well.

If possible I also want to hit the special effects workshop this year. I keep missing those and they’re always apparently awesome. While there I could promote the more tolerant depiction of Zombies on film to special effects gurus who probably hear the other side of the story a lot and could really use the outreach.

Outreach is, after all, what we do best.

Nightmare on Chicago Street in Elgin, IL

Posted By on October 18, 2011

We’ve heard some buzz about this upcoming block-party-like event in Elgin:

EVACUATION ROUTE DURING ZOMBIE ATTACK:

Elgin, Illinois – Chicago Street, between Douglas and Villa.

Entry points at the intersection of Spring and Chicago.
ZOMBIE SAFE SHELTER AREA WILL BE SUPPLIED WITH:

Bands, vendors, street performers, burlesque performance, costume contest and a special appearance by Svengoolie.

I’m not entirely sure what to make of this! On the one hand, overtly, this whole event is being staged to exclude the Differently Animated, and, apparently, stage a sort of dress rehearsal for the Zombie Apocalypse, and that’s just wrong.

On the other hand, taking a look at their Youtube promotional video, one has to wonder if the whole thing is actually a sly form of satire:

You can’t tell me that’s not at least partially tongue-in-cheek.

So which is it, Elgin? Are you having an Anti-Zombie, segregated event for the Living only, or are you subtly satirizing such events?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Is Neil Gaiman Promoting ‘All Hallow’s Read’ with Anti-Zombiism?

Posted By on October 16, 2011

Background: Noted author Neil Gaiman hatched a sort of pro-literacy/pro-literature movement for Halloween which has come to be known as ‘All Hallow’s Read’. Put simply: you should, asserts Gaiman, give scary books out for Halloween alongside candy, which as he notes, is also very important.

All well and good.

But why does the promotional video for ‘All Hallow’s Read’ feature Zombie-Living violence and strife?

The Zombie Rights Campaign has serious concerns, Mr. Gaiman. Are Zombies welcome to participate in this holiday reading tradition-in-the-making, as well as the Living? Or, as your video unfortunately seems to suggest, is ‘All Hallow’s Read’ one part literary entertainment, one part Anti-Zombie mayhem?

Can’t we enjoy a few books without the divisive rhetoric? Or in this case, divisive Youtube video?

The last thing this country needs is a new Anti-Zombie tradition.

We eagerly await a response and clarification.

Hardware Store Chain Tries to Sell to Zombies and their Persecutors

Posted By on October 16, 2011

This is one of the very strangest promotional campaigns relating to the Differently Animated we’ve yet seen:

In a pop-culture world of zombie marches, video games and television shows, one regional hardware chain has taken the novel approach of actively marketing power tools and garden implements as protection against the undead.

And not to leave out the walking dead, Westlake Ace Hardware’s online “Zombie Preparedness Center” has a “Me zombie” section touting bolts and fasteners for broken bones, glue and caulk for peeling skin, and deodorizers to freshen up decaying flesh. Lose a limb? Try duct tape!

Now, clearly, the ZRC would be happier if the chain focused on selling to the Zombie market and not to pandering toward their oppressors in the Anti-Zombie Community. That goes without saying really.

But still! Marketing TO Zombies? That’s a very promising development in our capitalist society. First they oppress you, then they sell to you, and once they sell to you, you have leverage, right?

Economic power is important on the path to developing political power.

And yes, clearly, the chain’s ideas of what would or would not be marketable to the Undead is a bit… limited and stereotypical, focused on ‘decay’ and suchlike. Still, that they want to sell to Zombies at all seems like a big step forward to us.

We recommend that Zombies in the states with Westlake Ace Hardware stores* consider going and purchasing some hosuehold tools this month. After all, if the campaign brings in a lot of Zombie money compared to Anti-Zombie money, that will be a powerful incentive to focus on Zombie Friendliness in the future.

You can see their site’s special ‘sell to both sides’ section here.

*Apparently Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Texas and New Mexico

Madison LOVES the Undead!!

Posted By on October 16, 2011

Here are two events, just two, I saw advertised on the way home from Z-Town: The Zombie Musical:

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Sadly we’ll be in Bloomington, IN for The Dark Carnival that weekend!

Still, we wish our fellow Madisonians the best of luck celebrating this holiday season in a Zombie, and indeed, Mummy Friendly manner.

‘Z-Town: The Zombie Musical’ (A ZRC Review)

Posted By on October 15, 2011

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When I first saw the flyer for Z-Town on State Street, I was concerned, but cautiously optimistic. ‘Sing, Dance, Love, Death, Brains’ as a tagline provides ammunition both for fears of Anti-Zombie stereotyping and for hope that the production would rise above casual pigeonholing of the Differently Animated (ala Romero, Kirkman, Brooks, etc)

So which was it? Thankfully, the latter. In fact, ‘Z-Town’ is a complex, nuanced examination of Zombie-Living relations. ‘Z-Town’ asks its audience to look at the big picture, at the Zombie Community as a class engaged in the struggle for economic, political and legal equality; it also never loses sight of the smaller scale, personal stories of those people from both the Living and Zombie camps involved in said struggle.

And the songs are pretty catchy too! Always a good thing in a musical.
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‘Z-Town’ takes place, as one might imagine from the title, in a segregated, as well as fenced-in, Zombie Community. The clever program guide (fashioned to resemble a high school newspaper) informs us that Z-Town originated after the discovery of a reanimation virus in the 1930s created a small underclass of the Differently Animated. Initially subjected to abusive medical experimentation, Zombies became a brief cause célèbre after World War II, and so they were given a homeland of sorts in the form of an isolated American town. The government agreed to supply Z-Town with human flesh as needed to fulfill the dietary needs of the Zombies so long as they remained peaceful and avoided attention from either the media or redress and financial compensation for past abuses from the legal system.

In other words, they swept the issue under the rug, secure in the knowledge that public attention is usually short-lived and fickle.

Many years later, Z-Town thrives, after a fashion, but the neighboring Living communities have grown restless and constantly patrol the borders hoping for an excuse to hunt Zombies. Within the Zombie Community, a younger militant faction also agitates to disrupt the status quo, hoping acts of violence and, yes, even murder will provoke a conflict that the small population of Zombies could win.

Which just goes to show that you shouldn’t follow the military strategy of teenagers.

The plot really gets going when town leader and scientist Dr. GreenBlad (one of the show’s standout characters/performances) hatches a plan to recruit the outside world’s foremost expert in reanimation research to assist him in his work at the town’s government sponsored lab; thus the first-ever Living family moves into Z-Town. One small problem: none of them know that Zombies exist, and have all bought into the cover story that Z-Town is a leper colony. Researcher Scott, his devoted social activist wife Claudia and son Zack will now be at the center of a tumultuous period of change for the Zombie enclave, without even realizing it existed before moving in.

I won’t spoil the story by telling you what happens next. Not even a little.

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‘Z-Town’ hits on so many touchy subjects: Zombie-Living relationships, including romance, the need for human flesh provisions, the government’s haphazard responses to the Differently Animated Community, even Zombie militancy, all without demagoguing the Undead. There are also numerous subtle references and criticisms of Anti-Zombie elements in the culture at large to get the attention of Zombie Rights fans (particularly, look for the Zombie-hating sheriff of Mann-Town, a remarkable spoof of the persistent small town Sheriff authority figure seen in so many Romero and Romero-inspired films).

Even the militant Zombie faction, who very much want to engage in Anti-Living mayhem, are treated with empathy and compassion. Their leader, a Zombie named Brent, is an angry young man. He carries an enormous chip on his shoulder from his own father’s attempt to murder him when he came back to Unlife, and wants revenge on, essentially, the whole Living world for not dying, and, even worse, being abandoned the way he was.

Obviously the Zombie Rights Campaign does not endorse said militancy and believes the best path toward reconciliation of the Zombie and Living Communities is through peaceful dialogue, but it was very refreshing to see the issue of potential Zombie-Living violence explored in this manner. One rarely sees a discussion of the politics and psychology that might lead, understandably, to enormous frustration on the part of the Differently Animated, even violence.

It’s a tragic scenario, and one we hope to prevent as much as humanly possible.

In summary, Z-Town vastly exceeded the ZRC’s expectations, and indeed serves as a proud and shining example of the new possibilities in Zombie Theatre. As I observed on Twitter, perhaps the best way to describe Z-Town is as the Zombie Les Miserables, a sweeping story of the people and personalities caught up in a perilous and violent, though hopeful, period of change.

We can only hope it achieves similar longevity and popularity.

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‘Z-Town: The Zombie Musical’ receives our highest recommendation and can officially carry a ‘Zombie Friendly’ rating from the ZRC.

Great job everyone.

‘Z-Town: The Zombie Musical’ is wrapping up its run today at the Bartell Theatre here in Madison. Two shows left today! See it if you can!