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More Dead Rising DLC, My Apathy Continues

Posted By on April 13, 2011

Yes, Dead Rising 2 is getting another expansion pack. Wheee:

Dead Rising 2: Off The Record, sees Wilamette survivor and hero of Dead Rising®, photojournalist Frank West, take centre stage as players experience a very different interpretation of events in this, a reimagining of the Fortune City outbreak. Forget what took place in Dead Rising® 2, this is Frank’s story told as only he can.

In other words: our sequel hasn’t been nearly as popular as we’d hoped, and Dead Rising sales in general suck on ice compared to Resident Evil, so we’re shoving DLC out as fast as we can to try and improve our profit margin.

But hey, there are some new combo weapons to use! Just don’t call it a retread.

Even though it is one.

I can’t wait for the Super Special Collector’s Platinum Edition DLC which will milk more money out of Dead Rising fans by giving Frank a handlebar mustache.

FYI: Between this game (outsourced by Capcom to Blue Castle Games in Vancouver) and the new Resident Evil: Raccoon City game (outsourced by Capcom to Slant 6 Games, also in Vancouver) I’m beginning to wonder about the depth of Canada’s hatred for the Differently Animated. Or at least, British Columbia’s.

The Only Place to Find a Zombie Apocalypse

Posted By on April 13, 2011

..is in cheap and exploitative fiction. Case in point from yesterday:

Is there a zombie on your lawn? Are you out of happy plants to fight them? No worries, mere citizen! Champions Online’s cadre of super-wonders is rushing to protect your home and brains from unwanted undead intrusion!

Cryptic announced that it is bringing back the Zombie Apocalypse event today in Champions Online for a couple of hours. Level 40 players are welcome to fight off the horde from 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. EDT and again from 6:00 to 7:00 p.m. The GM running the event will be in Millennium City beforehand to help answer any questions.

This is just incitement on behalf of Champions Online, and another appalling example of the Zombie Flavored Creativity Substitute we see running amok in the entertainment industry. It doesn’t matter whether your game is about tower defense, survival horror, the Yakuza or guys in tights, splash some Zombies in, abuse them, and see your sales soar!

Or so they hope.

Another Take on the Zombie-Toxoplasmosis Idea

Posted By on April 13, 2011

Here at the ZRC we’ve reported quite a few times on the hysterical Zombie-bashing that results when journalists learn about Toxoplasmosis, a parasitic disorder whose precise effects are as yet unknown, but which may subtly and slightly alter behavior.

Cracked put out a book flogging the disease in connection with a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’.

Pop-science ‘journalists’ love to cite it when talking about Zombies in the media.

The fact, however, is that rates of infection vary wildly, and even in societies like France where perhaps 80%, perhaps even more, of the population carries the parasite… no ‘Apocalypse’.

So when google told us about yet another journalist talking Toxoplasma gondii, I was prepared to be annoyed. Instead, it was the jumping off point for an interesting take on the larger philosophical issue of what it means to be human:

The evidence is that T. gondii can’t exert the same level of control over humans that it has over rats. It has the right tools, but it doesn’t quite know how this particular model works.

Nevertheless, it’s an unsettling thought. While we’re reconciled to the idea of disease in our body, diseases of the mind still carry a tremendous stigma. Maybe this is because we’ve grown to view the body as a fleshy extension of our mind. Our identity – the human soul – is incorporeal, and immutable. Cut off a toe and you’re still you. The toe isn’t.

We project this fantasy even beyond death, insisting that as our mortal remains crumble into compost, the fragment that is “us” somehow lives on.

We’ve just about reached the point where we can start talking openly about mental illness, that there is some ideal state of mind from which we can get displaced, that the gears of the mind sometimes run too fast or too slow. But we still prefer that ideal state.

So ask yourself this: if I could test your blood, and reveal that, most likely, a parasite was responsible for your convivial nature, or your love of roller-coasters, would you want it removed?

AMC’s acclaimed drama The Walking Dead aired on terrestrial TV on Sunday, the story of a group of survivors struggling to keep their humanity in the face of a zombie apocalypse. In the run up, Channel 5 took out full-page ads in newspapers to ask readers “WHAT MAKES US HUMAN?”.

With the triumph of microbes such as T. gondii, the distinction may not be as clear as we’d like it to be.

Precisely so, Guardian journo, precisely so. Can’t we get past the limited and pre-scientific state of mind that arbitrarily and artificially divides the person from their body? This false dualism aids Anti-Zombie bigotry, because it allows those who are inclined to dislike Zombies to simply imagine that the ‘soul’ or personhood has left a body if it’s been reanimated from the dead, and thus discount their present humanity.

All because they might be a little bit shambly.

So, to the very limited extent that it has influence, this parasite might alter our minds, and thus our conception of what it means to be human. Does that make us all ‘Zombies’? Or should it simply make us all more sympathetic to the plight OF Zombies, of people, like ourselves, who might be dealing with a physiological transformation beyond their complete control?

Does knowing that you might be a little bit ‘Zombie’ yourself, in this analogy, help you to empathize with the real deal? We hope so, here at the ZRC. We also hope that people remain open to the possibilities that such transformations need not be entirely negative, as Frank Swain outlined. Sure, you might be Undead, but hey, the reduced reliance on oxygen can be a real perk if you like scuba diving. Likewise, maybe a tiny parasite in your Living brain makes you a roller coaster fan.

Can’t we all see the benefits in some of these changes?

Can’t we all keep an open-mind about a somewhat radically different state of existence? Who knows? The next Zombie to catch a break from a more scientific and less judgmental understanding of their condition might be you.

Chicago Zombie Walk 2011 Reminder

Posted By on April 13, 2011

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We had a great time at last year’s event so you know the ZRC will be there this time:

It’s that time again, zombies! We are having another zombie march on June 11 from 3-6pm. The rules are very simple: dress and be made up as a zombie and just shamble and act like one.

We will all meet at Millennium Park and take it from there. ……The last few years we have walked to the museum campus, then taken a stroll down Michigan Avenue. We’re also considering having some zombie kickball or wiffleball.

Judging by recent experience in Madison, ‘acting’ like a Zombie means holding a rally big enough that your mayor and his arch-rival attend.

So here’s hoping Rahm Emanuel shows up.

More Lovable Zombie

Posted By on April 13, 2011

Poking around the Youtubes, I found a longer length video that shows a good deal of the Lovable Zombie art and story, and also gives you a pretty solid feel for the basic gameplay:

Basically, it’s a stylus-oriented game, where you draw lines and shapes and tap the screen to direct the motion of your Zombies/hordes of Zombies. There’s also a substantial farming component; the Zombies apparently raise crops and tend to cattle in their time not roaming the map engaged in strategic action.

This longer trailer gives greater insight into the story as well. From what I can glean, BuyZombie was correct and the plot concerns a group of Living farmers who are robbed (and massacred actually) by a Romero-esque crowd of angry rednecks.
They then revive as the Differently Animated thanks to some mysterious green gas (Trioxin?) and try to get their property back, before the military arrives to crack down on the burgeoning Zombie Revolution.

If this game comes out in the US I’m actually going to crack open my DS for the first time in years!

Lovable Zombie Update

Posted By on April 13, 2011

BuyZombie caught our attention with some video and box art for the Japanese release of Lovable Zombie/I Love Zombies:

So this is an odd little zombie game that has hit Japan (though no news on a state side port/translation.) The concept of this one is to not actually hunt down zombies as most games do but to actually help and nurture those pesky undead. Apparently something with stolen from their farms (the zombies you are helping are ex-farmers) and your job is to help herd them to their goal to recover the stolen item.

The Zombies are the victims, as is usually the case in games, but your job is to help them? Outstanding!

I’m a bit concerned about the whole ‘herd them’ thing, but hey, there’s a whole genre of games out there like that, from Lemmings to Patapon. It’s not just picking on Zombies. Strategy games as a rule assume all your units have the autonomy of bread pudding.

We’re looking forward to this one and hope there is indeed a stateside release. Todd Ciolek at Anime News Network thought it likely back in November, so there is hope. Video embedded below.

What Would Zombies Do: Answer Your Letters

Posted By on April 12, 2011

I have to preface this by stating that, much as is the case in the Living Community, within the Zombie Community there are a variety of opinions on all sorts of topics. Therefore the ZRC may not always agree with strong and articulate voices from our Undead fellow travelers, but we feel it incumbent upon us as a Zombie Rights lobby to showcase and support Zombies in their free expression, even in, perhaps especially in, cases where we don’t agree.

With that in mind, a Zombie named Chris has taken it upon himself to help narrow the divide of misunderstanding with the Living community one Youtube video at a time, and he wants to answer your questions. I present to you the WWZD, What Would Zombies Do? Youtube Channel.

We’re putting the first video below, which serves as an introduction and kind offer by Chris to explain his particular take on the Zombie phenomenon.

Chris’ points about Zombie ‘conversion’ are particularly weighty and worthy of consideration. Would the average person shoot a Hare Krishna?

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If not, why would they shoot this one?

Prejudice, that’s why.

Now, some of Chris’ thoughts about brain-eating in particular are less than politically-correct, and I’m afraid we can’t agree with him on that. If nothing else, eating the brains of those who are less hostile to you applies an enormous selection pressure against Zombie Tolerance, and from a Darwinian perspective, that’s less than ideal.

Plus it’s really bad PR. There’s nothing Fox News would like more than some gruesome brain-eating footage.

Still, it’s important that we start to have an open and honest dialogue, and here’s a member of the Undead community who is trying to meet the Living of the internet halfway. Won’t you help him out and ask a question?

If you want to learn more, send Chris a question via his Youtube Channel, or follow him on Twitter.

New ‘Resident Evil’ Title Lets You Use Zombies as Human Shields

Posted By on April 12, 2011

What a remarkably distasteful development:

New images have emerged for the upcoming new Resident Evil title in the long running zombie franchise from Capcom. The new screenshots showcase a few new characters as well as an unlikely ability: using zombies as shields.

Resident Evil Raccoon City is a squad-based shooter, which I believe is a first in the world of third-person zombie games. It’s a little shocking given how long 3D zombie shooters have been around, but I guess you can only look to Capcom to innovate in a genre they perfected.

Actually, as previously discussed here on the ZRC blog, and in keeping with Capcom practice these days, the development of this game has been outsourced to Slant 6, a Canadian game studio with experience in squad based shooters:

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City is collaboration between Capcom and Vancouver based studio Slant 6 Games and is scheduled for release this Winter. Since the launch of the first title 15 years ago the Resident Evil® series has enjoyed phenomenal success, selling over 45 million units worldwide to date.

Therefore it’s Slant 6 that has found a way to ‘innovate’ their way into virtual war crimes, not Capcom per se.

Inside baseball aside, I guess we can rule out any thoughtful consideration of the plight of the Differently Animated from this upcoming Resident Evil spin-off. It’s hard to imagine how much further the series can stoop, but Slant Six seems up to the challenge of adding new layers to the already fetid pile of depravity that is Capcom’s flagship Anti-Zombie universe.

So much for Canada’s reputation of ‘niceness’. Nice unless you’re Undead? That’s hardly nice at all.

‘Maggie’ Details Again Uncertain

Posted By on April 12, 2011

Apparently it’s not just ‘World War Z’ that has trouble getting made these days:

It had been reported that director Timur Bekmambetov (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) purchased the rights to a film about a girl who transforms into a zombie over the course of six agonizing months, but it appears that movie is back on the market.

The budget for the small zombie drama Maggie is being hailed as a cool $5 million. Bekmambetov was reported earlier to have won the rights to produce the zombie drama after an auction with six other bidders. Deadline had reported that deal as done but that doesn’t appear to be the case anymore. Henry Hobson was tentatively hired to direct the film and if you haven’t heard of him before, he’s new to the director’s chair.

Hobson does however have a background in VFX and created the intro sequence for Guy Ritchie’s updated take on Sherlock Holmes.

We’ll try not to hold that against him.

Here’s hoping ‘Maggie’ turns out to be a Zombie Friendly counterweight to the seemingly inevitable ‘World War Z’ onslaught.

We previously reported on ‘Maggie’ here on the ZRC blog.

Zombies Anonymous – They Shouldn’t Have to Be

Posted By on April 12, 2011

When I see this shirt, I can’t help but think of one of the (precious few) thoughtful moments in the X-Men movies, a conversation between Mystique and Nightcrawler in X2:

Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.
Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn’t have to.

Zombies Anonymous. What to say about that.

Should Zombies have to be anonymous? Clearly not.

I can see why they might need to stay that way, in our current, Anti-Zombie society, but… it’s unfortunate. I’m also not quite sure how to take ‘Mortally challenged’. Generally, being mortal is seen as a bad thing. Ah, well.

Should they HAVE to be anonymous?

At the site actually selling said shirt, they have this description:

My name is Jon Limb-Dangler and I’m a Zombie. Show your support for the mortally challanged in this Zombies Anonymous shirt, screened on a red shirt with black and white printing. Zombies like Jon here need a friend, support your local Zombie! See all our funny Zombie t shirts. Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead fans this t shirt is for you.

Indeed, support your local Zombie! Zombies do need support, which is what we’re all about here at the ZRC.

I’m not sure where liking those awful Romero movies comes into it, however.

Still, on the whole, given the message the sellers are putting out there, and the shirt itself, the ZRC thinks we can award this design our coveted ‘Zombie Friendly rating:

A Zombie Friendly shirt we didn't have to make!