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Zombies Get a Bad Rap for This Sort of Thing

Posted By on July 21, 2010

But in Thailand, selling delicious human (shaped bread) is apparently ‘in’.

Seriously, that bakery could be called the Ed Gein Patisserie. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the owner is targeting the Zombie market with his ethically sourced human substitute, helping out those select few Zombies who have managed to kick the human wagon but still need a little support now and then. This bakery also acknowledges a simple and universal truth:

People are delicious. Everyone, deep down, Zombie or Living alike, wants to eat them.

So I guess if you’re in Thailand, stop by this bakery and devour someone’s head. The carbs will help get you through the day, and the experience will help you grow past the tired Humans vs. Zombies stereotyping, toward an age when we can acknowledge the universal temptation to devour tasty people, without it devolving into hateful name calling.

H/T to Horrorschool.com and McGonzo Zombie on Twitter for bringing this to the ZRC’s attention

Oops, Radio Silence

Posted By on July 20, 2010

Sorry gang, got a bit distracted running the ebay Lurch and dealing with some stuff in real life. Nothing to do with roving anti-Zombie mobs; just day-job kinds of things.

We attended a party on Saturday night with some friends not in the Zombie Rights or indie movie community, and had an opportunity to try and spread the Good Word to the masses. It was a challenge, I admit, fair readers: one other guest was extremely excited about the AMC Walking Dead adaptation previously discussed on this very blog, while another had a shirt bearing a drawing of a shotgun with the caption: “Ask Me About My Zombie Plan”.

Distasteful, I know.

Still, we passed out literature and had a couple of very promising conversations, so all was well.

In Zombie Merch news, there was a problem with the run of prints we had done for conventions and so forth, the Zombie Forever ones. Though the first few, including those we sold, seem to have come out ok, as the printer went on through our stack it developed a couple of errors that nearly drove me to distraction. The printer was super nice about it though, reprinted the whole run at no cost. They’re delightful people.

I’ve got a stack of reviews to do here now that I’m back in front of the scanner, so that will help fill the long, lonely nights on the internet shortly.

AMC Gets On The Zombie-Bashing Bandwagon With ‘The Walking Dead’

Posted By on July 16, 2010

AMC is moving full-steam ahead with its plan to adapt the well-known anti-Zombie comic ‘The Walking Dead’ for television, and they’ve released some promotional material that lays out their bias very clearly indeed.

Yes, the *LIVING* cast gets the vast majority of the poster space while the sole Zombie representative is shoved off to the side, presented in a very unflattering light and has a gun pointed at them. Stay classy, AMC. Stay classy.

Sigh. Great. As if Robert Kirkman hadn’t done enough to Zombies, now his work is going to be flooding the televisions of America with a slick, probably well produced (see their track record with Breaking Bad) adaptation of his landmark and hateful Walking Dead comics. That’s all we need here at the ZRC, more negative portrayals and stereotypes to fight.

For those of you who are unaware, The Walking Dead is a Romero-style zombie product, both in its satirical, social-commentary laced tone and the physical attributes of the poor abused Zombies. So expect to get Useful Lessons about Working Together Against The Undead Hordes type ‘life-affirming’ messages periodically. No doubt the mainstream critics will fawn over it for that.

Never fear, no matter how many different forms of media Mr. Kirkman migrates to, the ZRC will be there, watching his every move and shining a spotlight on his nefarious misdeeds. In fact, I just added a new Tag for him. I’d wager we’ll be writing a lot about his work in the future.

Zombie-Demons and Euro-Zom Movies

Posted By on July 15, 2010

Ok, so the latest trend sweeping European horror, it seems, is the revival of the indie supernatural zombie genre. With [Rec] 1 and [Rec] 2, and soon to be [Rec] 3, the Spanish horror scene is looking to relive the heyday of European unenlightened anti-Zombie filmmaking. ([Rec] 1 was remade in the US under the title ‘Quarantine’ to moderate success).

I have to ask, though, if Salon.com could have found anyone *less* qualified to write a review of these anti-quasi-Zombie films, though. Seriously, take a look at this:

Some horror fans seem to be exercised about the fact that Balagueró and Plaza aren’t playing by the normal zombie-movie rules and have something more Old World and Old Testament in mind, to which I say: A) That’s true, and it makes the movie a lot scarier and cooler; B) for Christ’s sake, you haven’t seen enough regular zombie movies? and C) there must be a proverb or saying that adequately describes horror-movie buffs who resist supernatural and/or religious elements, but I can’t come up with it right now.

I don’t even know where to begin with this. For one, these… filmmakers… ARE playing by the normal zombie-movie rules FOR EUROPE.

Honestly! Hasn’t this Andrew O’Hehir individual ever heard of Lucio Fulci, Lamberto Bava or Dario Argento? Within the Spanish tradition you even have Armando de Ossorio, famed for his Blind Dead series of quasi-zombie movies about mystically reanimated Templars. The idea that magical or demonic zombies are unprecedented in European cinema is just silly, bordering on the profoundly ignorant.

Here, I’ll break it down for Salon. In the American, or Romero, zombie tradition, Zombies are used as allegorical scapegoats for social unrest, disease, the collapse of trusted institutions and so forth. They are thus, contra this Salon piece, resolutely depicted as unromantic, empirically derived sources of terror. Not supernatural. Pre-Romero, the American zombie movie tradition focused on voodoo, black magic, and of course racial supremacist themes, with the zombies being used as a proxy for the various aspects of the ‘lesser’ cultures that needed to be put in their place by good, upstanding white America.

However, in Europe their zombies are very different, and the line between movie zombies, mummies, demons and spirits has always been very blurry indeed. For example, Ossorio had this awful and hateful position on the subject of his most famous movie’s antagonists:

Ossorio objected to the description of the living dead Templars as “zombies,” insisting that they more resembled mummies and that, unlike zombies, the Templars were not mindless corpses.

Meanwhile, Argento and Bava’s infamous ‘Demons‘ features a race of demonic/zombile creatures that spread by Romero-esque infection, a sort of cross between the mystical and the disease metaphors, with the added bonus that they originally stem from a movie-within-the-movie plot, so they are, in a sense, demons of a non-religious sort, derived from celluloid and pop culture.

Is it a demon? A zombie? A mummy? A ghost? With European filmmaking, you’re often never sure.

So [Rec] 1 and 2 may be sweeping the Continent with innovative camera work and a modern sensibility, but they’re certainly not breaking bold new ground for the depiction of Zombies from Europe. They only seem that way to Americans who grew up on Romero, Russo and their Anglo-imitator Boyle. The ZRC is appalled by bad zombie movies, but we’re also appalled by such sloppy scholarly work.

For shame, Salon. For shame Andrew O’Hehir. For shame.

Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated

Posted By on July 15, 2010

While the ZRC had a chance to speak with some of the cast of the original Night of the Living Dead last weekend as part of The Lurch for the Cure fundraiser (specifically our successful poster signing and sale), it almost slipped past the radar here at ZRC Centrale that a new version of the old zombie-hating standard is about to arrive.

Our good friends at the Horror Society brought this atrocity to our attention via Twitter:

Rondo Award-nominated as Best Independent Horror Feature, Night Of The Living Dead: Reanimated is a collaborative artistic mash-up of George Romero’s cult classic. Nearly 150 International artists and animators chose their favorite scenes and re-envisioned them through their own artwork, with no restrictions on style, media or process – resulting in an eclectic ‘art show’ interpretation of the seminal 1968 film, all placed over the original’s audio.

With work ranging from oil paintings to comic illustrations and sock puppets to CGI and stop-motion – NOTLD:R not only pays the respect due to this most important work in horror history, but encourages viewers to experience the film in a brand new light that bursts with the humor and horror of a new generation of artists.

Most important work in horror history indeed. The cinematic stain of Night of the Living Dead rivals The Birth of a Nation for sheer negative cultural impact.

While I might hope for a serious and introspective cultural analysis of this seminal hate-work, brought to serious critical life through the modern arts, somehow I get the impression that this ‘Reanimated’ version (har-har) will be anything but. Still, we try to keep an open mind here at the ZRC, so we’ll acquire a copy and review it at the appropriate time.

Soul Eater: A Zombie Perspective

Posted By on July 14, 2010

This commentary will contain spoilers for the first half-dozen or so episodes of Soul Eater, so please be advised.

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Lurch for the Cure Goes on Ebay

Posted By on July 14, 2010

So the Famous Monsters Convention was a blast. We talked to a lot of people, sold some stuff, and raised quite a bit of money via our auction…

But unfortunately, the crowds on Saturday and Sunday weren’t as large as we’d hoped, and a few items didn’t get sold. Not to worry though; we’re putting the magic of the internet to work and slapping them up on ebay!

Yes, that’s right, now those of you who weren’t fortunate enough to attend our in-person event can help out a great cause by way of the internet. Simply bid on any of the following items and all proceeds, ie everything that ebay gives US after the sale, goes directly to Lynn Sage. We’re just going to roll it all up into one check and mail it off immediately once these auctions conclude.

As of the end of the Famous Monsters convention, the Lurch had raised over two hundred dollars for Lynn Sage, but we know that’s not nearly enough, and so did other people at the convention, who kindly chipped in additional goods for us to sell, some of which we still have on hand. The good people at Synapse Films in particular donated 3 of their special edition releases to us to use in any Lurch-related manner we see fit. So we are!

Also arriving late by postal mixup was a signed copy of the Zombies!!! board game, Director’s Cut edition, signed by the designer, Todd Breitenstein! Get this game and learn how to, err… defeat… yeah. I can’t sell it that way. Get this game and learn how Zombies are mistreated in the world of tabletop entertainment!

Here are the ebay listings for all the items yet to be sold for a good cause. Bid early, bid often, give till it hurts!

Battle Girl: The Living Dead in Tokyo Bay
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die Special Edition
Stepfather 2: Make Room for Daddy
Monster Nation, Signed by David Wellington
Monster Planet, Signed by David Wellington
Zombies!!! Directors Cut, Signed by Designers
The Toxic Avenger, Signed by Lloyd Kaufman, Unrated Director’s Cut DVD

Lurch for the Cure: The Poster

Posted By on July 13, 2010

Saturday morning at the convention we brave members of the ZRC leadership ventured into the lion’s den, the pit of iniquity itself, the ‘Hall of the Living Dead’ on a rare and perilous mission of outreach:

Get a bunch of zombie-movie celebrities, many of whom have made careers on Zombie-hatred, to sign a custom made poster to benefit cancer research, and help rehabilitate the image of Zombies in the process.

It was a risky endeavour, but thankfully, it paid off – big time!

First, take a look at the poster:

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Isn’t that gorgeous? Look how well it turned out, and it was even more beautiful framed.

Now take a look at all the great signatures we got to go with it:

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and here

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and here are some more

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more still

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yet more

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Here’s a handy list of all the great sports who signed the poster:

Judith O’Dea
George Konana
John Russo
Charles Craig
Gary Streiner
Herbert Summer
Kyra Schon
Bill Hinzman
Allan Trautman
Beverly Randolph
Tom Savini
Terry Alexander
Michael Gornick
Mark Tierno
Leonard A. Lies

and of course, our resident ZRC artist, Jenny Rowland

The poster sold, I am very happy to say, and brought in some serious change for the Lurch. We at the ZRC are eternally grateful to all the above individuals, no matter their past history with Zombies (we’re especially looking at you Mr. Savini and Mr. Russo). This was a great thing, and a great event, and will go down forever in the annals of Zombie Rights as a golden moment of outreach between the moviemaking and Zombie communities.

Pictures from Famous Monsters of Filmland Convention

Posted By on July 12, 2010

Hey Zombie Rights fans. We’re going to get those Ebay auctions going tomorrow with the last few items to sell; I got a bit sidetracked this evening trying to fix a DVD we’re watching to review for the site. Man, read errors are a pain.

In the meantime behind the cut you can find all sorts of ZRC images from the Famous Monsters of Filmland Convention. The whole set is visible here.

Enjoy!

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Famous Monsters Wrap-Up, Ongoing Auction’s Preliminary Results

Posted By on July 12, 2010

Since the last ZRC post from the hotel lobby on Saturday night/early Sunday, the ZRC has had a busy time advancing the cause of Zombie Rights! We spent another fun-filled day in the vendor room at the FM convention, selling merchandise and auctioning off goods for Cancer Research, as well as The Cause. In fact, we had people spontaneously give us items to sell, which inflated the auction to the point our table could hardly contain the goods!

Which brings us to the first bit of site maintenance news. Although we did sell most of the goods we had for auction, and have raised a couple hundred dollars at least so far (I have to tally up all the shirts/prints we sold from our receipts/notebooks to get an exact total), there were a few items that sadly did not meet their minimum bids at the FM convention. So, we’re giving the online Zombie loving community a chance to buy them! The Lurch auction will shortly relaunch with a few choice items on Ebay, and if you couldn’t be there to help out in person, you can spend your money via the internet to support The Cause(s).

I’ll link that up as soon as we’ve gotten the Ebay auctions going.

On Sunday the ZRC was also interviewed by Eerie Radio about the cause of Zombie Rights, and I was asked a very pertinent question from the live audience: “How do Zombies feel about the way they’re portrayed in movies?”

I answered: primarily, the emotion that Zombies feel is sadness. They’re not *surprised* by the way society demonizes them, after all this time, or shocked, or even perhaps angry anymore. They’re just saddened by it.

Don’t make the Zombies sad! Support them, through the ZRC and in particular The Lurch for the Cure.

After talking with dozens more interested people, selling another bunch of pro-Zombie swag and collecting money for cancer research, the ZRC packed up and headed home, content in a job well done. The FM convention may have been, in all honesty, a bit more lightly attended on Saturday and Sunday than we’d hoped, in auction-terms, but it was still a great opportunity for outreach and spreading a positive message to the general, largely Living public.

The ZRC is grateful for this opportunity to work with so many talented people, speak with so many interested fans, and even converse with Zombie filmmakers and actors, who were very helpful with our Lurch projects. We give thanks for everyone we had a chance to talk with over this long weekend, and hope to have many more opportunities like this one to advance Zombie Equality.