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Anthrax and ‘The Walking Dead’, Two Bad Tastes That Go Poorly Together

Posted By on August 18, 2011

Well, as if we hadn’t already sussed out the band Anthrax’s vicious Anti-Zombie prejudice, there’s this news item to prove it:

Metal band Anthrax is set to release their new album ‘Worship Music’ on September 13th. The first single from the record is called ‘Fight em Till You Can’t’ and was written about battling a horde of zombies. Guitarist Scott Ian confirmed his cameo via Twitter.

“What have I wanted to do since 1978? Be a ZOMBIE!!! Full story on my day on ‘Walking Dead’ coming later!!!” tweeted Ian.

Yes, the bigots who performed an entire song about violence against the Differently Animated have teamed up with AMC and known Zombie-Hater Robert Kirkman to help out on the second season of the adaptation of his infamous comic series.

We’re appalled, but not shocked by now.

Stay tuned for further updates on the evildoing of either Anthrax or ‘The Walking Dead’, perhaps working alone, perhaps.. together.

‘Dead Wait’ Season 2 Trailer Showcases More Anti-Zombie Webseries Hate

Posted By on August 18, 2011

You know, I’ve watched more Zombie-bashing webisodes than I care to THINK about but we still miss some here at the ZRC, and so I haven’t seen any of this ‘Dead Wait’ show yet. Apparently it was popular enough amongst the bloodthirsty internet crowds to get a second season, and the trailer delivers on violence and something that I’m sure is supposed to pass for humor:

Really, the baseball bat with nails thing? *Somebody* hasn’t been paying attention to Max Brooks and his (pedantic) lectures on using simple and utilitarian weaponry in the ‘Zombie Apocalypse.

I’m not sure if that’s a bad thing though.

Anyway, you’ve seen the trailer now, so consider yourself informed: this evil is out there… cackling. Cackling about hurting the innocent Differently Animated.

‘Keep Calm and Crack Skulls’ Really? Seriously?

Posted By on August 17, 2011

Lately we’ve been seeing a lot of the modern re-imaginings of the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ image from World War II. Here in Madison it was very readily taken up by the protesters and used on all sorts of things, for example.

Ironically enough, despite its relatively recent and immense popularity, it never served its intended purpose as a mass morale raiser in World War II:

Keep Calm and Carry On was a poster produced by the British government in 1939 during the beginning of World War II, intended to raise the morale of the British public in the event of invasion. Seeing only limited distribution, it was little known. The poster was rediscovered in 2000 and has been re-issued by a number of private sector companies, and used as the decorative theme for a range of other products. There are only two known surviving examples of the poster outside government archives.[1]

Basically these posters were meant to counteract fear and hopelessness in the face of the horrors of war. Naturally, the Anti-Zombie crowd, possessing virtually no-empathy for the Differently Animated, have found a way to pervert this message of solidarity:

Forget about Carrying On, take the fight to the enemy during the zombie apocalypse! A take on the popular WWII British slogan, this shirt will definitely keep your morale up during an undead outbreak

For shame.

(the smaller logo at the top reads ‘Zombie Combat Club’, btw)

This isn’t the first time the British poster concept has been twisted in this manner either, according to our informants at BuyZombie, which begs the question: what, exactly, is wrong with these people?!

The shirt is available at Zazzle for those who are into ironic clothing purchases.

The ZRC meanwhile rates this shirt as Anti-Zombie.

Crack skulls? Why not work on beating prejudice instead?

Awesome ‘Rock-A-Zombie’ Image, Shirt

Posted By on August 17, 2011

Even the jerks and miscreants over at the ZRS can bring some positive Zombie-related media to light from time to time, and here’s an example:

Digital artist Aaron Fulcher creates rocked out designs for the tattoo set. We spotting this Johnny Cash inspired piece and just had to post it for your viewing pleasure.

Yes, it is actually a pretty amazing, and non-threatening I might add, bit of Pro-Zombie art, although I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be Elvis, not Johnny Cash:

Ooh, classic rock/country Zombie

At any rate, we’re cool with the result. Why can’t Zombies play Rock music? We’re unaware of a reason here at the ZRC.

You can get it on a shirt here, or see more work by the same artist from their DeviantArt page.

We’re willing to rate this artwork as Zombie Friendly. Not to mention awesome.

Neat!

‘Dead Genesis’ Sounds Awful, Highlights Familial Violence of Anti-Zombie Film

Posted By on August 16, 2011

Even though they love to tease the Zombie Rights Movement it’s invaluable to keep tabs on the work of the folks over at BuyZombie so they can in turn keep us up to date on things like this:

Review: Dead Genesis

In a sweaty panic, a man frantically grabs a gun from the closet and nervously makes his way into the next room. He sees his wife ravenously devouring their little boy, blood and guts painting the gruesome scene. The boy is twitching, eyes glazed over, taking in sharp breaths; it’s hard to believe he’s still alive. With tears in his eyes, the man shoots his wife — not once, but three times, with the last headshot finally doing her in (the final bullet also shattering the picture frame behind her). The boy — no longer being eaten alive, but now clearly a member of the undead — sits up, his intestines spilling onto the floor, and the man, unbelievably, must shoot again..

Yes, it’s a new indie Zombie Apocalypse movie called ‘Dead Genesis’ that apparently features one of the goriest and most obviously offensive Apocalypse scenes in recent memory. At some point I think these things will obviously descend into self-parody; how far can they go to milk the sympathetic horror out of the audience? ‘Shaun of the Dead’ had mother-slaying, ’28 Weeks Later’ had adorable urchins dodging their Rage ‘Zombie’ Dad, and now ‘Dead Genesis’ features a patriarch murdering his whole family for being Undead.

I think at the point where some Survivor shoots up an orphanage full of Zombie kids it should become obvious who the REAL villain is, even to the general public. At least I hope it will.

Still, the trend toward greater and greater intra-familial violence based on Vitality Status clearly means something. Is this a response to progress in Zombie integration? Fearmongering directed at parents of small children? Just tasteless heart-string plucking?

We’ll keep on the lookout and hopefully, through education and outreach, we can nip whatever it is in the bud.

‘Thriller’ Adaptation to Promote Flint Zombie Walk Tragically Anti-Zombie

Posted By on August 16, 2011

We like ‘Thriller’ here at the ZRC, and you occasionally see it pop up as a rare early positive example of the Undead in mainstream American media. To this day it still receives attention and acclaim (including ours).

Unfortunately, not all of that attention is good for Zombies:

A group of locals are hoping to get their hometown cause to go viral on YouTube.

It’s the area’s “zombies” planning for the Flint Zombie Walk this fall that will benefit the Michigan School for the Deaf.

“I hope that this video makes deaf people feel involved, like this event is for them too, and I hope that hearing people can watch the video and see the beauty of sign language,” said Kristina Lakey, Flint Zombie Walk organizer.

All of that sounds great, right? Another Zombie Walk for a worthy cause, another chance for the Living and the Differently Animated to get to know one another. They’re even striving for inclusivity!

Just not in regard to the Zombie population as it turns out, because the actual video contains a number of strikingly Anti-Zombie moments:

Yes, despite this being a remake of Thriller, one of the most markedly Zombie Friendly music videos of all time, playing up the concept of gentle scares rather than brain-munching savagery, that’s precisely what you get in the Flint version: Zombies attacking the Living.

Sigh.

I don’t get it, I really don’t. What is it about Zombies that makes even well-intentioned people so liable to pick on them?

Anyway, the ZRC is forced, FORCED I tell you, to rate this video Anti-Zombie as a stern chastisement to the Flint Zombie Walk people about their behavior regarding the Differently Animated.

Shame.

For shame.

‘World War Z’ Movie? Well, More Like ‘World War Z Lite’

Posted By on August 15, 2011

We’ve given the Zombie Rights ally lots of updates on the unfortunate production of the, ahem, adaptation of Max Brooks’ infamous hate novel ‘World War Z’ into a big Hollywood blockbuster here on the ZRC blog.

However, what would you say if I told you that all that money, and all that Anti-Zombie violence on screen, was going not to actually bring to life the at-least-interestingly-constructed ‘World War Z’, with its intricate retrospective plotlines and social commentary, but rather to produce simply yet another ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ story?

What if, for those who actually like ‘World War Z’, the movie was instead substituting a cheap imitation?

Well, prepare yourselves, because that seems to be the case:

“Z” has been highly anticipated by fans of the novel, and filming has already begun in Glasgow, Scotland. The film has already begun to trend online, but some aren’t going to happy with the leaked details they’ve found. According to reports, filmmakers have had a bit of a hard time in adapting the book for the screen, so they are ditching main plot points from the novel all together. Instead of taking place like in the novel after the gruesome Zombie Wars, the movie will take place during the outbreak.

Fans of the book have reacted negatively online since hearing of the idea of a not-perfectly adapted movie version.

Leave it to CBS to fail to notice the significance of changing a literary work from the past to the present tense; I guess they didn’t teach that one in hack journalism school. I mean, seriously; ‘World War Z’ has a subtitle: ‘An Oral History of the Zombie War’.

His-to-ry, CBS. It’s actually kind of important to, well, everything about the literary structure and design of the book, as much as we hate it here at the ZRC.

It can’t be a history set in present tense.

See, CBS, Max Brooks’ schtick is to write apocalyptic fiction as a sort of very sardonic social commentary. His ‘Zombie Survival Guide’ is a riff on survival guides in general as well as military histories; earlier this year he wrote an Anti-Zombie take on Climate Change, while ‘World War Z’ touches on everything from the Two-State Solution in Israel to social trends on most inhabited continents, organ trafficking, the Three Gorges Dam and so on. It’s not a traditional novel, perhaps why it’s described as, yes, a History (albeit a fake and hateful one). The actual book is laid out as a series of vignettes arranged by a fictional narrator trying to make sense of a messy and apocalyptic war (which we all know could have been avoided with the help of groups like ours).

Apparently this non-traditional narrative was too hard to adapt into a movie Hollywood could market to teenagers with disposable income, so rather than try, they’ve abandoned the attempt entirely:

Despite boasting the automatic cash-spewing plot of a zombie apocalypse, Max Brooks’ World War Z seemed an unlikely candidate for adaptation because of the way it strove to be unlike all other zombie apocalypse tales—seeking instead to understand who these zombies were and why they were apocalypsing, and examining its after-effects on society from a historical or even philosophical perspective.

….

So Paramount seems to have found a way around that in its Brad Pitt-starring, Marc Foster-directed version: Make a typical zombie movie anyway.

According to the studio’s recently released synopsis, World War Z now “revolves around United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Pitt), who traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatening to decimate humanity itself.” Because why go to the trouble of casting Brad Pitt if you’re just going to have him interviewing people?

Now, the ZRC takes issue with the idea that Brooks has attempted at all to understand the *Zombie* perspective on all this; he hates Zombies passionately and with a blind fervor. But otherwise, yes, the Onion’s take seems to be fairly on the ball. Paramount doesn’t think a movie that involves a lot of talking and thinking would sell, and that a dumbed down, gory end of the world action movie would fare better.

To play Devil’s Advocate here, Transformers 3 made $347 million in the United States alone this year. They may have a point.

Nevertheless, the implication is clear: ‘World War Z’, the brooding, intellectual, philosophical polemic against Zombies (as well as against Living complacency) will not be on the big screen. Instead, a flashier and far shallower story, featuring yet another action hero dashing from set piece to set piece will be on offer next year.

Because what the world needs is yet another violent action movie, let alone an Anti-Zombie one.

We’re appalled here at the ZRC. First, because we see a ton of *precisely* that sort of movie and by the gods we’re sick of them. Second, because as evil as ‘World War Z’ is, it’s a shame to see well-crafted propaganda reduced to.. whatever this has become.

And third, of course, because Paramount may be right, and this strategy may succeed beyond our darkest fears, fomenting a revival of Anti-Zombie sentiment in the low information voter crowd for years to come.

It’s a dark day, and unusually, the news is bad for Zombie Allies and Anti-Zombie Zealots alike.

Another Anti-Zombie Musical? ‘Song of the Living Dead’ Sounds Unpleasant

Posted By on August 15, 2011

The ZRC was thrilled about ‘Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story’ and concerned about ‘ReAnimator’ as a musical, so it’s clear that stage musicals with the Differently Animated have a mixed (but promising!) track record.

Still, this new one doesn’t sound good for The Cause:

Song of the Living Dead, which opens Friday at the Black Box Theatre at Nova Southeastern University, is a song-heavy story of a young, lovey-dovey couple in the midst of the zombie apocalypse we all know is coming.

While running errands, the newlyweds instead must run for their lives when they stumble upon a full-fledged zombie attack. The production’s brain-eating, flesh-crawling beauty plays out to a score by Eric Frampton and Matt Horgan and choreography by Crissy Ardito. This musical has it all — action, romance, tunes, comedy, and guts. The living dead will be kicking it through September 4.

Oh good, a ‘zombie apocalypse’, just what we need – and such an original idea. That’s never been done before.

And it’s a rom-zom-com where the Living couple have to avoid Zombies! Again, *completely* fresh thinking.

Why can’t we get more dramatic and theatrical attention paid to the Differently Animated? Is it so wrong to consider the *feelings* of the Undead instead of just superficially focusing on their occasional skin hygiene issues or metabolic differences?

It’s just a shame all around. We need more Zombie Friendly theatre, but it’s very hard to come by.

Salt Lake City Zombie Walk

Posted By on August 15, 2011

Just a quick update to note yet another peaceful and apparently successful Zombie Walk, this time in Salt Lake City.

Although the media of course fails in this case to give the Walk the serious attention it deserves… sigh.

We’re working on better media, folks. In the meantime, keep up the Walks! They really help spread awareness.

‘The Walking Dead’ Branches Out Into Novels

Posted By on August 14, 2011

Well, it seems that Robert Kirkman’s shadowy web of evil continues to expand:

Robert Kirkman’s first in a three book series with Thomas Dunne Books, an imprint of St. Martin’s Press will hit shelves nationwide October 11th and is now available for pre-sale on Amazon.com. The book, which Kirkman co-authored with horror genre vet Jay Bonansinga, is titled The Walking Dead: The Rise of the Governor.

In The Walking Dead, there is no greater villain than The Governor. The despot who runs the walled-off town of Woodbury, has his own sick sense of justice: whether forcing prisoners to battle zombies in an arena for the townspeople’s amusement, or chopping off the appendages of those who cross him. The Governor was voted “Villain of the Year” by Wizard Magazine the year he debuted, and his story arc was the most controversial in the 7-year history of The Walking Dead comic book series. Now, for the first time, fans of TWD will discover how The Governor became the man he is, and what drove him to such extremes.

Given the nature of Kirkman’s work one can only assume that there will be plenty of gratuitous and excessive violence against Zombies to ‘spice up’ this prose work as well.

An entire novel about a despot who forces Zombies to pit-fight vicious Survivors; what is the world coming to?