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More ‘Don’t Use the Zed Word’ Hijinks

Posted By on August 8, 2011

Really, people, just stop it:

Let’s not turn our kids into fear-filled zombies!

By Scott Sager
for The Brooklyn Paper

Did you hear the one about the boys attacked by a big, brown bear in Alaska? No joke, true story. Just a couple of weeks ago, a group of boys on a wilderness learning trip encountered a bear and her cub, and four of them were mauled.

My 16-year-old daughter could have been there. She was on a similar adventure trip in the middle of nowhere. She made it home safely, had a great trip and is eager to head out the door on her next adventure.

That’s it, the sole mention of Zombies in the entire piece is in the title, not as a group of people with a different Vitality Status, nor even as caricatured monsters from fiction. The author merely needed a ‘bad word’ to use for people averse to risk.

He affirms, without mentioning the Differently Animated directly, this interpretation later in the piece:

Should I lock my girls away from the world? Of course not. Should I constantly remind them of the dangers surrounding them and insist on their protection and safety? Not if it would simply turn them into frightened, timid, boring creatures that look like my daughters.

Frightened, timid and boring? I’ve heard a lot of insults to Zombiedom in my day, believe me, but this is new.

For the last time, mainstream press, STOP using ‘Zombie’ as a lazy synonym for ‘Thing I Do Not Like’! It just makes you look like a bunch of semi-literate, bigoted, Living Supremacist hacks.

Which, granted, you might well be. For shame.

A Zombie Apocalypse Rock Opera?

Posted By on August 8, 2011

We try to be optimistic about new forms of Zombie Media here at the ZRC after the stellar experience that was ‘Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story’, but I don’t think we’ll be able to get behind this new rock opera about the Zombie Apocalypse:

Actor Samn Wright, like a number of other stage performers in Kansas City, has an alternative life as a musician.

And he plans to merge those worlds Friday night when he and a select group of performers present “Slaughterhouse Opera” at the Living Room. Wright wrote the piece, including 12 original songs.

“We were a very theatrical, experimental band, and one day we had an idea that we would write a rock opera about the zombie apocalypse, which the members of the band would perform,” he said.

The plot: “Five survivors of the zombie apocalypse all scramble to enact their plans to save humanity, which conflict with one another and culminate in a perfect storm of zombie mayhem,” Wright said.

Once again we see the false dichotomy being presented here with Zombies not being part of humanity but rather some nefarious force set to destroy it, with only a handful of Survivors standing in the way of the Undead.

*sigh*

Naturally, we strongly disapprove of this zero-sum thinking here at the ZRC. In fact, we advise people not to use the term ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ in the first place; we’d much rather the less inflammatory ‘Global Reanimation Block Party’.

Still, if you’re in Kansas City on August 30th and want to report back on this show to the ZRC, please feel free.

This Story’s Just Creepy and Bigoted

Posted By on August 8, 2011

We talk a lot on the ZRC blog about the tendency for Anti-Zombie prejudice to lead people to classify anything or anyone they personally dislike as a ‘Zombie’. A lot. We even have a tag for it, ‘Don’t Use the Zed Word‘, here on the blog.

However we’ve rarely seen a case this brazen:

One particular item stood out in the stack of stuff Democratic county Supervisor Richard Elías brought with him to this week’s board meeting.

A notebook. Title: “The Book of Zombies.” Illustration: a number of howling faces of animated corpses in various stages of ugly.

It’s got a bunch of blank pages in it for note-taking. Except for the first one. There, Elías has etched names of folks he thinks qualifies as zombies.

One of them is Joe Sweeney, the now-deceased perennial Republican candidate most known for railing against illegal immigration at public forums.

Elías won’t dish on the other names, except to say there are eight. They don’t have to be dead. But they’re all people who have made an appearance at some point before the board. You thought he was just taking notes on all your salient points.

He didn’t say if he’s taking nominations, but if he is, it could be a stiff race. (That hurt. Apologies.)

Yes, it’s really good that an elected official is taking notes on his personal enemies in public, labelling them as being members of an oppressed minority group. /sarcasm

Seriously, what is wrong with this individual? Has he been spending too much time watching ‘The Walking Dead’? Is he a diehard Romero cultist? Perhaps he was simply raised in a Living Supremacist household?

The mind boggles. Can’t Richard Elías sympathize with the Differently Animated even a little? Why does he feel the need to use their name and image to attack his personal and political enemies in this fashion?

For shame, Richard Elías. For shame.

A Misguided Protest/Exercise in Greenface

Posted By on August 7, 2011

We like to highlight public events featuring Zombies participating peacefully in civic discourse, or even just the Living dressing as Differently Animated citizens, in some circumstances. The ZRC remains wary and vigilant against exploitation and defamation of the Differently Animated community at these protests, however, and unfortunately we sometimes see just that:

Those in Downtown Knoxville might have noticed a crowd of people with signs in Market Square on Friday evening, some of whom were dressed like zombies.

The zombies were in fact people rallying against TVA’s proposed construction of a new nuclear reactor at its Bellefonte Nuclear site.

Protestors said the reason they dressed up like zombies is because trying to build a new reactor at TVA’s Bellefonte nuclear site in Alabama would be like trying to bring something back from the dead.

What the? I mean, seriously? This isn’t even a decent ANALOGY. A shiny *new* reactor is not bringing anything *back* from anywhere! That’s like saying a baby is an attempt to bring society back from the dead. Wha?

Some days I long for an adversary who at least knows how to construct proper and internally consistent propaganda.

Meanwhile, for shame on these protesters for attempting to tie Zombies negatively to yet another random personal grievance, this time against nuclear power.

For shame.

‘World War Z’ Gets Hungry (For Something Other than Prejudice)

Posted By on August 7, 2011

I am continually saddened by the level of community support for this awful project:

Filming in Cornwall of Brad Pitt’s latest blockbuster was nearly brought to a halt for lack of sustenance – until a local delicacy saved the day.

The 47-year-old Hollywood superstar is in Cornwall filming scenes for zombie action film World War Z off the English Channel coast and on a ship in Falmouth harbour.

But when rough seas hampered delivery of lunch to hundreds of the cast and crew offshore, some of the 500 local extras suggested they try Cornish pasties.

Local bakery firm Rowe’s was brought in, and sent 700 pasties to the production to feed all the hungry mouths.

“All of our staff involved can now say with a sense of pride they contributed to the production of a film starring one of Hollywood’s best know actors,” Mr Pearce added.

It is unclear whether Pitt himself tried a pasty, as he is reportedly a vegetarian and one of the main ingredients is beef.

I wonder if part of Pitt’s prejudice against Zombies comes from their nutritional needs, and how some of them regrettably but unavoidably need to eat human flesh to survive?

If so that is just another layer of unfortunate prejudice to add to the list.

For shame, err, Cornwall I suppose, for supporting this film.

The New York Times Publishes Another Anti-Zombie Hatchet Job

Posted By on August 7, 2011

We’ve had our issues with, well, most of the mainstream press here at the ZRC. That’s why I’ve got searchable tags for Journamalism *and* Mainstream Media, after all.

Still, the New York Times seems to want to make a name for itself with narrow-minded Anti-Zombie vision, and this latest take on recent Zombie literature is a slightly-more-informed-than-average variation on the Zombie bashing theme:

The Romero-type zombie, very much the dominant form these days, multiplies by contagion, like a virus: it feeds on flesh, and its bite is lethal, so even those semi-fortunate humans who aren’t wholly devoured, but merely gnawed upon, die and come back as shuffling, hollow-eyed flesh-eaters themselves.

It was not always thus. Time was, the mere idea that a corpse could come back to life and walk the earth (however slowly) seemed sufficiently creepy. The monster in Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” did have some anger-management issues, but until “Night of the Living Dead” most resurrected cadavers had been pretty placid. The title creature of Jacques Tourneur’s weirdly lyrical 1943 movie, “I Walked With a Zombie,” doesn’t eat flesh and is entirely unthreatening to the living beings around her; all that’s horrifying is the unnatural, unassimilable fact of her existence. That’s not enough anymore: nature isn’t what it used to be, after all. And to be repelled by a woman just because she has returned from the dead could be considered a tad judgmental.

Actually, we think that being repelled by someone just because they’re a Zombie is more than a TAD judgmental, here at The Zombie Rights Campaign. We call that behavior out for what it is: prejudice. Bigotry.

Moving on the author raises some valid points about the ‘Survivor’ mentality that permeates modern Anti-Zombie fiction, but fails to note the relatively rare, but still vital, cracks in the edifice of the Living Supremacist literature canon:

In fiction, however, these alarming entities have fewer obvious attractions because, unlike vampires, werewolves, demons, witches, goblins and shape-shifters, zombies can’t plausibly be endowed with rich, complex inner lives. They don’t even have personalities.

All these literary products are, in varying degrees, worth reading, or at least dipping into on one of those days when you’re not feeling unambiguously alive yourself. But taken as a whole the recent onslaught of zombie fiction is wearying. There’s a certain monotony built into the genre: in too many of these tales, the flesh-chompers advance, are repelled, advance again and are repelled again, more or less ad infinitum.

Modern-day zombie stories often read like plague narratives, in which a panicky populace struggles to deal with a threat that’s overwhelming, unceasing and apparently uncontrollable.

Naturally this is an oversimplification; there are lots of other takes on Zombiism that take the form of the written word (or comic-books, which the review covers by mentioning The Walking Dead in passing)

Ironically, there are a number of great alternative takes on Zombie short fiction in one of the anthologies he mentions, ‘The Living Dead’, which I really need to formally review here on the blog. Some of them are wistful, some are sad, but many are very sympathetic to the Zombie and most strive not to be simple Romero rehashes.
The ZRC very much appreciated ‘The Dishonored Dead’ by Robert Swartwood, a story about a very different idea of Zombiedom indeed. ‘Breathers’ by S. G. Browne, while not a Zombie Friendly book, was one fairly high-profile recent novel to feature thinking, feeling Zombies; and we’ve heard very good things about ‘Brains: A Zombie Memoir’ by Robin Becker. ‘Monster Island’ and its sequels feature many Zombies as complicated characters, along with of course some regrettable retrograde ideas about the Differently Animated. They were bestsellers so it’s not like you can call them obscure, either.

And of course, it should go without saying that any review of Zombie literature that fails to even *mention* the Discworld novels and Sir Terry Pratchett’s sympathetic views on the Differently Animated is inherently flawed.

As for comics the Romero Zombie stereotype is the rarity there, rather than the norm. ‘Marvel Zombies’, ‘I, Zombie’, ‘Deadpool Merc with a Mouth’, ‘The Littlest Zombie’, the list goes on and on. Many of these stories are not Zombie Friendly, but very few are Romero-esque. Indeed, ‘The Walking Dead’ is in part noteworthy for how closely it hews to Romero, including the concept of universal infection that informs Romero movies but is absent in almost all the derivations others make of his work.

It’s also noteworthy for selling a bajillion copies. Blast you, Robert Kirkman!!

The NYT piece concludes by praising a Zombie Apocalypse novel that differs from the perceived norm because it features a sort of upbeat spiritualism as the anchor to its slaughter of Zombies.. and somehow this too is a radical change. Really? Well-adjusted slaughtering Survivors, that’s what you were looking for, Terrence Rafferty? Good to know.. I guess.

It’s just sad that the New York Times is willing to publish such a hateful sentiment.

World War Z Gets Another Big Name

Posted By on August 6, 2011

Sigh. The number of Hollywood stars who’ve decided to let their Anti-Zom flag fly and sign on for World War Z is depressing sometimes.

Case in point:

Bryan Cranston – who has shown his diversity as an actor in AMC’s incredible “Breaking Bad” – is in negotiations to join Paramount’s World War Z, a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Brad Pitt, writes THR.

The role is said to be small but flashy; little is known about the part.

It isn’t just Brad Pitt willing to stick his neck out to spread Anti-Zombie fear, we have to remember, this movie could not be made without the enthusiastic participation of thousands of seemingly normal people, people like Bryan Cranston.

For shame.

Daleks and Zombies

Posted By on August 6, 2011

No, this isn’t one of those obnoxious ‘vs’ competitions where Zombies are forced to fight some fictional villains for sport, but rather, a comparison of the treatment of two sets of ‘villains’ by the public.

Zombies, as we’ve documented, get demagogued and fearmongered against by libraries, directing this miseducation even at vulnerable children and impressionable teens.

What about the Daleks? Now, don’t get me wrong, I think Daleks are, as far as villainous supertechnological alien invaders go, pretty much the best in class. But they are also genocidal psychopaths with a penchant for attempts to blow up the planet, universe, even multiverse.

So how would libraries treat Daleks in the presence of children? At least as shoddily as Zombies, right?

Well, no. Not at all:

A SCI-FI bad guy landed at Stourbridge Library on Saturday to help young bookworms develop their reading skills.

The Dr Who villain called at the Crown Centre on Saturday (July 30) as part of the annual national summer reading challenge for children aged from four to 11.

Daleks are invited to help children learn to read, not subjected to persecution by invited guests of the library staff. (What the Daleks get out of this I cannot imagine)

A starker contrast I cannot imagine. Zombies? Demonized at libraries, children taught to fear and destroy. Daleks? Pose for pictures with youngsters clutching books at an annual reading event.

Ugggghh. The hypocrisy of it all is making me feel a bit ill.

Another Anti-Zombie Library?

Posted By on August 6, 2011

We brought you news here on the ZRC blog before about a Minnesota public library’s tragic decision to use its position in the community to spread Anti-Zombie prejudice to children. That was a ghastly story and quite shocking.

Horrifyingly, it seems to be only one instance.. of a trend:

There have been unconfirmed reports of teenage zombies being spotted in town this weekend…well kind of.

Youngsters just like Emma, covered in black face paint and stage blood shuffled around like the undead in the Glen Rock Public Library for the first-ever “Zombie Mystery Night.”

The event, which was open for kids from sixth grade to twelfth grade, was the brainchild — mmmm, brains — of Teen Reference Librarian Ian Parsells and his Teen Advisory Group and was designed to be a fun and creative alternative for local teens to have fun at the library.

As opposed to *reading* at a library. Hmm.

Still, it could have been a fun and festive occasion, if not for the obvious Anti-Zombie slant that was incorporated into the event:

As part of the night’s activities, funded by The Friends of Glen Rock Library, the kids in attendance had three objectives.

The first goal was for the “zombies” to figure out who the “first biter” was — basically, who was responsible for the ensuing apocalypse. The zombies also needed to determine the “last survivor.”

This unknown person left clues throughout the library that told the story of how the zombie outbreak began, and subsequently led them to their final answer needed — the cause for their garish appearances and flesh-craving tendencies.

The first three people who figured out the answers received zombie-themed prizes that ranged from zombie board games, “Marvel Zombies” comic books and a large, ghoulish-looking mask.

And here it is: The ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ rears its ugly head, being used once again to indoctrinate children against the Differently Animated.

And look! They even give out ‘Marvel Zombies’ comics as a prize.

Err… wait.

Those comic books are all labeled by Marvel with a ‘Parental Advisory’ warning – and it’s well-justified, believe me I know, I’ve read every single one. We *own* every single one and have copies in the ZRC’s library. (I’d say it’s in the Restricted Section but really, it’s just the two of us here at the main compound most days, the whole place is pretty restricted.)

This event was open to kids as young as sixth grade, and the girl the article mentions, Emma, was 11. I’m.. not sure 11 year olds should be reading Marvel Zombies.

Anyone really, but especially kids that age.

Yeesh. So not only was this library promoting Anti-Zombie intolerance, they were doing so with extremely gory, hyperviolent comics as prizes? For kids?

*facepalm*

A final note to keep you up at night: there’s another one of these Zombie Hating Indoctrination Events on the calendar for even *younger* kids:

The night was expected to be so successful; a second “Zombie Mystery Night” for fifth and sixth grade students was added to accommodate the growing number of interested kids that will be held on Saturday Aug. 6.

Greaaaaaaaaat.

For the record, this Glenn Patch Public Library is in New Jersey, and their website is located here.

I would advise Zombies to find another, friendlier place to check out books for the time being. Seems a bit.. bigoted.. in this one.

New Publisher Imprint ‘Print Is Dead’ Specializes In Anti-Zombie Fiction, Prejudice

Posted By on August 4, 2011

Given the explosion of Anti-Zombie and outright Living Supremacist fiction over the last few years, it was probably inevitable that we would see publishing imprints dedicated explicitly to publishing more attacks on the Differently Animated.

And so it has come to pass with ‘Print is Dead’:

Print Is Dead is up and shambling, keeping us running like a demonic flesheater. It started with Mason James Cole’s Pray to Stay Dead, with Nate Southard’s Scavengers and John Sebastian Gorumba’s World in Red hot on its heels! All three were extremely well-received at this year’s World Horror Convention in Austin, Texas.

Yes, even their press releases are explicitly Anti-Zombie. What about the three books mentioned you ask?

Well, they seem to be much the same. The Amazon descriptions of the books are even more informative and leave little doubt: all three books are about the myth of the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’, beloved on the paranoid Anti-Zombie fringe but a scenario unsupported by history or reason.

So what we’ve got here is a publishing unit that is explicitly dedicated to printing books the ZRC can hate. That’s.. *sigh* kind of depressing really.

Add them to the Amazon wishlist I guess; our reviewing work is never done.