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‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ – A ZRC Review

Posted By on June 30, 2011

The ZRC’s Cultural Historian Andrew Leal suggested that I take a look at ‘Mind My Brains, Darling’, a new web comedy series concerning the Differently Animated, and I’m glad that he did so, as it has turned out to offer us a small glimmer of hope from increasingly Anti-Zombie Europe.

‘Mind My Brains, Darling’ is an alternate history period piece, set in 1979 in what’s left of the United Kingdom after a globe-devastating Zombie Apocalypse. Only England survived the outbreak as ‘plucky’ British scientists found a treatment for the Zombile population, curing them of their need to eat human flesh. A subsequent legal ruling establishing that Zombies were not ‘dead’ meant that the state had to reintegrate these individuals, who still suffered some unfortunate side effects from their Zombification. Prejudice and misunderstanding, along with rampant fear, remain endemic.

All of this is the setup for a very *British* comedy series:

Set in Britain in 1979, Mind My Brains, Darling! follows the ups and downs of family life with the Worthingtons – a typical family with a mum, dad, two kids and a grandfather. Typical that is, for a peri-apocalyptic society ravaged by war and zombies for the past 4 years. Oh, and the dad is a Zombie.

Following in the Great British sitcom tradition, Mind My Brains, Darling! can best be described as ‘Terry and June‘ married by ‘The Vicar of Dibley‘ meets ‘Dad’s Army‘ by way of ‘Shaun Of The Dead‘. Each episode is 5-8 minutes long and is a self-contained story. Season 1 will comprise 6 episodes.

The first two episodes of ‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ are currently up and available at Blip.tv, with more to follow, leaving the question for the Zombie Rights movement: how do Zombies fare in the show, and how does it relate to The Cause?

Well.. it’s a bit of a mixed bag, honestly. Zombies are depicted here as more or less mentally incapacitated invalids, people who shamble from place to place, flail wildly while trying to accomplish basic tasks, and groan constantly.

On the other hand, the featured Zombie, family man Jeremy, comes off about as well as any other adult authority figure. A recurring joke seems to be how similar Jeremy’s current state is to the family’s retired Grandfather, a man still oriented to his days in the military whom everyone refers to as ‘The Colonel’. The Colonel is also a character who communicates in unintelligible (to the audience) noises, and who almost never leaves the comfort of his chair in the dining room, watching over the rest of the family.

Larger society has a complex relationship with the Zombie population. There is an elaborate and somewhat sly alternate history presented as ancillary material to the show, detailing how a very poorly acronymed Zombie Rights group won a landmark court ruling in Post-Apocalyptic Britain respecting the fundamental legal existence of the Undead – but most likely only because of a severe post-war labor shortage. The Undead are corralled into menial labor fields, despite their apparent relative lack of coordination, and paid a minimum wage, while the rest of society struggles on in a largely agrarian quasi-subsistence existence.

Naturally up to this point you would be forgiven for expecting this review to land somewhere south of the Zombie Neutral line; we have a Zombie Apocalypse, an oppressed minority (or perhaps, globally a majority) population of the Differently Animated who suffer from stereotyping and distrust by the remaining Living population, who are still constantly in search of a ‘Cure’ for their ‘disease’. However…

In spite of all that, the ‘cannibalistic plague’, the quasi-slave labor, the official state sanctioned oppression, the intolerance and misunderstanding, the fact remains that Jeremy’s Living family loves and accepts him, defends his continued existence from a paranoid world, and trusts him implicitly. That counts; that counts for a lot, in fact, here at the ZRC. It serves as a useful model of peaceful coexistence, mutual understanding and respect, even love for your fellow man (who happens to be a Zombie).

We’ve given Zombie Friendly ratings before in the past to stories that sympathize with the Undead even while portraying their Unlives under difficult circumstances, and I see no reason to break that tradition here. There is much to like in ‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ from a Zombie Rights perspective, and we hope the series continues to live up to the already high standards for tolerance and even affection toward Zombies that it has already established for itself.

The Zombie Rights Campaign awards ‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ a Zombie Friendly rating as of its second episode; as with all episodic content, the rating may be reviewed and updated as events warrant.

Scones and Zombie tolerance, anyone?

‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ can be seen on Blip.tv here.

Additional Notes: ‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ is presented in ‘Bodyline’, a unique cinematographic technique tailored for web video. Rest assured, you are not somehow losing the top to every frame, you are not supposed to be able to see the characters’ faces.

Also: Given that this is quasi vintage Brit-com, expect pratfalls, occasional innuendo and lots of exasperated tolerance of the unceasing minor frustrations of day to day life. Also, constant tea-drinking.

‘World War Z’ Looks for Gullible Extras to Spread Hatred of Zombies

Posted By on June 30, 2011

I had sincerely hoped that this behemoth of Anti-Zombie prejudice masquerading as a film would crash and burn, but it seems that ‘World War Z’ is a reality we will have to confront for some time to come:

This summer World War Z is going to be shot within England and they need a TON of extras. Being an American made film they are eager to cast North Americans for the rolls. However you shouldn’t be worried if you aren’t in the military as civilians are being recruited as extras as well from July to October!

Ah yes. It’s little wonder that ‘World War Z’ would be shot in England, what with the rising tide of Anti-Zombie hate that’s washing over Europe in the last year or so. Yet they don’t just want to inflame tensions amongst the Living and the Differently Animated in Europe, no; they want to make sure that any North American citizens in the UK get a chance to mug for the camera and ‘fight’ some Zombies, aka, massacre them on screen.

Yes, they have not forgotten the American audience for Living Supremacist celluloid; not by a long shot.

It’s like the evil Anti-Zombie version of ‘It’s a Small World’: bringing the whole planet together.. in hate.

Max Brooks is such a bad man for starting the ball rolling on this entire affair. Such a very, very bad man.

‘Best Zombie Sites’ Poll Apparently Lacks a Single Zombie Rights Organization

Posted By on June 30, 2011

Now, we’re not in this business for the fame or adulation, but I’d like to think that The Zombie Rights Campaign has, by now, earned a little bit of recognition as a leader in the burgeoning Zombie Rights Movement, at least here in America.

Yet this poll to determine the ‘Best Zombie Site’ not only lacks us as a voting option – it seems to lack a single Zombie Rights organization, or even a strongly Zombie Friendly social group!

Outrageous, isn’t it?

Look at the kinds of sites they *do* list though. Currently in the running at #1 is ‘Zombies Eat People’, a fearmongering site promoting ugly stereotypes about the peaceful Zombie population. #2 is ‘The Australian Zombie Awareness Association‘, a compendium of post-apocalyptic ‘survival’ plans and guides, once again spreading the erroneous notion that Zombies automatically equal some sort of End of the World scenario.

Riiiiiight.

There are 48 more sites, mostly like those, although our trusted source BuyZombie.com is also in the running. Mostly, however, it’s one page after another pandering to the worst and ugliest prejudices about the Undead, with nary a Zombie Friendly website to be found.

Why would this be? I can only assume… Anti-Zombie sentiment.

For shame. Simply: for shame.

‘Death Valley’ Show on MTV Proves Two Things: 1) MTV Has No Interest in Music, and 2) MTV Hates the Differently Animated

Posted By on June 30, 2011

Here’s something that came to us via the grapevine recently: MTV, which for the younger out there once stood for ‘Music Television’, has a new Anti-Differently Animated show in the works, which slams Vampires, Werewolves and Zombies in order to stage some wacky COPS-style sitcom.

Seriously:

Holy shit! Check out the trailer for “DEATH VALLEY,” the MTV series about cops that chase zombies, vampires and werewolves. I kicked it all off back in January and directed the first two episodes.

There’s some history to shows dealing with the Differently Animated or somewhat similar characters in the context of police work; ‘Special Unit 2′ dealt with many Non-Conventionally Human characters, both villains and protagonists. ‘Angel’, the spinoff from Joss Whedon’s ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’, also featured a number of the Differently Animated, though rarely Zombies, and not in a particularly flattering light when they did appear.

Still, whereas ‘Angel’ tried to address the topic of the plight of the DA as a class seriously, and ‘Special Unit 2′ did so comedically, this new show ‘Dead Valley’ is just crass, ugly and defamatory, if the trailer is any indication.

Observe:

Tags: MTV Shows

Look at that! Teaching a kindergarten (or so) aged class how to kill Zombies? The casual, wanton violence? The obvious hatred? The police brutality?

This is a very, very ugly show by all appearances. The trailer by itself would easily earn a Living Supremacist rating; one imagines the actual episodes could only be worse still.

Tragic and shocking.

Why couldn’t MTV stick to programming at least tangentially related to music? Even ‘Beavis and Butthead’ was a music video satire at first. Why do we have to have violent, Anti-Zombie sludge like ‘Death Valley’ shoved down our throats instead?

Is MTV just that Anti-Zombie?

Zombie Doorstop Allows Living to Literally Oppress the Undead, Failblog Fails to Consider Zombie Feelings

Posted By on June 29, 2011

I have to say, sometimes Living Supremacists take things too literally. You don’t actually have to grind Zombies into the dirt to keep them down… but if you are that literal, it seems there are those out there with products in mind for you:

Win? Try lose!

Perhaps needless to say, a doorstop shaped like a suffering Zombie cut in half, pleading for assistance? That is remarkably repulsive and shockingly lacking in empathy.

As the image indicates, Failblog originally wrote about this atrocity, and they have links to the merchants of hate who are selling it as well.

Epic win? More like Epic fail, you Zombie Haters!

This doorstopper has officially earned our lowest rating and is duly marked as Living Supremacist.

Functional but hateful.

Band Anthrax Releases Anti-Zombie Hate Anthem ‘Fight’em ’til You Can’t’

Posted By on June 29, 2011

Naturally news of the latest big Anti-Zombie hate song comes to us from our evil alternate universe counterparts over at the ‘Zombie Research Society’:

Back in late April, 2011 ZRS head Matt Mogk and Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian sat down to talk zombies. You can read their full conversation on the Suicide Girls blog HERE.

Now Ian and his band have just release a zombie-themed song called Fight’em ’til You Can’t, and they’re offering it as a free download on their website. Did we mention it is totally FREE?

Yes indeed, it is free, if you agree to give over an email address that their TOS says they can spam basically until Doomsday.

Luckily I know how to use email filters.

Sleazy net marketing tactics aside (I expect nothing less of Anti-Zombie types), how is the song?

Well, it’s as bad as you’re expecting it would be – times two.

Check out some of the lyrics (as best I can deduce):

‘The murder in your eyes is just the urge to stay alive, you’ve gotta fight ‘em!’

‘In the end of everything
the Dead will rise and sing
Fight ‘em till you can’t fight no more!
The war is almost won(?)
Raise your guns alone
Fight ‘em till you can’t fight no more!’

Etc.

As should be obvious at the dialogue-and-peaceful-reconciliation oriented Zombie Rights Campaign, we highly disapprove of these divisive, even outright warmongering tactics. Zombies are not something with ‘evil souls’ (another song lyric) to be dispatched – they are your friends, your neighbors and family, who just so happen to no longer be conventionally alive.

Is that so wrong? We think not.

‘Fight ‘em ’til You Can’t’ by Anthrax therefore receives our lowest rating, the Living Supremacist mark of shame:

What an awful, hateful, noisy song.

Resources Page Updated with New Literature!

Posted By on June 29, 2011

Just click here to see our Resources page, which contains an all new pamphlet: ‘Zombies in the Workforce’, a ZRC guide to peaceful cooperation and full integration of the modern workplace, populated by both the Living and the Differently Animated!

This short guide will give you useful information and provide handy tips for breaking the ice and socializing with someone from a Vitality Status you may not be entirely familiar with. We provide it, as always, at no charge to our loyal readership.

Learn, and of course, enjoy!

Yet Another Childhood Game Sullied by Prejudice

Posted By on June 28, 2011

Yes, the Anti-Zombie bigots seem determined to ruin all sorts of fun games with their prejudice. I mean, ‘Humans vs. Zombies’ takes all the fun out of NERF gun fights, and we’ve already talked about the prospect of ‘Zombie Tag’. What’s next, Zombie Pinatas?

Seriously, it is:

Zombie Piñata is an action packed game for the iPhone and iPod touch, fight your way through over 30 stages of pure madness while fighting the now evil piñatas, find their lair deep in the Mayan archeological site and face the biggest zombie piñata of them all: Piñaton!

Oh sure, now that they’re ZOMBIES they’re automatically EVIL. Way to let your bigot flag fly, developers!

They’ve turned a perfectly innocent childhood expression of violence and the lust for candy into something twisted and selfish. For shame.

Naturally there’s a trailer and it’s full of pointless violence against the Undead:

The ZRC strongly condemns this mixture of harmless and enthusiastic childhood physicality with an attack on the Differently Animated.. even if those Differently Animated happen to have been pinatas before reanimation/animation.

It’s still wrong.

For shame.

‘The Walking Dead’ Wins Saturn Award, Showing that Saturn Awards Harbor Vicious Anti-Zombie Prejudice

Posted By on June 28, 2011

It’s always sad to learn that an august body harbors hateful prejudice. It might be your local school board, unhappy about allowing a Zombie child to attend, or your local hospital, unwilling to treat the broken arm of a Zombie.

Or it might be the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, which handed out a formerly respectable award to infamous and bloody Anti-Zombie spectacle ‘The Walking Dead’:

On a relaxing Southern California afternoon, amidst the beautiful backdrop of the San Gabriel Mountains, The Castaway set the scene for the 37th Annual Saturn Awards. The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films proudly presented the awards to its winners and special award recipients.

Best TV Presentation: “The Walking Dead”

‘The Walking Dead’ was seriously your idea of the best sci-fi, fantasy or horror show on television last year? You didn’t even TRY to take Zombie feelings into account, did you?

I guess we know where the Academy stands on the issue of Zombie Rights.

For shame, Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films. For shame.

From Dread Central via BuyZombie

Emma Stone Declines Bigoted Role in ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’

Posted By on June 28, 2011

Emma Stone played one of the female leads in the notoriously offensive Anti-Zombie film ‘Zombieland’, so she was naturally considered a shoe-in as a candidate to play the lead in ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’, an upcoming film adaptation of the also notorious book.

However, Ms. Stone has apparently declined the role:

Emma Stone passed on the heroine role in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Lionsgate’s adaptation of the Seth Grahame-Smith novel that mixes the 1813 Jane Austen classic with a legion of bloodthirsty zombies.

In this case, an offer was made but it never got to the negotiation stage, I’m told.

Has Ms. Stone turned over a new and Zombie Friendlier leaf, or was this just about turning down a particular project at a particular time?

Inquiring Zombie Friendly minds want to know.

From Deadline via BuyZombie.