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On DRM and Books and Other Things (A Not-Strictly-Zombie-Related Discussion)

Posted By on December 1, 2011

A discussion came up on Twitter about the issue of DRM and books after I stated my distaste for the practice. When the art director got home from work we talked about it too, and both concluded that one of the chief evils of DRM on books is that books are meant to be readable, if not in perpetuity, then as closely as we can get to perpetuity short of chiseling stone tablets.

DRM-locked ebooks and audiobooks, on the other hand, are readable only so long as the knowledge of how to unlock them is available, and so long as such unlocking is legal and practical to perform. In the Present of a DRM locked works’ lifetime, the DRM’s effectiveness at keeping unwanted people out is usually measured in hours, days, or perhaps weeks; someone on the internet will crack it eventually, it’s almost inevitable.

But in the future, that workaround, and indeed, the original, legal, copyright-gods approved method of reading/listening to the book may be lost to the grey mists of time. It becomes less a book, and more a waste of bytes.

Even back here in the present, where interested parties can usually find a method, although sometimes rather time-intensive, to crack the DRM on anything, it’s still often a pain in the butt. I once just had to buy Megas XLR from the iTunes store, and of course, it had video DRM. And that meant it was basically impossible to play on our tv setup at the time.

So I used Tunebite to get around that via the magic of the analog hole; Tunebite doesn’t break ‘copyright protection’ per se, it just waits for the authorized program to break it, and then Tunebite remembers everything that it sees and hears like a dutiful spy. Handy, and at least plausibly legal even in our litigious age.

This was literally the only way to legally purchase the show and reward the hard-working people who made it, and the only way we could watch what I had purchased, together. I had to do it in a batch job overnight because purchasing the show, and indeed the fact that it *could* now be purchased in a high res, high quality version, authorized version, was a surprise gift for the art director.

Twenty years from now, the unlocked files I created will still be playable, most likely. The iTunes DRM-constrained ones? Who knows.

But with books it goes a lot further than that. Books are designed to be experienced by humans directly, not interpreted by computer code. Ebooks get a little more complicated than that, but they’re designed to parallel that experience. Audiobooks too. So that’s the standard for accessibility we should judge them by, and in the case of DRM e/audiobooks, they fall drastically short. Not only do you have to have the ability to display them, you have to have the ability to convince the book that you’re *allowed* to read it. But companies and authentication methods (and communities of hackers to get around them) are relatively short-lived things compared to the life of a paper book.

If you lose the ability to unlock your ebook or audiobook, having the file and a computer won’t mean much to a future person wanting to read/hear it.

Which brings us to the art director’s concrete example. During the course of our conversation the topic of old books we own came up, and she told me that she owns a few really, really old ones. Far older than we are, or our parents are, or our grandparents are. Fragile, perhaps, but still readable to anyone who opens them.

How old, I wanted to know?

Well, this old:

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Yes, this book apparently dates from the Civil War. No joke. And it still *works*, because the goal was to make something that could be read for years to come, not to prevent the ‘wrong’ people from reading it in the first place.

We only have Volume 2, but Google has Volume 1 digitized and online. Apparently there were five volumes in total. (If someone at Google wants to scan ours and add it to the set we’d be happy to oblige).

You can tell that it’s passed through quite a few hands to get to us as well. Little things, almost like archaeology, talk about past owners and readers.

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Apparently it spent some time in St. Helena, California, for example.

Someone who owned it used cut out pictures from magazines as bookmarks:

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Even what’s left of the bookmark is still useable to convey information after who knows how many years. On one side, you have a junkyard:

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And on the other side, a picture of another planet or moon, Mars or Ganymede I think, someone feel free to correct me:

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The publisher is still around too, after a fashion; they’ve been sold again and again through the decades.

If you bought an ebook today, do you think Amazon would still be around to unlock it for one of your descendants in 140 years?

So no, I don’t want DRM on books. If I have another option, I’ll take it, which means even though I like ebooks as a format I prefer to buy paper copies, or DRM free ones from Fictionwise. The same goes for everything else; I never bought a single album via download until the DRM free options became available, sticking to shiny plastic. Now I buy tons of mp3s, and have gotten lazy about ripping CDs when I can have Amazon make them for me.

Yes, you can always get around the DRM on ebooks, in the here and now. It took about thirty seconds of googling to figure out how to get around the DRM on Kindle files or Audible ebooks. I can preserve the use of this book for a distant future me, or future generations, protect the ebook from itself. But why should that be *my* responsibility in the first place?

The point of a book is to be read, after all.

PS: I have no idea what this stuff written inside the spine means but it’s fascinating:

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PPS: None of this is meant as a condemnation of authors who sell ebooks on audible/amazon. It’s not like it’s up to them about the DRM the e-tailers and publishers push on people.

The Zombie Rights Campaign’s Trip to the Great Debate in Victoria, Texas

Posted By on December 1, 2011

We came, we saw, we did noble battle against the forces of intolerance.

Well, *I* did, anyway.

Yes, the trip to engage in a heated ideological struggle for the promotion of Undead Equality has been successfully completed, and I am here to tell about it. And brag about it.

Really brag about it.

As mentioned previously on the blog, the ZRC was invited to come to the University of Houston-Victoria to debate one of their Professors on the subject of Zombie Rights after our scathing indictment of their selection of ‘World War Z’ for their Community of Readers program on campus.

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Mental note: criticize more universities so we can get more speaking opportunities to spread the world about Zombie Rights.

And so on Tuesday I got on a series of planes to fly, then drive, down to Victoria, Texas for this mighty struggle of empathy and imagination!

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(the poster on display at the entrance to University West, the building holding our debate venue)

My adversary? Professor Justin Bell, trained in the arts of philosophy, who had sadly chosen to use his skills with rhetoric for the cause of Evil.

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(A den of wickedness)

The venue? Alcorn Auditorium.

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So how did it go?

Pretty darn well! We debated back and forth, somewhat contentiously, and the moderator had to step in a few times to maintain order. I think the ZRC message of Zombie tolerance came through pretty well, and more than a few Anti-Zombie tropes and stereotypes were exposed as the product of ignorance and fear.

We argued over topics like ‘Are Zombies Dangerous?’ and discussed the need for legal protection for the Zombie Community against discrimination. Cultural issues came up, and the question of whether Zombie Rights was a Northern concern, or in the case of the UK Zombie Rights struggle, a foreign one, was discussed as well. The ZRC believes, however, that all regions of this great nation are ready for the cause of Undead Equality. We concede that some areas, like Chicago in particular, have long been hotbeds for Zombie Rights agitation, but empathy and compassion know no state boundaries, and Texas is home to the ZRC’s Cultural Historian Andrew Leal, proving, I think, that the state has been ready to hear more of our message for years already.

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(Zombie Friendly Chicago, as seen from the air)

Then after the verbal jousting, the university treated both debaters to some Texas BBQ to help mend the rift between us.

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Hmm, barbecue.

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Once again the ZRC would like to thank the University of Houston-Victoria, its special events coordinator Samantha K. Bell, the students and faculty who came out to hear our message and, yes, even our worthy adversary Professor Justin Bell, who hopefully has learned to open his heart just a little toward the Differently Animated.

The ZRC is Beset By Woe, But Off to Texas

Posted By on November 28, 2011

Yes, that title is partially just an excuse to use the phrase ‘beset by woe’, what can I say, I’m a bit strange.

In the last day:

-my laptop crashed, corrupting a ton of my files, necessitating an all nighter to restore some things not backed up in Dropbox
-one of our bathrooms had a rather.. severe plumbing issue at 4 in the morning
-my USB memory stick went on the fritz, removing another convenient backup source
-the ZRC’s office printer died

So!

Two things. One: yiiiiiiiiiiikes! This has not been a great day for Zombie Rights. Two: I am so looking forward to being out of the Madison area for a bit, where at least my cursed touch can’t destroy anything else I own.

Note: I apologize to Victoria, Texas for any gremlins I may attract to your town. I’m sure it was very nice before all your printers and toilets started to explode.

ZombieWriMo Update

Posted By on November 27, 2011

Well, yesterday two big events occurred in my quest for ZombieWriMo glory.

First, the evil one, Princess of Lies, Mother of all Treachery Michelle Hartz sneakily got to 50k words first.

The second thing is that, of course, I got there as well, and have now effectively completed the ZombieWriMo challenge too.

So what now?

I’m not sure. I was writing for speed much more than quality, as I’m sure it is with most people doing NanoWriMo, so the resulting text is a huge mess both stylistically and structurally. It’s also not all about Zombies, as I poked around with a few side projects when I was stuck on the main Zombie one, or just for variety’s sake, or to try and keep up with the daily quota.

But maybe someday with enough revision it can be released to the larger world as a Zombie Friendly piece of fiction. Maybe. If I can get it down from mortally embarrassing to just, you know, seriously injuriously embarrassing.

In the meantime I want to thank the ZRC readers and supporters for indulging us here at the ZRC blog during this last light month of news coverage and posting. It was a fun experiment, but now I think it’s time for the ZRC to get back to our core mission of outreach, analysis and rapid response.

Speaking of, in two days I’ll be down in Texas to participate in a live debate on Zombie Rights! Anyone in the Victoria, TX area should definitely come out and support Zombie Rights.

Things to be Thankful For, Zombie Rights Edition

Posted By on November 25, 2011

Here’s what I’m thankful for right now: next Tuesday I get to go all the way to Texas* to debate a learned academic on the subject of Zombie Rights.

And they made an awesome poster to promote the event too!

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*Rumors that this venue proved especially appealing due to the relative weather conditions in Madison and Victoria, Texas are absolutely true. A Zombie Rights debate AND the chance to see a warm sunny day before next March! It’s like I won the lottery.

Hot New Way to Avoid Talking to Your Constituents? Say They’re Acting Like Zombies

Posted By on November 23, 2011

The ZRC has some trustworthy allies in the United Kingdom who monitor the sad state of Zombie-Living relations in that country for the Movement, and they have relayed this latest disturbing development to us.

@chriszombieblog @Zombie_Rights Shocking denials and use ofthe word ‘zombie’ as a slur in parliament 38degrees.org.uk/page/s/open-le…

The background: the Conservative government in the UK is moving to privatize the NHS, more or less, via backdoor maneuvering. This represents a political risk ranging somewhere between Catastrophic and Suicidal if done openly, because the NHS is really, really popular with a broad swath of the population.

(From an American perspective, think if Social Security and Medicare had a mutant baby that was twice as popular as either of its parents.)

So, naturally, when these plans started to leak, people started to complain. And since this is 2011, they used social media tools to bombard their representatives with messages expressing their discontent.

Also naturally, politicians dislike actually dealing with the complaints of their constituents. Which leads us to the current Health Minister in the UK, one Simon Burns, exasperatedly complaining that one such social media tool, an online petition/social activism site called ’38 Degrees’, was making people ‘Zombie-like’, in that they were presumably sending him a lot of angry emails.

Yes, the new stereotype for Zombies in the United Kingdom is apparently that of engaged citizens contacting their government on a matter of urgent public concern.

Wait; actually, that’s not so bad, is it?

Kind of makes being ‘Zombie-like’ a good thing. Civic-minded, articulate, obviously literate. Knows how to use a computer, send an email.

Hmm.

But if being ‘Zombie-like’ is a good thing (and we believe it is), then why doesn’t Mr. Burns want to hear from his Zombie-like constituency?

Food for thought.

Huge Announcement! Live Zombie Rights Debate in Victoria, Texas

Posted By on November 20, 2011

I’ve been sitting on this one waiting to make the announcement but I figure that now is as good a time as any.

Remember when the ZRC blog excoriated the University of Houston-Victoria for making ‘World War Z’ the centerpiece of their ‘Community of Readers’ program?

Well, one thing led to another via the magic of the internet, and after some tense, Cuban Missile Crisis-esque high stakes secret negotiations I am pleased to announce that The Zombie Rights Campaign, by invitation of the University of Houston-Victoria, will be participating in a debate on the topic of Zombie Rights at their university on November 29th.

Truly this is a historic occasion, and not just because it allows the ZRC to extend its campaign reach further south than ever before. No, this will be a great day for the entire Zombie Rights Movement, especially if I manage not to get humiliated in a public forum. The righteousness of our arguments shall see us through the day!

Details for the debate follow:

Where? The University of Houston-Victoria, UHV Alcorn Auditorium, University West Building

When? November 29th, 5pm CST

What? The greatest and to my knowledge FIRST public forum debate on the civil rights and liberties of the Differently Animated

Should you attend? YES.

Anti-Zombie Ammo: Real Weapons for a Fake Threat

Posted By on November 20, 2011

We’ve seen custom knives and firearms, and even targets in the shape of the Differently Animated. But now you can get actual custom firearms rounds supposedly geared toward harming the Undead:

It was only a matter of time, wasn’t it?

Hornady Manufacturing, a major supplier of ammunition, has come out with a new product called Zombie Max.

That’s right. Rifle and shotgun ammunition specifically for use against zombies.

“Just in case,” as the packaging states.

This goes way beyond the pale. Bullets (or shells) designed to maim a specific group of people? Astounding. At some point doesn’t this sort of thing qualify as Anti-Zombie terrorism? Or at least so completely tasteless as to be socially unacceptable?

Yeesh. I suppose someone will be making anti-various-ethnicities ammo for the white supremacists next.

Too far, I say! This ammunition stuff goes too far.

‘Knights of the Living Dead’? Oh Boy…

Posted By on November 20, 2011

What do you get when you cross Anti-Zombie Comics and the Middle Ages?

You know, besides Army of Darkness and one issue of Marvel Zombies 5?

Well, apparently you get ‘Knights of the Living Dead’:

Now he’s teamed with writer Ron Wolfe for Knights of the Living Dead, a story that brings zombies to Camelot. The first issue is now available for free from SLG Publishing’s website, where you can also buy the second issue for 99 cents.

Wolfe says not to let the title fool you – the book is no spoof.

“I love the title, but don’t let it mislead you. The book is no spoof on zombies. It’s as dark as anything I’ve ever written,” Wolfe told Robot 6. His previous work includes Death’s Door and Old Fears, both horror novels co-written with John Wooley, as well as Hellraiser comics for Marvel. “That said, the premise allows for some playing around. But I really think, if I just happened to pick it up, this thing would trouble me for some time.”

“The first story based on Ron’s original prose came out to a little over 50 pages, which is set when Guinevere has been judged to burn at the stake for infidelity, but you know, with zombies, or ‘the walking starvation’ as Ron calls it, which I think is a really cool way to say zombies,” Higgins said.

Great, now Zombies represent famine?

Is there anything bad Zombies *won’t* eventually represent in a comic book?

Perhaps they can put out a comic where Zombies represent the growing number of people who don’t read comics at all? And the survivors hole up in a comic book shop?

Note: Don’t do that. It’d be awful.

We’ll check out that free first issue and get back to the blog with a review soon, I think. Stay tuned. Or, you know, keep a browser tab open, whatever works.

‘A Baby’s First Book of Zombies’

Posted By on November 15, 2011

BuyZombie informs us of a disturbing new media project to indoctrinate young children with common Anti-Zombie stereotypes (along with, presumably, their parents):

The Book

They sleep during the day. They awaken at night. They are among us, and yet not quite fully human. It’s a … ZOMBIE! No, wait, .. it’s a BABY! … Huh?

A Baby’s First Book of Zombies is a title for young children and their parents which playfully explores the parallels between babies and zombies and the process by which parents slowly become zombies during their first year of parenthood. By alternating between scenes which are very silly and scenes that are just a little bit creepy, young children can begin to learn the joys of incorporating monsters into their imaginary worlds.

We’ve seen other unscrupulous individuals try to take advantage of forming young minds and spread hatred of Zombies before; many times, in fact. However this project, aimed squarely at the not-yet-fully-verbal, is a serious contender for the most pernicious and predatory.

Zombies, not quite fully human? That’s offensive! Very offensive.

BuyZombie has several example pages from the book as well, illustrating Zombies moaning, screaming, shambling about, all in an ugly and stereotypical manner. Apparently a lot of work went into finely tailoring the fearmongering and divisiveness of the book to the target audience’s young minds, moreover:

Learning from Zombies

Despite their rotting flesh, our zombies are actually quite thoughtful about how pre-literate readers develop reading skills. The repetition in the text allows young children to learn prediction skills and read aloud along with caregivers (see Eric Carle’s Brown Bear book for the archetype). The illustrations are designed to create parallels between the baby and zombie worlds–look again carefully at the video and you will be able to play a kind of “Where’s Waldo” type game of matching items across the pages. And introducing Zombies and monsters into the imaginary worlds of children is inspired by E.B. White, who believed that young people, no less than adults, enjoy experiencing the full range of human emotions.

The Future

We have big plans for our babies and zombies; the Learning from Zombies project has a lot more in store. With your support, we hope that this successful campaign is the first step in bringing baby zombie learning to the world in all sorts of media.

Unless the zombie apocalypse does set in, and then at least your children will be prepared…

Prepared to hate, no doubt.

What’s most tragic and unsettling about this project for us is that, if you watch the Kickstarter video in full, you can see some positive and Zombie Friendly elements in the draft version of the book as well. They’re easily outweighed by the insulting and literal infantilization of the Differently Animated community, but they’re still present. Zombies love their families! Yes!

Why couldn’t it be more like that, and less about cheap shots at Zombie mobility or supposed lack of Zombie hygiene?

You can learn more about this odious book-in-the-making here, or by watching the kickstarter video below.