John Sears | June 4, 2012
We’re not fans of the ‘blades vs guns’ debate when it comes to Zombies, but it’s rarely been laid out in such Living Supremacist detail, so this blog post is worth a look: This week I’m turning Chris Writes About The End Of The World into an open forum for debate. Please welcome another Chris [...]
John Sears | June 2, 2012
This is kind of sad for Zombie Rights, I suppose; haven’t seen the new season since it’s not on Crunchyroll: Japanese publisher Fujimi Shobo’s official Twitter account for the comedy franchise Is This a Zombie? confirmed on Wednesday that next week’s episode of the television anime series Is This a Zombie? of the Dead is [...]
John Sears | June 1, 2012
This is just crude stereotyping to sell a product at its worst: Suffering from hideous halitosis after gorging on humans all night? Banish brain-breath with these startlingly strong mints. Yes, because all Zombies gorge on humans all night long and have bad breath. Riiiiiiiiight. Hoxton Street Monster Supplies CLAIMS to be selling products for the, [...]
John Sears | May 31, 2012
We saw this on Facebook, and, as is usual with that hotbed of linking other peoples’ stuff, it’s not clear where it came from originally. So credit where it’s actually due. Anti-Zombie credit that is! First, of course, is the stereotyped ‘Zombie’ diet, fixated, of course, on brain matter. Most Zombies do not require human [...]
John Sears | May 30, 2012
Sometimes, defending Zombies, you have to marvel at, and, yes, envy the press coverage of Vampires. Now we have no beef with Vampires. So long as they do not sparkle. Sparkly vampires are an abomination before society and must be dealt with… harshly. But regular vamps are all right by the Zombie Rights Movement. We’d [...]
John Sears | May 30, 2012
We’ve gotten a lot of tips about a recent Miami case involving a man whose face was, err, chewed off by his assailant. The assailant then resisted police even to the point of requiring several gunshots to finally subdue: According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face [...]
John Sears | May 29, 2012
Do the Undead need caffeine? If they’re anything like most Living people (and of course, they are at heart, we all know that), the answer should be obvious. Even more so when courageous Zombie Rights campaigners like our Zombie of the Year for 2012 have to fight through the courts for the right of Zombies [...]
John Sears | May 29, 2012
Personally? Not a fan of disco. It’s just… not really my thing. But to the extent that anyone can disco, Zombies should be able to disco too, so we support this: Horror Society Presents…. ZOMBIE DISCO 3 Its time once again to get out those cheesy outfits and your dancing shoes!! We are back with [...]
John Sears | May 29, 2012
I don’t know whether to be comforted or saddened that Zombies have company in the Unjust and Probably Unsafe Road Sign defacement department: A motorway sign warning of a possible Dalek sized obstruction! Pathetic! … What? The sign, located at on eastbound Arapahoe before 48th Street, was in fact a prank. With the Colorado Department [...]
John Sears | May 28, 2012
Seriously, this is as much Odd as it is Anti-Zombie: Night of the Living Doughnuts! Mr. Jimmies was a mild mannered doughnut, just doing his regular shift at the greasy spoon diner. One fateful night a police officer staggers in… green, incoherent, mumbling. Before Jimmies could get out a concerned “May I help you Sir!?” [...]