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Anti-Zombie Film ‘Remains’ Based on Novel by ’30 Days of Night’ Author Steve Niles Filming in Connecticut

Posted By on June 23, 2011

I was not a fan of ‘30 Days of Night‘ as a graphic novel. The story lurches around, especially toward the end, and Ben Templesmith‘s artwork should be the new dictionary definition for ‘murky’.

Plus, it’s really unkind toward our allies in the larger Undead Solidarity movement, the Vampire community. We’re not talking ‘Twilight’ bad, but it’s not a pretty picture the comics paint of Vampirism, either.

Thus when I learned that a ‘Zombie’ movie was being based on another graphic novel by ’30 Days of Night’ author Steve Niles, I was very apprehensive, and sure enough I was right to be wary:

“Did you hear? They’re going to make the movie up there, on the roof,” a man says to his friend, pointing to The Wauregan, a six-story apartment building in Norwich that was the set for the 11th day of shooting of the zombie movie “Remains.”

The film — slated to make a limited theater release before airing on NBCUniversal’s Chiller Network in early 2012 — has a cast list that includes actors from some of television’s biggest shows, including “Heroes,” “Lost,” “True Blood” and “Fringe.” Evalena Marie of Granby also stars.

Set in Reno, Nev., the movie follows a group of individuals — played by Evalena Marie, Grant Bowler (“Ugly Betty,” “True Blood”), Tawny Cypress (“Heroes”), Miko Hughes (“Pet Sematary”) and Lance Reddick (“Fringe,” “Lost”) — who have survived a catastrophic radiation event that kills most people and turns most survivors into zombies.

“Our zombies are not anything superhuman. Whatever you are is what you are as a zombie,” Gernhard says. “You don’t have the intelligence that you had but they’re not dumb; they’re more like predators.”

Although most mainstream zombies yearn for one thing — brains — the film’s zombies will eat everything, including people, food, plants, animals and inanimate objects.

“They have this unbelievable hunger,” he says.

First of all, Miko Hughes? As in, Gage Creed from Pet Sematary?

So he’s gone from playing a Zombie-like victim to victimizing Zombies on film? That’s a sad career progression.

Just look at the way the movie and the local press are portraying the Differently Animated, however. ‘Unbelievable hunger’ they say, and as a Zombie you ‘don’t have the intelligence that you had’, you’re a ‘predator’.

The condescension toward the Undead, along with the irrational fear, oozes from between every line. Disgusting.

We are shocked and appalled by the news of this cinematic slander and will keep you updated here on the blog.

Yet More Anti-Zombie Virtual Violence from Call of Duty

Posted By on June 23, 2011

Don’t these people take vacations?

Guess not:

- Call of Duty®: Black Ops, the best selling game ever on the Xbox 360, is ready to blow fans away withthe worldwide release of its third content pack on June 28th,: Call of Duty®: Black Ops Annihilation. Black Ops continues to draw millions of gamers online globally, logging billions of gameplay hours since its launch in November. Fueled by the breakthrough First Strike and Escalation content packs, the blockbuster title is also already the highest selling add-on content in Xbox LIVE history, according to Microsoft. In fact, more gamers play Call of Duty on Xbox LIVE than on any other platform. The newest offering, Annihilation, will launch first on Xbox LIVE and features four new multiplayer maps and a Zombie experience that’s sure to keep gamers coming back for more.

“With Annihilation, Black Ops fans will get four exciting and unique multiplayer settings with Hangar 18, Drive-In, Silo and Hazard,” said Treyarch Studio Head, Mark Lamia. “Players will also enjoy an all-new Zombies experience, Shangri-La, an exotic and mysterious map filled with deadly traps, dark secrets and innovative gameplay that will challenge even the most daring Zombie hunters.”

Shangri-La, eh? So not only are you defaming the Differently Animated but you’re despoiling our shared cultural heritage by naming the site of your gruesome and murderous spectacles of violence after the legendary lost kingdom of peace and serenity? Are they trying to allege that one can find some sort of Enlightenment through slaughtering Zombies?

Wait, let’s not give them any additional ideas.

Naturally, we condemn the fact that this game exists, that the expansion packs keep coming out and above all else that they sell so well. It is a sad, sad commentary on the state of our civilization that this sort of prejudiced and discriminatory bloodsport is such popular entertainment.

More Details on ‘Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City’ Gameplay Reveal Standard Gameplay Tropes, Anti-Zombie Twist

Posted By on June 22, 2011

Capcom’s been a very busy company, and so they farmed out the code monkey work on one of their latest big Living Supremacist ‘Resident Evil’ titles to a Canadian firm with experience making tactical shooters.

Among the ‘exciting’ features previously revealed is the ability to use the Differently Animated as human shields. Delightful.

Now USA Today has a preview indicating that the game largely follows the standard outlines of online cooperative shooters, complete with cookie-cutter character classes, then adds its own savage twists:

The game features more tactical elements, as players choose between one of several classes and eliminate any remaining zombies. Classes include Assault, Demolition, Scientist and Medic. Each class has its own special ability, such as the Assault class and its unlimited ammo perk.

This skill proved particularly fun to use when combined with a grenade launcher, a group of zombies and an inviting gas station waiting to be blown up.

During a battle, zombies can bite players, infecting them with the virus and slowly morphing them into one of their own. Players can either find a spray to cure the disease, health packs to slow down the transformation, or turn into the undead.

This is where Raccoon City introduces an interesting new wrinkle. As a zombie, players can turn on their squad and start attacking.

And why shouldn’t they? Who would know better than a vicious Umbrella hired thug how badly they treat the Undead? It’s just logical, if craven, for them to lack the courage of their evil convictions and attempt to take out their ‘teammates’ before they get assaulted in kind. Naturally this is framed as a bad thing by the game and your typical journalist responding to said game, but the ZRC knows better.

We’ve seen the horrors of these games for a long, long time after all.

For shame, err, everybody involved. It’s a long list; you know who you are.

The Escapist Cannot Escape Anti-Zombie Stereotyping

Posted By on June 22, 2011

I’ve seen ‘The Escapist’ described as thoughtful and intelligent commentary on the gaming scene, but from this latest post about the peaceful Zombie supporters’ rally responding to recent events in Leicester I have no idea how they earned such a sterling reputation:

If there’s one thing zombies love more than delicious human brains, it’s the hubris of British government employees.

On June 10 we ran a piece on the Leicester City Council, detailing the local government’s bemused reaction to a letter asking if they had a contingency plan in case hell should ever become full, prompting the dead to again walk the earth.

One week later, the Leicester City Council was overrun by a horde of 150 shambling corpses, clawing hungrily at the windows in a lethargic bid to sup upon a buffet of tasty frontal lobes and piquant hippocampi.

Fortunately for Council employees, no one was messily devoured, likely because the stunt was the brainchild of one James Dixon, a citizen who organized the “mass shamble” via Facebook.

Meanwhile, here in The States, zombie attacks are at an all-time low thanks to the vigilance of the Center for Disease Control (and, presumably, Frank West).

Really? ‘Piquant hippocampi’? You guys at The Escapist go all out when you’re defaming the Differently Animated, don’t you?

And what, precisely, does this have to do with their supposed core mission of covering the videogaming world? Nothing that I can see – even the original FOI requester seemed to base his irrational fears about Zombie ‘attack’ largely on the movie industry.

Oh, I get it; Zombies only belong in violent, Anti-Zombie videogames, right, Escapist? They should stay where they belong, huh?

Patently offensive and bigoted article all around. For shame, Earnest “Nex” Cavalli and shame on ‘The Escapist’ as well for publishing it and continuing in the misleading and bigoted attacks on Zombies that the blighted mainstream media has engaged in around the Leicester issue (see our post about The Guardian here)

Think Geek Has Sale on Adorable Zombie Plushies

Posted By on June 21, 2011

Sure, the way that noted Anti-Zombie merchants at Think Geek may have chosen to market this product is highly unethical, but the ZRC would be remiss if we failed to inform you that cuddly Zombie (and Vampire) plush toys are currently on a major sale:

$17.99 (save 56%) On Sale
$7.99 In stock

I have to warn those of you who are used to free or cheap shipping though; Think Geek doesn’t really do that per se. Still, if you want to bundle it with something else that’s not offensive to the Undead to make the most of your costs, like I did to get our review plushie, I might suggest astronaut ice cream. They also carry that, and it’s both delicious and completely unbiased as to who consumes its delicious freeze-dried sugaryness.

I wonder if Zombie Spokeschild Tim has ever had any? Ooh, I bet he’d love some.

(For those who are wondering: yes we still thoroughly condemn Think Geek here at The ZRC for their wantonly Anti-Zombie behavior, and no, we are not compensated in any way for bringing this sale to your attention. We just love adorable Zombies.)

The ZRC Needs to Watch Filmmaker Jose Gomez of ‘Strawberry Summer’ More Carefully

Posted By on June 21, 2011

The ZRC has had a long and productive relationship with actress Deneen Melody, and I think we’re even bringing ’3 Slices of Life’ director Anthony Sumner around with her help. So maybe she can get us a chance to educate another filmmaker with a dicey Anti-Zombie past:

It’s one of the many challenges Gomez, of Geneva, faces when making a film. In the past nine years, Gomez made seven films, with some of the larger projects funded by producers, such as the zombie flick “Bled White” and the bloody serial killer horror “Plastic.” But this time, the project is his own “baby” rather than an idea from a producer fronting the film costs.

“Strawberry Summer.” The movie, which Gomez plans to film in the Geneva area next year, tells the story of a lonely teen girl, Fay, trying to find herself. She meets a girl, Summer, who convinces her to form the suicide pact.

“For me, it’s a very, very special story,” said Gomez, 38. “There’s no zombies, no serial killers. This is a very human story, a very character-driven story.”

Oh I see, so I take it that Mr. Gomez feels Zombie stories can’t be ‘human’, they can’t be ‘character-driven’. A typical and tragically limited Living Supremacist attitude, and one that needs correcting as soon as possible.

If only we had some sort of in, a way to get our Zombie Friendly feet in the door… if only..

Luckily, Gomez already had an alternate idea of who he wants to play the role.

She’s Deneen Melody of Chicago, an actress who recently starred in the independent horror film “Slices of Life.”

“I wrote the script specifically with her in mind,” Gomez said.

Wrote the script with Deneen in mind, eh? That sounds like *leverage* to me.

Prepare to be lobbied *vigorously* on behalf of the Differently Animated, Mr. Gomez. We’re relentless at the ZRC, but hey, we also bring cookies.

Keep all of that in mind.

Zombie Research Society Pushes Their Anti-Zombie Children’s Book Hard

Posted By on June 21, 2011

Still evil.
(the book in question)

We wrote about the hateful and odious piece of Anti-Zombie propaganda directed at children from our nemeses at the ZRS before here on the ZRC blog:

I’m sorry, but this is just heinous, intentional Anti-Zombie indoctrination of children. That’s absolutely unacceptable; teaching children to *hate*? To hate Zombies? Even their own parents, should one happen to die and come back as one of the Differently Animated?

Well, the ZRS is stooping to all-new lows to push their hate book with yet another promotion:

For the next two days only buy any membership or t-shirt from the Zombie Research Society Merch Store and get a copy of the new zombie kids book, That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore, absolutely free. This isn’t a contest, it’s just a mass giveaway to anyone and everyone who wants a free book.

I’m almost tempted to sign up for a ZRS membership so I can work to undermine them from within, but somehow I think they’d catch on and throw me out pretty fast.

We can only take this latest deal on their tome as a sign that perhaps the market for Anti-Zombie child indoctrination tools is softer than they had estimated.

Project Zomboid Game Runs Into Piracy Problems – No, This is Not An Internet Joke

Posted By on June 21, 2011

We previously discussed indie Anti-Zombie ‘survival’ game ‘Project Zomboid’ here on the ZRC blog, and then it kind of fell off my radar. In our defense, this has been a very busy spring for Anti-Zombie gaming news, what with two Resident Evil titles, lots of Dead Rising news, Silent Hill and the like.

Well, the game came out and apparently has been a bit of a hit in the circles of people who don’t care about fairness or decency to Zombies, but now this Independent Anti-Zombie game has run into trouble… with pirates.

I know, I know, but it’s not the setup for a net-based joke and so far there aren’t any ninjas:

A popular indie zombie-style RPG game has been taken offline due to an unofficial feature made available in a cracked copy. The developers of the game say that they usually turn a blind eye to piracy since it could have benefits for their project, but when pirates keep using their servers to get updates instead of using BitTorrent, they had to make a stand.

Basically, the issue is this; the developers openly accept, to some degree, the piracy of their game. Unfortunately a pirate decided to ‘improve’ on the original with a feature that checks for new updates every time the cracked copy is run, which has resulted in a significant drain on Project Zomboid’s bandwidth.

Here at The ZRC we also take a very relaxed approach to copyright, releasing all of our materials, in fact, under Creative Commons licensing. Even though Project Zomboid is obviously not a game we’ll be recommending to our readers, we would ask, in the spirit of all of your independent content publishers online, to not be jerks and effectively launch a denial of service attack on them out of laziness. Please?

It’ll be that much harder for us to direct scorn their way if their site is down. Thank you.

PopCap Games Holds Its Own Charity Auction

Posted By on June 20, 2011

We support charity fundraising here at the ZRC; quite often, actually. So even though the evil fearmongers and Anti-Zombie pushers at PopCap are our sworn enemies, we feel that we should lend a hand promoting their new charitable endeavour:

Popcap Games—the team behind Plants vs Zombies, Bejeweled, and Peggle—is reaching into its big vault of art for a series of eBay auctions to help support children’s charities in the US and UK. The auctions will run throughout the month.

100 percent of the proceeds from the auctions will be used to support two different children’s charities: the Starlight Children’s Foundation in the US and SpecialEffect in the UK.

The auctions will continue until July 12. To bid, head on over to ebay.com/popcap.

Naturally, they made another wacky internet video that’s slightly defamatory of their ‘Zombie Intern’ to promote this:

The first round of auctions ends tomorrow, so we don’t you get on over there and bid. If you win something you can even send PopCap a message about how they should feel ashamed, and hey, a lot of the stuff they’re selling is from their Non-Anti-Zombie Games.

Even though they’re continuing to push ugly prejudice while raising money:

There will be nearly 40 one-of-a-kind items up for bid, each representing a piece of PopCap history. All of it is for sale with 100% of the proceeds benefiting the Starlight Children’s Foundation (U.S.) and SpecialEffect (U.K.) to help children with serious illnesses and their families cope with their challenges.

Don’t wait around and let the zombies eat your brains. The items will be auctioned in four waves of nine items each available for just 7 days, so go take a look and bid often!

Zombies won’t eat your brains, you sad, deluded developers. They might buy some of your swag to help out a worthy cause though.

Zombie Supporters Rally in Leicester After Bigoted FOI Request

Posted By on June 20, 2011

We talked recently on the blog about the odd and stunningly hateful request under a Freedom of Information law for information how how Leicester would respond to a ‘zombie attack’.

Given that, this was pleasant follow-up news:

The story became a hit on social networking sites, and prompted Mr Dixon to organise Saturday’s event on Facebook.

What started as a “small gathering for friends” eventually attracted more widespread interest, and dozens of enthusiasts gathered at the city’s clock tower at noon.

Mr Dixon said: “We went for a shamble. We shambled from the clock to the city council offices – about half a mile through the city centre.

“There were just a couple of security guards at the building. We didn’t try to get inside – just pressed ourselves up against the glass like zombies do.

“A few of us are in the pub now – it’s been a really good day.”

Dixon et al have truly shown that support for peaceful Zombie gatherings and political protest is far higher than the divisive, Romero-esque (or perhaps, in the UK, Boyle-Pegg-Wright-esque) politics of conflict and violent paranoia. We applaud their efforts here at The ZRC blog.

Good show, fellows. Hope you enjoyed your pints after the rally.